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Subject: The fate of The Rookie

As most of us have seen in the first cutscene of Halo 3: ODST, The Rookie was found sleeping during the gathering of the ODST squad. Then again, the Rookie fell asleep once again in his Drop Pod, instead of jumping out and fighting Covenant ass. The reason? The Rookie is dying from Sleep Sickness! It's the only explanation there is!! It fits PERFECTLY with the story line!

Oh, and the Chief is also going to be in this for sure. He teleported back in time to Reach but then he hit a galactic-trampoline and was rebounded to New Mombassa.

The Superintendant is Cortana's third uncles, wife's, nephew's, second brother. Johnson is not only Dare's father, but he is everyone on the ODST squad's father, except Buck who is obviousley John's clone that looks and sounds nothing like him.

Dare and Johnson are both members of the non-canon, non-existant SPARTAN-I program. They were of the few who weren't thrown into a pit of baby-bones, and were selected to be beaten senseless by half-naked soldiers of Sparta. But we all know that they just named the SPARTAN I program after the laser in Halo 3.

Dare also DEFINATELY betrays the ODST's because the first thing on an ONI soldier's mind when they are in the middle of one of their cities that is being ravaged by alien forces is of course, KILL THE TEAM ASSIGNED TO PROTECT YOU! Dare is obviouslety bad because we're just all secksist on the inside. That and we just want the Recon for ourselves.

And the elites ARE in this except they've been horribly mishapen into sewer monsters that we will be fighting as the end boss.

If you purchase this game in a black market in a third-world country in Ukoslavia, you'll be able to play as all of the characters you are already allowed to play as! It's a bargain if you ask me!!

Firefight is also going to allow us to fight as tellytubbys. I seriousley can NOT wait until this movie comes out.

[Edited on 06.05.2009 8:04 PM PDT]

  • 06.05.2009 7:25 PM PDT
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no

  • 06.05.2009 7:26 PM PDT
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I don't know if you think you're funny or if you're just plain dumb, but either way, cut the spam.

  • 06.05.2009 7:26 PM PDT

Posted by: The Missing Link
I don't know if you think you're funny or if you're just plain dumb, but either way, cut the spam.
That totally reminded me. Guess what the sewer monster's main weakness is?? Guess!!

  • 06.05.2009 7:27 PM PDT

Stupid, but still kindof funny.

  • 06.05.2009 7:28 PM PDT
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When all else fails...........I dont.

-EDITED-

I didnt realize you were trying to make a joke at first, sorry.

[Edited on 06.05.2009 7:30 PM PDT]

  • 06.05.2009 7:28 PM PDT

halo3 odst 9/22/09

halo reach falls in 2010 (also search halo reach on amazon.com you can pre order it) i didnt so you might not want to

rofl

  • 06.05.2009 7:30 PM PDT

i can has cheez its?

I sleep all the time! AM I DIEING??? OP HELP

  • 06.05.2009 7:30 PM PDT

Posted by: x Big bear 13 x
Sleeping? I thought he was following orders to remain put in there until night fall. Are you sure he was sleeping?
Okay, this whole thread was obviousley a joke, but are you kidding me? There still had to be atleast ONE person who believed me. He was knocked the -blam!- out. You may call that following orders, but I call that sleeping for 6 hours.

  • 06.05.2009 7:31 PM PDT

That's not Ka-Blamo.
You successfully exaggerated all the impossible theories about Reach and ODST

  • 06.05.2009 7:32 PM PDT

Posted by: ShadySala
I sleep all the time! AM I DIEING??? OP HELP
DONT WORRY, THE CURE IS TO NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE, NEVER TALK, AND YOU HAVE TO BECOME A DETECTIVE IN A HALF-BLOWN UP CITY FILLED WITH ALIENZ AND YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TEAMMATES! ITS THE ONLY CURE!!!

  • 06.05.2009 7:32 PM PDT
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When all else fails...........I dont.

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Posted by: x Big bear 13 x
Sleeping? I thought he was following orders to remain put in there until night fall. Are you sure he was sleeping?
Okay, this whole thread was obviousley a joke, but are you kidding me? There still had to be atleast ONE person who believed me. He was knocked the -blam!- out. You may call that following orders, but I call that sleeping for 6 hours.


Dude, I highly doubt anyone thought that joke to be humerouse anyways. Also did you see the Superintendent say that one order when he landed? I cant recite it exactly, but I am pretty sure it was trying to say to stay in there. Also if you look at the billboard in the time lapse cam, orders start popping up hours after they landed. So they were obviosly waiting for something.

