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Subject: Does Bungie suck at Photoshop? Or is it just Stosh?

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Posted by: T9404
Uh I'm a bit of a noob, what's an "Achronos"?

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Look more carefully at the poster. The figures are silhouetted and it's obviously not meant to look like they are on the planet. It[s just putting them there to show that there is a battle... It's just a poster, chillax...

  • 06.06.2009 4:35 PM PDT
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i already thought in a different way. I think that stosh is a beast. a monster. something that comes in to your house at night and eats your babies. he spends his time eating babies instead of learning photoshop.

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Posted by: hcg8
i already thought in a different way. I think that stosh is a beast. a monster. something that comes in to your house at night and eats your babies. he spends his time eating babies instead of learning photoshop.
No you didn't think in a different way because at the end of that you still mentioned the photoshop thing.

  • 06.06.2009 4:40 PM PDT

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Uh I'm a bit of a noob, what's an "Achronos"?

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Posted by: Urk
And for the dude who started up a sweet thread to note that we're "terrible at Photoshop," no the Covenant ships are not "shooting the wrong way." It's an optical illusion. There are two compositional elements at play in the image: the planet Reach as seen from orbit, and some shadowy figures silhouetted on the horizon. I can't believe I have to explain this. Take Tylenol for any headaches. (Non-aspirin, if your doctor recommends it.)

  • 06.06.2009 4:51 PM PDT
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We should know better, because we are better.

They did that on purpose.

  • 06.06.2009 4:52 PM PDT

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The planet isnt upside down, its a play between the planets horizon being seen from a panoramic view at the same time as its being seen from orbit. If you zoom in really close you can see that what used to be the outline of a continent now is a mountain chain. I hope someone noticed that and posted it before me..
And no it doesn't suck, the proportions are fine. The perspective is supposed to be skewed.
I think it looks awesome.

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[Edited on 06.06.2009 5:31 PM PDT]

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how do you know that the perspective os skewed? how do you know that Stosh doesn't just suck at photoshop?

  • 06.06.2009 5:41 PM PDT

There is no problem with this- you're just silly.

EXPLAIN: there is the planet on the top and then there are the silhouettes of people (and spartans or aka giants) on the horizan with the ships in their background. the two images cross over in an artistic fashion. it just makes the image look that tad more interesting.

[Edited on 06.06.2009 5:45 PM PDT]

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You take things way too seriously. And before I can do the same for you, enter high school or pass your English class.

  • 06.06.2009 5:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: hcg8
Why am i annoying. Also like you have never been anoying? everyone is annoying at sometimes. if you two think im annoying thats your problem. but my problem is that tosh sucks at Photoshop.
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hcg8... you do not have an eye for art... next time you bash on someone's work, get an eye for it... you little -blam!-in' 12 yr old prick....

first of all, bungie assumed your stupid ass could comprehend an illusion...

it's two pictures in one... Bottom part of the planet Reach, then silhouettes lined up on the fine line with a scenic background of covenant glassing a hillside behind the spartans... or whoever...

even if you're trying to be funny... your just making yourself out to be the little 12 yr old acne face who doesn't have a girl or a life.... the exact -blam!-ing organism that Bungie easily feeds off of... The same organism that thinks he is funny, but is just pissing everyone off because of his immaturity.... the same organism noone really ever gives a -blam!- about besides his mother... congradulations, you have succeeded in becoming money vegetation for game companies to suck dry....

as for the poster... it's the coolest thing i've really ever seen bungie come up with

(PS- sorry for being such a turd.... but random -blam!- like this annoys me)
I totaly agree with you. I wanted to say that to every annoying kid on these forums.


Please tell me who "tosh" is.

  • 06.06.2009 6:06 PM PDT

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It is suppose to look like that.

  • 06.06.2009 6:11 PM PDT

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I wonder if this guy actually thinks he is funny....Or if he is serious.

