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Subject: Ridiculous Halo Reach Theories

Since it seems to be a theme among current posts I thought I might continue with these horrible time-travel theories and offer my own insight...

Theory
The silhouette of the characters suggests that the game takes place inside a sphere [See canonical Halo Reach picture]. So the game takes place inside a large bubble. The title is Halo Reach; we will likely be armed to the teeth with reach toothbrushes [confirmed by silhouette 4th spartan from the left holding a giant Reach toothbrush] and be battling a new flood threat: gingivitis and tartar. The covenant aren't glassing the planet in the background, we now can speculate it to be Listerine. So the game is CLEARLY going to take place in a bubble, with an arsenal of mouth based sanitation products in the hopes of battling gum disease and GING-I-VITIS.

Thank you.

  • 06.06.2009 11:56 PM PDT