- Carton o Spartan
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of toast is strapped to a cat's back, buttered side up, and the animal is then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system.
Hah. First off, fantastic end pic. Made me lol. You know, actually.
Secondly, very subtle Heretic mention. Well played sirs, well played.