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Shhh, don't tell Sage!
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Posted by: dr spartan32
I am not amused.

  • 06.06.2009 12:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: night haI 1
BLEEP BLOOP

Fixed

  • 06.06.2009 12:05 PM PDT

Without me, it's just "Aweso".

There's at least 30 things wrong with this thread.

  • 06.06.2009 12:06 PM PDT

I was in 5th grade. I popped in the Halo CE disc into the massive, clunky first generation Microsoft Xbox, and wrapped my small hands around the controller that was almost too big for me. Little did I know what I was getting into.

10+ years later, I still look up to my childhood hero, Master Chief, while everyone talks about He Man and Spongebob haha


Live life son. www.youtube.com/user/MadeInAsiaFilms

Posted by: kirkpower7
So if anyone is wondering who this dare is and y she is here read along and i shall tell u. It started a long time ago back in 2011. Dare was 10 years old her family was rich they controlled this porject called Skynet but then everything went horrible from there. Dare's parents were always trying to fix her head trying to find out what is wrong with it but then everything went into chaose civalization comitted suicide. Dare's parents put her in a time machinie so she will wake up in the year 2505. Years have passed and dare was let out of the time machinie she had no one to talk to there where no experits to help her she was all alone alone alone alone alone alone alone. But some one found this little girl on the street as she was eating a taco. THIS GUY WAS SGT JOHNSON. Sgt. Johnson wanted to adobt her but he knew he coulodnt because he was a sex offender. So he didnt let anyone know. He raised her to be a solider to fight in this war. 2525 Dare has become officaly a odst but she thought she could do better so she fought in some war blah blah blah then BANG they rewarded her with this helmet that would only fit her head known as THE RECON HELMET (BUNGIE EMPLOYES ONLY). Then Dare found her place in this world. She then enetered in a HEADBUTTING CONTEST she made it to the final round where she had to fight damn cant remeber that dudes name from 24 he head butted some dude in real life heared about it on jay leno... but then she busted his head open where a pile of blood and BRAINS was on The floor. One year later she was called into war in 2545 where she final got some kick ass teammates. STORY CONTINUES IN HALO 3 ODST


I like the 'alone' part. It really sucks me into the story and creates character development for Dare.

2 Thumbs up.

  • 06.06.2009 12:07 PM PDT

Jack bauer?

maybe jack bauer is master chief, or not

  • 06.06.2009 12:09 PM PDT
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Too lazy to read, but all caps= lock.

  • 06.06.2009 12:10 PM PDT

O HAI THAR!

mah s3cret inf0z....you c0uld not see tH3m!

LMAO
I read the entire thing...

Don't worry OP....these retards just read the thread title and the first sentence of the post.
It's a joke!


lol BRIANS :DDDDD

  • 06.06.2009 12:14 PM PDT

What spectagon are you in?

sgt. johnson sex offender i lol'd

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"Sergeant Johnson wanted to adopt her but couldn't because he was a sex offender"

I lol'd for minutes.

  • 06.06.2009 12:34 PM PDT

shall i make the HALO 3 ODST THE ROOKIE STORY NOW

  • 06.06.2009 1:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: dotman202
Come on guys, don't feed the trolls...


Oh the irony!

  • 06.06.2009 1:47 PM PDT

No I don't want to join your group/clan/cult.

I enjoyed it. A sense of humor on the internet is hard to come by these days, don't take these guys personally.

  • 06.06.2009 1:49 PM PDT
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Sigs just aren't what they used to be.

Hahaha. People probably wouldn't be so negative about your post if you would've made it a bit neater.

  • 06.06.2009 1:56 PM PDT


Posted by: pimp33
Hahaha. People probably wouldn't be so negative about your post if you would've made it a bit neater.

neatness is what screws u up in life

  • 06.06.2009 1:57 PM PDT

Road To Recon Unlocked on : 28th of march 2010

Posted by: Dr Steve
"One day, Dare, who was master Chief's sister, was one day an office typing on an computer..."


YOUR WRONG DARE IS SAMUS FROM METROID PRIME
WAHAHAHAAHAH!!!1!

  • 06.06.2009 1:58 PM PDT
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Sigs just aren't what they used to be.

Posted by: kirkpower7

Posted by: pimp33
Hahaha. People probably wouldn't be so negative about your post if you would've made it a bit neater.

neatness is what screws u up in life
k

  • 06.06.2009 1:59 PM PDT

Check out my soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/skepsis

Sounds legit to me.

  • 06.06.2009 2:00 PM PDT

Road To Recon Unlocked on : 28th of march 2010

wtf? kirkpower7 on magic mushrooms or something? he shure is seein' it all

  • 06.06.2009 2:02 PM PDT

just wait for the rookie story it will be serious

  • 06.06.2009 2:03 PM PDT

Road To Recon Unlocked on : 28th of march 2010

Posted by: pimp33
Posted by: kirkpower7

Posted by: pimp33
Hahaha. People probably wouldn't be so negative about your post if you would've made it a bit neater.

neatness is what screws u up in life
k

you have a screwed life yaaaayy NOW UNSCREW URSELF MAN!

  • 06.06.2009 2:03 PM PDT

I don't want to join your group LEAVE ME ALONE D:!

I stopped reading this the second he said 2011.

  • 06.06.2009 2:04 PM PDT

Check out my soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/skepsis

Posted by: tommies1
NOW UNSCREW URSELF MAN!


Kinky

  • 06.06.2009 2:06 PM PDT

Posted by: tommies1
Posted by: pimp33
Posted by: kirkpower7

Posted by: pimp33
Hahaha. People probably wouldn't be so negative about your post if you would've made it a bit neater.

neatness is what screws u up in life
k

you have a screwed life yaaaayy NOW UNSCREW URSELF MAN!
WOW

  • 06.06.2009 2:07 PM PDT

Posted by: somekid6783
I stopped reading this the second he said 2011.
if u dont read it dont post anything

  • 06.06.2009 2:08 PM PDT
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I've been playing Halo since 2002. My earliest memories include hiding at the shotgun window on Damnation and killing my dad with grenades while playing co-op on Pillar of Autumn.

Posted by: night haI 1
BLEEP BLOOP


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  • 06.06.2009 2:37 PM PDT

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