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Subject: The 10 reasons that ODST will fail (that nobody saw coming)

"May mother Sanghelios watch over you."
-High Councilor Srax 'Zolak of the Reclaimers of Faith

:O
Oh noez!
Mah secretz will ne knownz!

  • 06.07.2009 4:22 PM PDT
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Made my morning.

  • 06.07.2009 4:22 PM PDT

This belongs on the Fail Blog.....
http://failblog.org/

  • 06.07.2009 4:24 PM PDT
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I aim to misbehave!

psh. Who said the cut scenes being sung would be a BAD thing?

  • 06.07.2009 4:24 PM PDT
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it appears you have fallen into a sarchasm...
its the gap between someone making a sarcastic comment, and you picking up on that sarcasm...

Posted by: Siffera13
So don't buy it. You don't have to talk about something you don't like.

You are -blam!- kidding me :P

you didnt even read it did you -_-

  • 06.07.2009 4:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Tripod
Posted by: old bad dog
Fail thread is failing.

Yeah, the OP is an idiot.


You are both idiots. :|

[Edited on 06.07.2009 4:28 PM PDT]

  • 06.07.2009 4:28 PM PDT

"YOUR DESTRUCTION IS THE WILL OF THE GODS, AND WE ARE THEIR INSTRUMENT."

12. You pick up a tissue covered in blood. Romeo's flashback starts. As you walk towards the door Ms. Naval Officer told you not to go to, you get an eerie feeling. As you open the door, your feeling disintegrates, because, there she is. Dare is standing in front of a computer monitor (that shows a very happy Superintendent), flashing various poses. Without clothes. The only thing she has is her Recon helmet, which, as you stand there watching, she proceeds to pose with differently. Hugging it, sitting on it suggestively, even wearing it! Finally, the S.I's cute little artificial intelligence eyes drift towards you, and instantly his emotion changes to surprise. He tosses his plunger in the air, and a MGS cliche exclamation point appears over his head. Dare swirls around, emanating all kinds of hell. She then proceeds to put her 'S-M-G' up your 'A-*-S!' (Not literally.) Romeo's flashback ends. You sniff, and the Rookie realizes there's blood all over his visor. Good job with the nosebleed, amateur.

  • 06.07.2009 4:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: defnop552
wow, my dick broke so i ain't getting it for a while!

UPDATE: Defnop552 has confirmed he has fixed his dick.

Posted by: Siffera13
So don't buy it. You don't have to talk about something you don't like.


Shesh you didn't even read it. No wonder your just a Member.

At least read the body of the post before you reply to it.

To the OP that was a funny list.

Here's another to add..

13. The final boss is the Mc Donalds brute, who weighs roughly 700 pounds, and you have to kill him by making him chase after you and give him a heart attack...lol...

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  • 06.07.2009 4:32 PM PDT

IM A CRAZY POLISH MAN.

777. You all relize that you are bored so you commit suicide and a grunt comes and pees in your mouth.

  • 06.07.2009 4:38 PM PDT
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12. Dare kills herself because the squad told her in a flashback that her head is to big.
13. The BK dude appears and takes all your ammo and your Star Trek collectible cup.
14. Just when your going to kill Dare Ronald Macdonalds says sorry kids I have to go to work.
15 You find The Statue of Liberty behind the ONI building and has a beating heart.
16.You find a wall with 117 scratched on it..( thats not funny =( ...sob )

  • 06.07.2009 4:40 PM PDT

b.p

Stupid neardy thread...

  • 06.07.2009 4:43 PM PDT
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"YOUR DESTRUCTION IS THE WILL OF THE GODS, AND WE ARE THEIR INSTRUMENT."

Posted by: benrules
Stupid neardy thread...
Oh, you mean the one you just posted in? Guess what. That makes you a stupid "neardy" poster.

  • 06.07.2009 4:47 PM PDT
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Stupid neardy thread...

embrace the fun in life dude o well

  • 06.07.2009 4:52 PM PDT

657. Whilst on your way to completing the last part of the game. Ten Grunts decide to crash your party and beat you down to a pulp. The last words you hear are ' LETS GET HIM'



:(

  • 06.07.2009 4:54 PM PDT

The people who took it seriously are the ones that fail And that list is hilarius but you for got one,
11. Every time you charge your lasor the aimer turns in to this guy!
Shoop Da Woop!!

  • 06.07.2009 4:57 PM PDT

Posted by: MadPineappleDie
The people who took it seriously are the ones that fail And that list is hilarius but you for got one,
11. Every time you charge your lasor the aimer turns in to this guy!
Shoop Da Woop!!



Haha!!!! That will be so cool if one of the skulls did that XD

  • 06.07.2009 5:00 PM PDT

I don't want to join your group LEAVE ME ALONE D:!

15: You get run over by the Kool-Aid guy, where-as he says "OH YEAHHHH" Seeing Dare.

  • 06.07.2009 5:02 PM PDT
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It's rather humorous how some people read the title and posted before reading the thread.

"Don't judge a book by its cover"

  • 06.07.2009 5:06 PM PDT

The tip of the sword... That's the place I am at.. In the front of the fighting force.

778. 10 seconds before the last level is complete you get run over by a garbage truck.

  • 06.07.2009 5:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Shadow of JaeL

2. Your marine has a bumbling side-kick that knocks over trash cans, alerting every nearby enemy and says 'aye aye aye, mumma mia!'

3. Your marine cries 'YIPPIEEEEE'


I was not aware that The Rookie's real name was Mario.

  • 06.07.2009 5:09 PM PDT
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23. If you don't get Halo 3: ODST pre-ordered you only unlock Sergeant Johnsons twin brother who is a Thai hooker, the gender challenged male variety.

  • 06.07.2009 5:11 PM PDT

Posted by: Siffera13
So don't buy it. You don't have to talk about something you don't like.


Posted by: old bad dog
Fail thread is failing.


Ignorant people are ignorant.

This is the best laugh I have had in awhile on these forums.

50. Every time you sprint for over 10 seconds, your player's side cramps and you have to lay down for a minute and eat a banana.

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  • 06.07.2009 5:11 PM PDT

I just like to play Halo, and chill on the Flood.

Unless you're under 11 years old, and know how to spell Mountain Dew, then you won't find this thread funny at all.

  • 06.07.2009 5:36 PM PDT

Blarg Chicka Honk Honk

How about 10 Reasons why you fail

  • 06.07.2009 5:39 PM PDT