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Fail thread is failing.

  • 06.07.2009 4:06 PM PDT

Two makes there more than speakers.

So don't buy it. You don't have to talk about something you don't like.

  • 06.07.2009 4:06 PM PDT
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"Wherever the enemy may tread. They shall tread lightly... For we are closer then they think... and our blades are sharp...
Brothers! War calls you, will you answer?"

Spartan-995 to his company before the battle of crows nest

Yeah what he said!

  • 06.07.2009 4:07 PM PDT

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give EL1TE SUPR3MACY lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

49. The Brute Pimp makes you his hoe halfway through the game.

  • 06.07.2009 4:08 PM PDT

Hahahahahahah

  • 06.07.2009 4:08 PM PDT
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this is a joke thread you guys, and i find it to be rather funny

  • 06.07.2009 4:09 PM PDT

I just threw up. That was a fistfull of fail.

  • 06.07.2009 4:09 PM PDT

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Posted by: b00m_headshot
They didn't tell us what it was it could have been anything. Frankie gets scared easy incase you didn't know.

-BH-

Been here 6 years, been blacklisted 6 times, that's why I'm not Mythic.

Posted by: Siffera13
So don't buy it. You don't have to talk about something you don't like.

Are you daft? It's clearly a joke thread. Did you just read the title and not read any of the post? God, coming here is starting to make me realize just how stupid the rest of the human population is.

  • 06.07.2009 4:09 PM PDT

"May mother Sanghelios watch over you."
-High Councilor Srax 'Zolak of the Reclaimers of Faith

Oh lolz!
If any of you took this seriously you just simply fail. I love how people don't read and post.

  • 06.07.2009 4:10 PM PDT
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hah, i thought you were for real before i clicked it. this is really funny. =]

  • 06.07.2009 4:10 PM PDT

Posted by: Siffera13
So don't buy it. You don't have to talk about something you don't like.

You clearly didn't read any thing but the topic title...

  • 06.07.2009 4:11 PM PDT
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"Wherever the enemy may tread. They shall tread lightly... For we are closer then they think... and our blades are sharp...
Brothers! War calls you, will you answer?"

Spartan-995 to his company before the battle of crows nest

Posted by: Almstask8r515
Posted by: Siffera13
So don't buy it. You don't have to talk about something you don't like.

Are you daft? It's clearly a joke thread. Did you just read the title and not read any of the post? God, coming here is starting to make me realize just how stupid the rest of the human population is.


Me too....

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"Wherever the enemy may tread. They shall tread lightly... For we are closer then they think... and our blades are sharp...
Brothers! War calls you, will you answer?"

Spartan-995 to his company before the battle of crows nest

Posted by: Almstask8r515
Posted by: Siffera13
So don't buy it. You don't have to talk about something you don't like.

Are you daft? It's clearly a joke thread. Did you just read the title and not read any of the post? God, coming here is starting to make me realize just how stupid the rest of the human population is.


Me too.....

  • 06.07.2009 4:11 PM PDT

A simple life.

11. Bungie implements real-time weather effects, including a random natural disaster every 13 minutes.

  • 06.07.2009 4:11 PM PDT

"May mother Sanghelios watch over you."
-High Councilor Srax 'Zolak of the Reclaimers of Faith

Posted by: Spartan995
Posted by: Almstask8r515
Posted by: Siffera13
So don't buy it. You don't have to talk about something you don't like.

Are you daft? It's clearly a joke thread. Did you just read the title and not read any of the post? God, coming here is starting to make me realize just how stupid the rest of the human population is.


Me too....


Why do you think we have access to soo much manual labour? xD

  • 06.07.2009 4:12 PM PDT

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Rofl at fishing minigame. xD

We all know it will fail since you will have the SuperIntendant above your head all the time screming "Hey" "Hey" "Hey" "Hey".

  • 06.07.2009 4:14 PM PDT

Four shots, four kills, reload, repeat. This is the work of a sniper.

I thought this was going to be some kid complaining, its actually kinda funny.

  • 06.07.2009 4:14 PM PDT
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All my opinion.

Posted by: old bad dog
Fail thread is failing.

Yeah, the OP is an idiot.

  • 06.07.2009 4:15 PM PDT

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7. The horrible fishing mini-game you need to complete to unlock the final level.


I actually rue the lack of a mini fishing game in modern titles

Posted by: Shadow of JaeL
9. About 90% of the cut-scenes are sung.


That made me do a lol :)

  • 06.07.2009 4:15 PM PDT

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that is the most brilliant thing i have ever seen posted on the forums
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11. you die a terible death by bungies assasins

  • 06.07.2009 4:18 PM PDT

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Posted by: old bad dog
Fail thread is failing.

Yeah, the OP is an idiot.


You both fail at reading OPs...

  • 06.07.2009 4:19 PM PDT
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play for keeps

21) during the final boss battle, a Master Chief with invincibility comes and kills you with firebombs grenades--he then begins to teabag your dead body, which prolongs your respawn timer to infinity

  • 06.07.2009 4:19 PM PDT

Gt:dougotgame33
Posted by: b00m_headshot
They didn't tell us what it was it could have been anything. Frankie gets scared easy incase you didn't know.

-BH-

Been here 6 years, been blacklisted 6 times, that's why I'm not Mythic.

I just realized that Bungie had a character named the Prophet of Truth. Now there's a character named Veronica Dare. What if we get to play Truth or Dare in ODST? (Said in Caboose voice)

  • 06.07.2009 4:21 PM PDT

162. A single grunt takes out the whole squad and then the grunt wears Dare's recon helmet.

  • 06.07.2009 4:21 PM PDT