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Subject: I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet.

Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

If you read the books, then you know that Dr.Halsey (creator of the spartans) was on reach during the attacks. Do you think that maybe we'll get to see her? In ths books theres a part where John and theo thers are in a cave like thing and shes there with them.

[Edited on 06.06.2009 3:26 PM PDT]

  • 06.06.2009 3:25 PM PDT

Because Bungie said so.....

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  • 06.06.2009 3:29 PM PDT

Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
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Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

Posted by: TheFeebleSlug
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Dont jizz your self i never said we would, i masking if possibly we might.

  • 06.06.2009 3:31 PM PDT

You can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"

lol

  • 06.06.2009 3:34 PM PDT

Here we are again bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon same kind of jungle. Real number 10 remember... Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat... We walk out just you and me, nobody else. Right on top huh? Not a scratch... Not a f**kin' scratch. You know who ever got you. They'll come back again. And when he does I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'M GONNA CUT YOUR NAME RIGHT INTO HIM!

If we do get to see her I hope shes a MILF!

  • 06.06.2009 3:34 PM PDT
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Fortune rides like the sun on high
with the fox that makes the ravens fly.
Luck his soul, the lightning his eye,
He snatches the moons from out of the sky


Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us

This has been mentioned a lot.

  • 06.06.2009 3:34 PM PDT

R.I.P Michael Jackson

We tip our hats, to the King of Pop.

Posted by: SPARTAN DELBOY
If we do get to see her I hope shes a MILF!


Dude, shes like 87 years old. I wouldn't want to see that.

But she might appear as she was with Red team when Reach was glassed.

  • 06.06.2009 3:35 PM PDT

Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

Posted by: WelshSpartan
This has been mentioned a lot.
Well i havent noticed.

  • 06.06.2009 3:37 PM PDT

Spelling doesn't count past 3 AM.
Some guy made this for me
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Sounds like a bunch of Justin Bieber wannabes in here. I bet you all wear skinny jeans too.

Posted by: TheFeebleSlug
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She's old by the time she's on Reach. You really wana see that oldness?

  • 06.06.2009 3:38 PM PDT
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You do know that Cortana is based on her right? She was basically created from Halsey's brain if I', correct. Therefore she is said to look like a younger version of the good doctor.

  • 06.06.2009 3:38 PM PDT

Here we are again bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon same kind of jungle. Real number 10 remember... Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat... We walk out just you and me, nobody else. Right on top huh? Not a scratch... Not a f**kin' scratch. You know who ever got you. They'll come back again. And when he does I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'M GONNA CUT YOUR NAME RIGHT INTO HIM!

I'd just lay the old girl down, close my eyes and think of Reach :D

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  • 06.06.2009 3:41 PM PDT

Finding and honestly deep though on The Flood is like finding an angler fish in the shallows of Lake Dumbass.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Having sex with a girl on her period is like taping a knife to your -blam!- and repeatedly slamming it into a small defenseless furry land creature. But man its good right? Just make sure you soak yourself in bleach afterwards to get out the blood stains and dead half-born child off the back of your thigh.

Posted by: Go Vader
You do know that Cortana is based on her right? She was basically created from Halsey's brain if I', correct. Therefore she is said to look like a younger version of the good doctor.
I know ive read the books, but it'd still be nice to see the original.

  • 06.06.2009 3:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: SPARTAN DELBOY
I'd just lay her down, close my eyes and think of Reach :D

A barren wasteland? No wonder you're hanging out in this Forum, if thats how you are with teh ladiezzzz! JK.

  • 06.06.2009 3:45 PM PDT

"No man has the right to say to a nation: thus far shalt thou go but no further!"

"Ironic, that the nature of war reveals the true nature of those who wage it"

I also remember the bit at the start of first strike, where they're travelling through the woods with no weapons and have to scavenge from dead covenant. It would be cool if something like that was in Reach - bit of stealth action like the first Farcry

  • 06.06.2009 3:45 PM PDT

If you already live in heaven, Where do you go when you die?

Posted by: SPARTAN DELBOY
If we do get to see her I hope shes a MILF!


She is a Divorcè!

  • 06.06.2009 3:46 PM PDT

Really a member since 2002 I was just undercover.

So we would pretty much get to meet cortana... in human form... I'm all for it!

  • 06.06.2009 3:51 PM PDT

If you already live in heaven, Where do you go when you die?

lol... imagine how many posts she would get... Cortana gets too many and she's just a -blam!-load of pixels WITHIN pixels...

  • 06.06.2009 3:53 PM PDT

"If buttered toast lands buttered side down, and cats always land on their feet, then what happens when you attach buttered toast to the back of a cat?

I hope you know that Cortana is supposed to look like her since she was modeled after a portion of Dr. Halsey's brain... Pretty sure it says that in FoR.

  • 06.06.2009 3:54 PM PDT

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Hm, I think I've seen a thread on this already... and it would be interesting to actual see her as a live character... Maybe a mission where you get to protect her? That would be pretty awesome.

  • 06.06.2009 3:55 PM PDT

Really a member since 2002 I was just undercover.

Posted by: Helveck
Hm, I think I've seen a thread on this already... and it would be interesting to actual see her as a live character... Maybe a mission where you get to protect her? That would be pretty awesome.


I always hated those missions... Having to keep Captain Jacob Keys alive in the first Halo game....

  • 06.06.2009 4:03 PM PDT
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Lmao, this thread is awesome.

It would be cool to see her.

  • 06.06.2009 4:10 PM PDT

-BRW

Posted by: SPARTAN DELBOY
If we do get to see her I hope shes a MILF!

It's a game, you gotta get out more lol!

  • 06.06.2009 4:22 PM PDT

Here we are again bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon same kind of jungle. Real number 10 remember... Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat... We walk out just you and me, nobody else. Right on top huh? Not a scratch... Not a f**kin' scratch. You know who ever got you. They'll come back again. And when he does I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'M GONNA CUT YOUR NAME RIGHT INTO HIM!

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Posted by: SPARTAN DELBOY
If we do get to see her I hope shes a MILF!

It's a game, you gotta get out more lol!


Hell no, I'm staying in and working on my anti-tan :D

  • 06.06.2009 4:30 PM PDT

Reach. Reach. Reach.

There is definatly a posibility and i hope so but, dont count on it we dont surly know that this follows the books plot.

  • 06.06.2009 4:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: TheFeebleSlug
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Dont jizz your self i never said we would, i masking if possibly we might.


Anything could be possible. I mean, Bungie never released any official information of what you will see in the game.

  • 06.06.2009 4:41 PM PDT

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