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I've been playing Halo since 2002. My earliest memories include hiding at the shotgun window on Damnation and killing my dad with grenades while playing co-op on Pillar of Autumn.
Posted by: Mizzou
Posted by: Shadow of JaeL
Of course this list is fictitious and feel free to add your own.
1. Bungie sells in-game real time advertising which is bought out fot eh first three months of the games launch by High School Musical and the Jonas Brothers
2. Your marine has a bumbling side-kick that knocks over trash cans, alerting every nearby enemy and says 'aye aye aye, mumma mia!'
3. Your marine cries 'YIPPIEEEEE' just like Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars Episode 1 every time he picks up a grenade which eventually makes you avoid picking them up.
4. Aside from the SMG, all other weapons can be unlocked via the xbox marketplace for 80MS points each.
5. The part where you challenge the Brutes to an illegal street race in order to free your marine buddy.
6. The part when the Brute chieftain loses the above mentioned race and takes off his helmet and starts jumping on it and cursing his Grunt pit-crew.
7. The horrible fishing mini-game you need to complete to unlock the final level.
8. To bring in sponsorship revenue, you marine gets health back by drinking Mountain Due and occasionally says things like 'Boy, the Covenant don't know what they are missing out on with Mountain Due's smooth refreshing taste'.
9. About 90% of the cut-scenes are sung.
10. The fact that you earn points for doing stunts on your Mongoose and that you can earn score multipliers by linking tricks together.
Who said anything about any of that?
You are alone in New Mombasa (except Co-op). The guns aren't on marketplace, Bungie isn't that dumb. There isn't going to be racing, we've never had 'em in Halo, why start now? What are you going to fish? Health comes back from packs that come from kiosks throughout New Mombasa. There isn't any major singing, Bungie isn't that stupid. Nobody said anything about Mongoose stunts either (unless you mean Rocket Race).
Stop getting your news from the Onion, dumbass.
Poor thing.
Is it that time of the month again?