PS: Poster = Wicked awesome!!! =P

  • 06.06.2009 6:12 PM PDT
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Stosh is a Bungie employee who Bungie blames for everything. IN every update there is a "Blame Stosh" section.
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Posted by: hcg8
Why am i annoying. Also like you have never been anoying? everyone is annoying at sometimes. if you two think im annoying thats your problem. but my problem is that tosh sucks at Photoshop.
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Posted by: Capitan Morgan
hcg8... you do not have an eye for art... next time you bash on someone's work, get an eye for it... you little -blam!-in' 12 yr old prick....

first of all, bungie assumed your stupid ass could comprehend an illusion...

it's two pictures in one... Bottom part of the planet Reach, then silhouettes lined up on the fine line with a scenic background of covenant glassing a hillside behind the spartans... or whoever...

even if you're trying to be funny... your just making yourself out to be the little 12 yr old acne face who doesn't have a girl or a life.... the exact -blam!-ing organism that Bungie easily feeds off of... The same organism that thinks he is funny, but is just pissing everyone off because of his immaturity.... the same organism noone really ever gives a -blam!- about besides his mother... congradulations, you have succeeded in becoming money vegetation for game companies to suck dry....

as for the poster... it's the coolest thing i've really ever seen bungie come up with

(PS- sorry for being such a turd.... but random -blam!- like this annoys me)
I totaly agree with you. I wanted to say that to every annoying kid on these forums.


Please tell me who "tosh" is.

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There was a lot of flaming and crap in this thread, but wasn't the whole point of this thread a big joke anyway? OP just trolled everybody.

  • 06.07.2009 7:14 AM PDT
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He is right ! every one, this thread is made for blaming Stosh. also im joking about bungie sucking at photoshop. Only Stosh does.

  • 06.07.2009 9:20 AM PDT
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The poster is amazing, i have no idea where you got the idea that it was anything less.

  • 06.07.2009 9:44 AM PDT

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  • 06.07.2009 9:46 AM PDT
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So what? Pink is the ****. its way better than what you have.
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Hahahahahahahahaha!

You have PINK armor!

  • 06.07.2009 9:52 AM PDT
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you know what op? your trolling skillz are grat.

you trolled so hard even bungie felt like saying something about it in their BWU. congrats XD

  • 06.07.2009 9:55 AM PDT
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They did? and whats trolling?

Blame Stosh for crappy photoshop.

  • 06.07.2009 9:56 AM PDT

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why don't you try to do better ?
in my opinion it's an awesome piece of art !

  • 06.07.2009 10:05 AM PDT
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No matter what Bungie will do better than me because it has very sofisticated image editing sotware. But i can do way beetter than Stosh.

  • 06.07.2009 10:12 AM PDT

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Posted by: Capitan Morgan
hcg8... you do not have an eye for art... next time you bash on someone's work, get an eye for it... you little -blam!-in' 12 yr old prick....

first of all, bungie assumed your stupid ass could comprehend an illusion...

it's two pictures in one... Bottom part of the planet Reach, then silhouettes lined up on the fine line with a scenic background of covenant glassing a hillside behind the spartans... or whoever...

even if you're trying to be funny... your just making yourself out to be the little 12 yr old acne face who doesn't have a girl or a life.... the exact -blam!-ing organism that Bungie easily feeds off of... The same organism that thinks he is funny, but is just pissing everyone off because of his immaturity.... the same organism noone really ever gives a -blam!- about besides his mother... congradulations, you have succeeded in becoming money vegetation for game companies to suck dry....

as for the poster... it's the coolest thing i've really ever seen bungie come up with

(PS- sorry for being such a turd.... but random -blam!- like this annoys me)


i totally agree with an with a vote of 6 yes 64(?) no and 28 stoshes its clear this little kid cant comprehend a simple although good piece of art.

  • 06.07.2009 10:31 AM PDT

Can we just not all report the kid for trolling and move on with our lives?

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ZOMFG...
*slap the OP*

First of all, the Giant, Samuel is MARK IV Spartan I which is bigger and a bigger armor used to carry stuff. They are standing on the SOUTH POLE of Reach, because that is where the Covenant didn't Glass...

just shut up if your sarcastic or not

  • 06.07.2009 10:33 AM PDT

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