  • 06.05.2009 7:36 PM PDT

Posted by: x Big bear 13 x
Posted by: RvB Rocks95
Posted by: x Big bear 13 x
Sleeping? I thought he was following orders to remain put in there until night fall. Are you sure he was sleeping?
Okay, this whole thread was obviousley a joke, but are you kidding me? There still had to be atleast ONE person who believed me. He was knocked the -blam!- out. You may call that following orders, but I call that sleeping for 6 hours.


Dude, I highly doubt anyone thought that joke to be humerouse anyways. Also did you see the Superintendent say that one order when he landed? I cant recite it exactly, but I am pretty sure it was trying to say to stay in there. Also if you look at the billboard in the time lapse cam, orders start popping up hours after they landed. So they were obviosly waiting for something.
Well to your first comment, people already rofl'd and laughed, so yeah. And yeah, he was obviousley waiting for something. It's this little thing that follows someone being knocked out. We here in Amurika call it 'waking up'.

  • 06.05.2009 7:39 PM PDT

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Your logic is flawless...

  • 06.05.2009 7:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: RvB Rocks95
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Posted by: x Big bear 13 x
Sleeping? I thought he was following orders to remain put in there until night fall. Are you sure he was sleeping?
Okay, this whole thread was obviousley a joke, but are you kidding me? There still had to be atleast ONE person who believed me. He was knocked the -blam!- out. You may call that following orders, but I call that sleeping for 6 hours.


Dude, I highly doubt anyone thought that joke to be humerouse anyways. Also did you see the Superintendent say that one order when he landed? I cant recite it exactly, but I am pretty sure it was trying to say to stay in there. Also if you look at the billboard in the time lapse cam, orders start popping up hours after they landed. So they were obviosly waiting for something.
Well to your first comment, people already rofl'd and laughed, so yeah. And yeah, he was obviousley waiting for something. It's this little thing that follows someone being knocked out. We here in Amurika call it 'waking up'.


He wasnt knocked out though. He was waiting for an order, a specific time the superintendent had given. Also the only people that probably Lol'd and Rofl'd are little nine year olds.

  • 06.05.2009 7:41 PM PDT

Posted by: x Big bear 13 x
Posted by: RvB Rocks95
Posted by: x Big bear 13 x
Posted by: RvB Rocks95
Posted by: x Big bear 13 x
Sleeping? I thought he was following orders to remain put in there until night fall. Are you sure he was sleeping?
Okay, this whole thread was obviousley a joke, but are you kidding me? There still had to be atleast ONE person who believed me. He was knocked the -blam!- out. You may call that following orders, but I call that sleeping for 6 hours.


Dude, I highly doubt anyone thought that joke to be humerouse anyways. Also did you see the Superintendent say that one order when he landed? I cant recite it exactly, but I am pretty sure it was trying to say to stay in there. Also if you look at the billboard in the time lapse cam, orders start popping up hours after they landed. So they were obviosly waiting for something.
Well to your first comment, people already rofl'd and laughed, so yeah. And yeah, he was obviousley waiting for something. It's this little thing that follows someone being knocked out. We here in Amurika call it 'waking up'.


He wasnt knocked out though. He was waiting for an order, a specific time the superintendent had given. Also the only people that probably Lol'd and Rofl'd are little nine year olds.
Oh, no one Lol'd. They just Rofl'd. And I can bet you, that my fleet of nine year olds can take on your one-man army of a confused fan who doesn't know the difference between getting knocked out and waiting 6 hours in a pod for no apparent reason.

  • 06.05.2009 7:45 PM PDT
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Gamertag is a secret, it's linked, just hidden.

Uhh... nice joke.

  • 06.05.2009 7:47 PM PDT
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being funny...

FAIL

  • 06.05.2009 7:53 PM PDT

lol, just lol

  • 06.05.2009 7:54 PM PDT
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this is clearly the most well thought out, most sensible theory on this forum... no joke.

  • 06.05.2009 8:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Safran888
this is clearly the most well thought out, most sensible theory on this forum... no joke.
Give this fellow a medal and a free cookie! ON THE HOUSE!!

  • 06.05.2009 8:19 PM PDT

"And my army of brothers went over the hilltops, drenched in blood we may be... but fighting is all left to me... Together with my army of brothers... down we fall... darkness in all... through hell!"

lol...kill the ones that are assigned to protect you....

  • 06.05.2009 8:32 PM PDT