Wow. I have a couple things to say about this update:
1. MORE INFO ON REACH AND ODST? HOLY CRAP THAT WAS LIKE CRAZY GOOD.
2. I laughed so hard when I read the bit about heads. It's ok urk, my head is quite small too. sometimes, when all the blood rushes to my head after I stand up to quickly, I feel like my head is going to collapse in on itself and create a mini black hole to another dimension... but that's just me.
3. Am I the only person on these entire forums that thought that Dare's head looked fine the FIRST time I saw it?
4. (In response to "my friend's big brother works at Bungie" question) Yeah, and my mom is Gary Coleman.
5. (In response to the pic at the end) And, upon seeing an equally unattractive specimen of his species but of a different gender, Truth's face was filled with jubilation as he imagined the outcome of such a union. *Thousands upon thousands of little prophet babies*
6. I want swag. Please?
7. Don't disturb the wildlife. The polar bears, while seemingly loveable and cuddly, will, in fact, dismember you if given the chance.
8. Last but not least, I think you guys should create a fanwork section of the community where people can share artwork, stories, photos, and, well, yes, poetry, about that beautiful think called Halo. Now let's all go sit on our couches, hope for swag, play some matchmaking (while digging into that deliciously greasy pizza), and wait anxiously for ODST's release.