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I think everyone's tired of the same old "new theory" and "will there be -insert game feature here- in Halo 2?". So I started this thread for the people who put gameplay above everything else. As we all know, Halo2's going to offer a crap-load of new weapons, vehicles and other features such as dual-wielding. We are going to talk about these new addittions and what their effect on gameplay will be, good or bad. Here are my thoughts:
GOOD: New vehicles. Vehicles helped make Halo fun , and having more can only make the experience more enjoyable.
BAD: I predict an over-population of pediphiles and people trying to get dates on servers. This has a good side to it though, as slaughtering these "players" is a lot of fun.
AWESOME: Zanzibar. I didn't play the it at E3, but from what I've seen so far it looks hellah fun.
Oh, and for all those people who pollute this thread with crackpot theorys and just want attention, this is for you. And yes I am mocking those people, however mean it may be.
Here, in all it's glory, is the crackpot theory to rule them all:
COVIE CIVIL WAR THEORY: One day, in Halo2, a group of elites will walk into a room where some engineers are working. At first they're all like "Hey guys, how ya doin'?", but when they look at the engineers they kill them all 'cus they look like flood forms. Then the prophets are all like "Dude! They just killed the engineers! Get 'em!". They then run them down with their chairs. Then the hunters come in and kill all the prophets because a) they don't like them and b) they didn't get the promised signing bonus when they signed up to join the covies. The grunts watch and laugh as the jackals come in and suicide bomb the rest of the hunters. Note that every one of the covies, not including the grunts and brutes, were in this room. After the incident the grunts and brutes go down to Earth and all get jobs. The grunts end up living in Playboy mansion and the brutes do commercials for Corona and other brewers. That's my covie civil war theory that blows all the other theorys to he||, I hope you enjoyed it!
Ha! Take that you fiends!
[Edited on 7/16/2004 6:45:40 PM]