- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Go America!
We are deteriorating only slightly slower than the rest of the world! Go us!
We're corrupt, frivolous, and illogical, and yet we're still the best!
Don't you love being a part of this brilliant human race?
*Sighs*
Oh yeah... I forgot I'm supposed to be "positive"...
We speak the best language, and we speak it right dammit!