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Subject: The 10 reasons that ODST will fail (that nobody saw coming)

Number Infinite: A group of Heretic Grunts join you and makes a camp in a swamp. At the end of the game they celebrate by singing Yub Nub.

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666. Well you get the idea The Devil Snipes you and yells: Hell yeah!
300. You hear a recording that says: ! This is Sparta !
777. In the bridge flashback you pause for a moment and look at the water and sudenly you se Jesus running from a Banshe and hes screaming Oh snap! God help me!


I LOVETHIS THREAD

  • 06.07.2009 5:54 PM PDT

The tip of the sword... That's the place I am at.. In the front of the fighting force.

30. To get Recon you have to complete Firefight which is rumored to be unbeatable.

P.S. That ^^ would not be cool....

  • 06.07.2009 5:54 PM PDT

Campiagn Kill Count :31,745. And growing.

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31. Dare is really just a man with boobs.

  • 06.07.2009 5:57 PM PDT

Number, I lost count: bungie makes master chief come back in time and you see the half of the ship he was on fall to the earth. Then he turns on you and you have to kill him. That way the normal ending for halo 3 will make sense. After players realize that this game had the dumbest ending ever they will go to the streets forming riots that will cause obamma to start a war with bungie. The war wont last long though because shishca will fire everyone into the sun with the secret underground catapult. Wiki told me everything

  • 06.07.2009 5:58 PM PDT

Play to win. and remember dude just chillax its a game

wow nice thread- ie flamers dont u have anything else to do besides overuse the word FAIL and flame this thread

  • 06.07.2009 5:58 PM PDT

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Major Fail...

  • 06.07.2009 5:59 PM PDT

Vancouver BC, Canada.

So don't buy it. Simple as that.

  • 06.07.2009 5:59 PM PDT

Wow this is a sad attempt at humor.

  • 06.07.2009 5:59 PM PDT

there will be an extra flashback were you go to nipple academy

  • 06.07.2009 6:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Actually, I find that I'm more invincible without pants, which is why I am not wearing any at the moment.

Ah man....this made my day! OP, you win forever.

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  • 06.07.2009 6:01 PM PDT

Posted by: Mizzou
Who said anything about any of that?

You are alone in New Mombasa (except Co-op). The guns aren't on marketplace, Bungie isn't that dumb. There isn't going to be racing, we've never had 'em in Halo, why start now? What are you going to fish? Health comes back from packs that come from kiosks throughout New Mombasa. There isn't any major singing, Bungie isn't that stupid. Nobody said anything about Mongoose stunts either (unless you mean Rocket Race).

Stop getting your news from the Onion, dumbass.
boy, did you forget to read the first line of the op

  • 06.07.2009 6:02 PM PDT

The tip of the sword... That's the place I am at.. In the front of the fighting force.

Posted by: Mizzou
Posted by: Shadow of JaeL
Of course this list is fictitious and feel free to add your own.

1. Bungie sells in-game real time advertising which is bought out fot eh first three months of the games launch by High School Musical and the Jonas Brothers

2. Your marine has a bumbling side-kick that knocks over trash cans, alerting every nearby enemy and says 'aye aye aye, mumma mia!'

3. Your marine cries 'YIPPIEEEEE' just like Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars Episode 1 every time he picks up a grenade which eventually makes you avoid picking them up.

4. Aside from the SMG, all other weapons can be unlocked via the xbox marketplace for 80MS points each.

5. The part where you challenge the Brutes to an illegal street race in order to free your marine buddy.

6. The part when the Brute chieftain loses the above mentioned race and takes off his helmet and starts jumping on it and cursing his Grunt pit-crew.

7. The horrible fishing mini-game you need to complete to unlock the final level.

8. To bring in sponsorship revenue, you marine gets health back by drinking Mountain Due and occasionally says things like 'Boy, the Covenant don't know what they are missing out on with Mountain Due's smooth refreshing taste'.

9. About 90% of the cut-scenes are sung.

10. The fact that you earn points for doing stunts on your Mongoose and that you can earn score multipliers by linking tricks together.

Who said anything about any of that?

You are alone in New Mombasa (except Co-op). The guns aren't on marketplace, Bungie isn't that dumb. There isn't going to be racing, we've never had 'em in Halo, why start now? What are you going to fish? Health comes back from packs that come from kiosks throughout New Mombasa. There isn't any major singing, Bungie isn't that stupid. Nobody said anything about Mongoose stunts either (unless you mean Rocket Race).

Stop getting your news from the Onion, dumbass.
Dude actually read the OP. It's a joke thread..... Wow that makes me wonder why your calling him vulgar names.

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28. whenever the superintendant changes a sign, he says, "hey im over here now" like that gey guy from family guy

  • 06.07.2009 6:03 PM PDT

***KEEP IT CLEAN***

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162. A single grunt takes out the whole squad and then the grunt wears Dare's recon helmet.

Funny you should say that as there is a single "green grunt" in the Fire Fight mode..

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HEY EVERYONE WHO SAYS AND WILL SAY THAT THIS THREAD SUCKS THE WELL YOU SUCK MI D....*.......C........K ...YOU ARE FAT NERDS WHO CANT HAVE A GOOD LAUGH BECAUSE ALL THE GIRLS DONDT LOOK AT YOU...............

wow that wa rough ..great thread

Well, most of use are men on this forum, so you want "fat nerds" that are male to suck your dick.

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  • 06.07.2009 6:08 PM PDT

33. At the end of the game, the Superintendent leads the Rookie into a secure bunker to avoid the nuclear hell that envelopes New Mombasa. As you enter, soft music fills your ears. A terminal is right in front of you, with text on it. The flashing red text says, "We're all alone now..." The Rookie feels a metal pole go up a very odd place. The screen goes black. KEEP IT CLEAN rolls across the screen.

  • 06.07.2009 6:18 PM PDT

Posted by: Yes it Was

u have no life no money no girlfriend no land and no soul. u ra worthless ingornt mornic litle man. u are a detrimint to human sociaty and you ran emberesment to human kind. ur parents didn't love you and you where given up for adoption at birth, your adopted parens never told you because they feal srry for you. U are the lowest kind of human scum and you desirve to be shot.

go kill yourself and do the world a faver

Wow funny.

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The fact that the only way to get the BR is to be a brutes servant/possey/peep , for 7 whole years.

  • 06.07.2009 6:26 PM PDT

MechanicalHorizn:
You must lay a sacrifice on the almighty altar of FRAG. It demands you get 4 kills with 1 laser shot.
Only then will the gods be appeased.

Me: Im going to hell...

Number 10 actually sounds cool.

  • 06.07.2009 6:31 PM PDT

if knowledge is power and power corrupts, isn't knowledge therefore dangerous?
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number 10 is WIN
Posted by: Shadow of JaeL
10. The fact that you earn points for doing stunts on your Mongoose and that you can earn score multipliers by linking tricks together.

  • 06.07.2009 6:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: Siffera13
So don't buy it. You don't have to talk about something you don't like.


I love when people don't read the post. Great for some "lulz"

  • 06.07.2009 6:40 PM PDT

I'm more Rad than you.

133. Your required to give a Grunt a hand-job in order to get one of the skulls.

  • 06.07.2009 6:44 PM PDT