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Has anyone seen that movie? It's freakin' hilarious! If you have seen it, post whether or not you liked it, and your favorite joke from it.


I like all of the Here's Your Sign jokes....

Ex: We were getting our house painted, and the painters were coverin' all the furniture up with that white cloth... One painter pointed to our piano and said, "That y'all's piano?"

I replied, "Nah, its our coffee table, its just got buck teeth.....Here's your sign..."

  • 07.16.2004 6:08 PM PDT
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I love it.

"You didn't bring your truck now, widgadiga."

  • 07.16.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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Hehe....Aeorta...."Aeorta fix them potholes in the road...."

  • 07.16.2004 6:53 PM PDT
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The heres yer sign sruff is from before Blue Collar COmedy Tour.
But, my fav is when a truck driver was going down the Interstate and wasnt short enough to fit. An officer arrived on the scene and commented "Git yer tuck stuck?" the tuck driver responded "Naw, I was dleivern this here overpass and ran outta gas"

  • 07.16.2004 6:58 PM PDT
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I know it was from before, but I think the ones on the movie are funny.

  • 07.16.2004 7:13 PM PDT

With B.B. gone, the passion of Bungie.net has lessened.

"My sister is covered in moles."

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh damn, how I begged my class's Valedictorian to say that as an intro to his humorous graduation speech... he almost did it too... to bad he knew his sister (who was at the graduation) would hate him for it...

He did it at all the speech rehersals... it was hilarious as hell!

  • 07.16.2004 7:16 PM PDT
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"I got a girlfriend, one boob bigger than the other....She entered a wet T-shirt contest, and won 1st and 3rd place.....I'm so proud of my sister."

That one is hilarious.

  • 07.16.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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the one guy, who sits all the way on the right when all of them are sitting together (right from our POV watching TV) he's hysterical. i saw his solo comedy show. freaking hilarious. i gotta get his cd

  • 07.16.2004 7:57 PM PDT
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Ah, Ron White, the mysterious....TATER SALAD!

  • 07.16.2004 8:22 PM PDT
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"i went to my brother-in-law to show him my new tour bus. he said 'ron you could have gotten a mercedes. i dont think you fully appreciate the engineering intracies of mercedes benz! for instance, i have a little wiper to clean my headlights when they get dirty' I looked at him and said 'well i got a place to -blam!- your sister' "

  • 07.16.2004 8:35 PM PDT
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Yes being drunk publick is great. Yeah I'm 6'3 to 6'6 depending on what coveitent store I'm leaving.

  • 07.16.2004 8:46 PM PDT
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I was not drunk in publiCK. I was drunk in A BAR... they threw me into publiCK. Arrest them!

  • 07.16.2004 8:57 PM PDT
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I didn't know how many of them it would take to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use

  • 07.16.2004 8:59 PM PDT
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They got mad at me for breaking a stool, but I resented because that stool was broken on my shoulder.

  • 07.16.2004 9:05 PM PDT
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Yeah, we're trying to keep -blam!-s out of our bar and the only way we can tell is if they're wearing a hat. Hell in Texas the only way we can tell if they got a hair cut like yours.

  • 07.16.2004 9:13 PM PDT
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I'm from Texas. We have the death penalty, and we USE IT! Recently our legislature petitioned to speed up the process...If 3 people see you do it, you don't sit on Death Row for 10 years, you go straight to the firin' squad. Other states are tryin' to ban the death penalty, but my state's puttin' in an express lane!

  • 07.16.2004 9:19 PM PDT
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Look at the sig.

  • 07.16.2004 11:26 PM PDT
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My girlfriend had this nice little beauty mark on her cheek. It was a tick.


The best i can remember it

  • 07.17.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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Damn! I can't remember that guy's name! He did the 'here's your sign' bit. I love that guy. He's a native Texan, too.



Bill Engvall! That's that guy's name. Damn, he's hilarious.


[Edited on 7/17/2004 1:09:57 PM]

  • 07.17.2004 1:05 PM PDT
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Bill Engvall.

  • 07.17.2004 1:09 PM PDT
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Dude's! I was just swimmin along, an i was pulled outta the water! I saw God! He was wearin flannel an a budwieser hat! I saw all my dead relatives and he told me its not yet ur time. then he threw me back!

Listen, I got no problem goin back to prison!

Niceness runs out at midnight!!!

A beaver bit off his nipple.

  • 07.17.2004 7:08 PM PDT
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i love the whole thing

  • 07.17.2004 10:25 PM PDT