- kirkpower7
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- Noble Legendary Member
Today kids we will tell a story about the rookie who would do anything for the love of his life DARE. The rook Was Born in A world Of WAR. It all started back in 2512 when the rookie was born his mom died at birth and his dad commtied suicide, But a guy named 117 took care of him. The rookie was raised as a fighter he master the arts of ODST or did he. But the rookie F**king sucked at everything he did people called THE NOOB. So kids what have we learned so far we learned where the word noob comes from and why dads leave there kids. so lets get back to the story. At the age of 35 the rookie finally graduated from pre-school his dad was so proud of him. The rookie saw a girl her name was dare he fell in love with her, But Sgt. Johnson was by her side so he wouldnt -blam!- assult the rookie. 117 told his son that it was time for him to go train to be a real ODST. 117 dropped him off at the training faciality. That was the last time rook saw his dad the last thing he remebers is that his dad had to destroy this thing Called HALO.(Flashback) ok kids what have we learned now. Well i learned that SGT. Johnson needs mental HELP just like that KIRKPOWER7 dude who rights those god awful story's. Hmm indeed. (BACK). At the odst training facilty the Rook saw Dare again with her big head covering the sun. He was about to go ask her somethin but he was to embaresed (damn romance i hate) so he hid behind a bush for a while staring at her. THEN OUT OF NO WHERE SGT JOHNSON CAUGHT HIM STARING AT DARE. He says son dont you be foolish and go -blam!-ly harase someone ive been thinking about it my whole life but i have controlled myself from this book by Dr. Phill called " SO YOUR A -blam!- HARSSER AND U HATE YOURSELFF". The rook was like wtf man is this really the first thing ive said in this story so far damn. 10 years pass. The rookie is sent on his first mission to New Mombasa... Story continues in HALO 3 ODST
[Edited on 06.06.2009 2:37 PM PDT]