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Subject: The 10 reasons that ODST will fail (that nobody saw coming)

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Win thread is Wining.

  • 06.08.2009 11:39 PM PDT

Get me some juice.

Romeo starts quoting lines from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet .

  • 06.08.2009 11:42 PM PDT

Oya!!!!!

Posted by: Pogra
Posted by: old bad dog
Fail thread is failing.


Wow you seem to be the one who is failing (bad word anyway) because this is a fun while it may be a new concept for you the rest of us enjoy this

24000. At the end of the game the rookie is riding on a spaceship with dare asking him "do you mind telling me what your doing on that ship?" and he says "causing a giant cliffhanger that will cause all gamers to riot and wait on edge just to find out that i land and all i say is its time to start this fight then finish it

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  • 06.08.2009 11:47 PM PDT

The tip of the sword... That's the place I am at.. In the front of the fighting force.

97. What was assumed was a 4-5 hour game turns out to be about 2 hours long.

98. Everytime you get to wave 20 on Firefight you get reinforcements.... Unfortunately they always land their pelican on top of you to let you know they're there.

99. One wave of Firefight always has 20 suicide grunts who charge you at the same time.

100. The Halo: Reach beta has so many problems with it that it makes your xbox have the red ring of death each time you try to play it.

  • 06.09.2009 12:06 AM PDT

The darkest days of Halo, you ask?

The weekened before Halo Reach Beta....

Posted by: old bad dog
Fail thread is failing.

hehe, lol.

Awesome thread

  • 06.09.2009 12:14 AM PDT

[]-[] //-\\ []_ (()) 4

We begin anew.

oly oly oxen free, we're all in the free

Reason 1453. We already know the ending, Dare wants to retrieve the plans for the giant slingshot that will hurl bungie's enemies into the sun before the covenant get their dirty hands on it.

[Edited on 06.09.2009 12:49 AM PDT]

  • 06.09.2009 12:49 AM PDT

The tip of the sword... That's the place I am at.. In the front of the fighting force.

101. At the very end of the game you get put in the boss battle with Guilty Spark and the Cheif misses him and shoots you.

102. In Dare's flashback all you see is people pointing and laughing at you because of your big head.

103. Buck's flashback makes it so you have to sit through a 2 hour long meeting...... The good news is it adds onto the length of the game..... the bad news is it's boring....

104. Mickey's flashback has people making fun of him for his name's connection to Disney.

  • 06.09.2009 12:55 AM PDT
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387. When bungie is about to give everyone recon armor for beating ODST, bungie decides to rick roll everyone.


  • 06.09.2009 1:29 AM PDT

The tip of the sword... That's the place I am at.. In the front of the fighting force.

105. Instead of a Rick Roll you see Dare laughing and pointing at you when you try to look at your new Recon.

  • 06.09.2009 1:31 AM PDT
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Wow can't believe some people are taking this seriously XD

106.

sidekick in odst will have reconz and ppl will make world crysis about it

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  • 06.09.2009 1:45 AM PDT

Halo 3 is gonna be the best thing since the invention of Woman, thats right im comparing Bungie to God :-D

They suddenly turn ODST into a MMORPG and you spend 3 hours trying to shoot seagulls to get to a higher level to attack the mightly brute who crushed you in one shot last time you attacked

  • 06.09.2009 2:05 AM PDT

Where's my -blam!- cheeseburger!?

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Posted by: GuiltySpark569
I just threw up. That was a fistfull of fail.


Fistfull, like your mother on a Friday evening.


OWNED! That's cold.

[Edited on 06.09.2009 2:26 AM PDT]

  • 06.09.2009 2:25 AM PDT

The Stig is dead to me
-Carrick

Posted by: The Sage Of Halo
Win thread is Winning.


Amen.

everyone else who is stupid enough to think this is real. go die

keep em coming! i want more rofl!

[Edited on 06.09.2009 4:53 AM PDT]

  • 06.09.2009 4:52 AM PDT

456. ODST Birthday party skull, encourages those certain Co-Op players to shoot their teammates in the head "just for a laugh".

I lol'ed at a mythic member who cba to read OP.

  • 06.09.2009 5:05 AM PDT

Were it so easy.

108. The Rookie's dialogue and voice is that of a raging 12 year old playing halo.

  • 06.09.2009 5:26 AM PDT

The last time I tried to make a quote, a car smashed through my wall and the tire hit my grandmother in the other room. But for those of you who can haz once more between five, I say it will be five between seven divided by zero multiplied by Chick Norass and Broce Tee.

#5 = EPIC.
I want an illegal street race against the Brute Pimptain.

  • 06.09.2009 5:42 AM PDT

Wielding a double-bladed chainsaw, wearing a potato sack on your head and spinning around mindlessly is amiably quick at getting anything done

Half through the game there is an easter egg where you can find a Bungie employee. If you kill said employee, a wierd ape wearing a hat will appear and challenge you to mortal combat.

If you win, Bungie ninjas will randomly appear and one shot kill you, thus ending the game anyway.

  • 06.09.2009 5:48 AM PDT

104. Everytime you use a health pack, your health will decrease.

  • 06.09.2009 6:51 AM PDT

46. Marcus Fenix walk's in and says: "Wrong set!"

  • 06.09.2009 7:19 AM PDT

1)The game is actually a side-scrolling platformer, and the Rookie somewhat resembles a familiar overweight plumber with a habit of stepping on turtles.

2)The game ships with a Kylie Minogue LP.

[Edited on 06.09.2009 7:39 AM PDT]

  • 06.09.2009 7:27 AM PDT

GT - YummCookie V2
Before you ask, I DON'T want to join your group!

Gamebattles team - Survival Theory

Some of these are amazing. I love the 10 second sprint one!

>9000: Every time something interesting is about to happen, a message appears saying "Halo 3: ODST will return after these short commercials" After which you have to watch through 1 hour of unskippable annoying adverts for babies toys.

123: If you get far enough in firefight, you have to defeat the entire of "Str8 Rippin"

[Edited on 06.09.2009 7:32 AM PDT]

  • 06.09.2009 7:29 AM PDT

GT - YummCookie V2
Before you ask, I DON'T want to join your group!

Gamebattles team - Survival Theory

Posted by: LinkLegend0
108. The Rookie's dialogue and voice is that of a raging 12 year old playing halo.

Oh god I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!

  • 06.09.2009 7:30 AM PDT

ಠ_ಠ

31.You are constantly forced to listen to the disney channel radio over the city speakers.
hahahah my favorite point XD

  • 06.09.2009 7:34 AM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

you slip on banana peels :D

  • 06.09.2009 7:48 AM PDT