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No! I am talking about cheep HAL0 weapons for HAL0 2 or 3. I am talking about real weapons on Bungie.net After Seeing Recon's post I had to dedicate a thread just to Bungie.net Weapons.Posted by: Recon Number 54Lesson Bat.Ban-Hammer.Buzz-Saw Jockstrap.Know your Bungie.Net weapons, or suffer their ouchie-ness.Lesson Bat: The bat used to chrissen the N*** into full-fledge members of Bungie.net. This versitile and imitadating weapon.Ban-Hammer. Acronos pwn Bungie pattened Banhammer used to seperate all thoes lame loosers from Bungie and all Bungie games. It is a very powerful weapon that can only be wield by Bungie. In the wrong hands it could lead to devistation.Buzz-Saw Jockstrap: This is the Webmasters personal weapon. There is only one like it. He uses it to breakdown the door to the server closet and well you can guess what happens next.Sorry ReconNumber54 I also had to throw in a couple of other weapons.Flaming-Ninja Sword: A swift Sword used to cut spam out of the bungie.netforums. A lightning fas weapon that is so swift the spammer who posts it disiapears for several days.Un-nammed/Unknown Disembodied Soul's Weapon of Mas Destruction: Little is know about this weapon except for the fact that the Disembodied Soul uses it to cause great disembodied grief and anguish. It causes alot of colateral damage leaving only the blacklisted remains of the victims.[Edited on 5/13/2005]
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These weapons shall be a great aid in world domination!
Can anyone think up of some more?
The banning prod of course, wielded by no other than stosh.
Pointy stick of doom:Used to poke spammers with.
Sling-shot, of course.
Anti Spam Repellent?....If only I had the banhammer...Boy would spammers-
Nosferatu_Soldie's scream...
I'm not that active, but never dead.
The Rip Saw:The Saw that Rips through peoples stupid posts with so much logic, you think that he actually pressed the 'preview' button...The not-quite-black Hole:Where all the repeat threads go.
I'm hurt, Marine.Banhand of -blam!-slapping +5: The reserve weapon one uses when one needs to lay down the laws of sense, integrity and Forum Ninja über-pimpitude when whiny -blam!-es get out of hand.
Posted by: Recon Number 54Active reserve.
The Extinguisher- For putting our those nasty flames.[Edited on 5/14/2005]
Monkey Ninjas of Doom - Used by only the great forum ninjas (especially Shiska), these unwaivering instruments of destruction are released upon only the dumbest and most unintelligible of people that dare grace Bungie.net's glorious forums. Weilding numchucks and various other sharp implements, by only pressing a button these tyrannical beasts are sent to the targeted user's home, thus ending the stupidity at its SOURCE.[Edited on 5/14/2005]
-blam!- member's mom buttonThis one doesn't need to be explained. Go ask your mom, she'll tell you all about it.
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Posted by: Ninja_Biscuits-blam!- member's mom buttonThis one doesn't need to be explained. Go ask your mom, she'll tell you all about it.I forgot about that one. :)
Posted by: hitokiri 1000Posted by: Ninja_Biscuits-blam!- member's mom buttonThis one doesn't need to be explained. Go ask your mom, she'll tell you all about it.I forgot about that one. :)It doesn't really inflict physical pain, but psychological warfare can be harrowing...
heh, here's another destructive weapon at the mods' disposal. Achronos' BAN key - this nefarious device located somewhere on Achronos' keyboard has the terrifying power to instantly ban anyone who crosses Achronos' path. Most useful when he is changing his keyboard, this key of power has the skill and might to instill fear among bungie.net's denizens.[Edited on 5/14/2005]
Posted by: marinealverPosted by: Recon Number 54Active reserve.=*(*sobs softly*
You cannot forget the "Riding Crop"!
doom virus a tool used by the bungie superiors, it will send an infectiess virus to anyone who does something wrong, if it is something that is wrong but small , only a small virus will go, it also scans the website every hour for troublemakers
ohh sweet i've got a good one: Myth CD hard-drive erasing bug - whenever there is a foolish incompetente roaming the b.net forums the hard workers at Bungie send him a friendly little reminder of the repercusions of his actions, a FREE MYTH CD! The unsespecting neanderthal installs the game from his "favourite company". Then after, when he finds this game is not "shiny" enough for his liking he goes to uninstall it...where upon his precious hard-drive is wiped squeaky clean like the bones of a turkey after a large Thanksgiving dinner. :)
i don't believe we forgot this: The Ninjas!
The scapel of devastion and apocalypse for fun
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The -blam!- filter.It filters my -blam!-, so you don't have to.
I am very disapointed in all of you. Out of everything mentioned, you forgot the meanest, angriest, ugliest, most painful weapon of all.Shishka(sorry shishka, couldnt help myself)