- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: STB BIG E 10
Posted by: ITUNDRABOYI
i hate jhonson a lot,
he makes you're life so much harder in every game.
jhonson did you get your job done? " No mam there were too many of them were trapped, send the chief!"
* chief saves his arse."
next mission
" ok chief all we need to do is wait for jhonsons squad to..."
"Base this is jhonson were trapped send the chief"
it happens a lot haha.
no one else gets into trouble or doesnt do their job right :)
Is johnson a tank?
does johnson have Mjolnr armor?
does johnson have a shield?
does johnson have an aiming recpeticle in his helemt?
does johnson even have a helmet?
can johnson run in excess of 40 mph?
can johnson turn in midair as he jumps?
can johnson even jump as high as MC?
can johnson kill 200 Covies without worrying about a shield?
can johnson's shields recharge?
can johnson wear 1/2 ton armor?
can johnsom plummet throught space, or the sky without a drop pod?
answer me those.
does johnson have Mjolnr armor? - No, but he does as much as the Chief WITHOUT it.
does johnson have a shield? - ^
does johnson have an aiming recpeticle in his helmet? - ^
does johnson even have a helmet? - No, he has a HAT as strong, oh, and he's immortal until the end.
can johnson run in excess of 40 mph? - No
can johnson turn in midair as he jumps? - Yes
can johnson even jump as high as MC? - No, but he can jump as high as an ODST
can johnson kill 200 Covies without worrying about a shield? - Yes, because he doesn't have one.
can johnson's shields recharge? - No, he's immortal anyways.
can johnson wear 1/2 ton armor? - Chief's armor is 1 ton.
can johnsom plummet throught space, or the sky without a drop pod? No.