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Subject: The 10 reasons that ODST will fail (that nobody saw coming)

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said could never be done.

Posted by: Almstask8r515
Posted by: Siffera13
So don't buy it. You don't have to talk about something you don't like.

Are you daft? It's clearly a joke thread. Did you just read the title and not read any of the post? God, coming here is starting to make me realize just how stupid the rest of the human population is.

You must feel like Albert Einstein.

  • 06.08.2009 1:42 AM PDT

Reason 320- The Covenant reveal that the war they have been waging was not due to purposes of religion or duty, they were just doing it for teh lulz.

  • 06.08.2009 2:35 AM PDT

lol at the illegal street race, that was funny

  • 06.08.2009 2:38 AM PDT

Look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNL-CQRih_k

You could atleast make it funny...

  • 06.08.2009 2:48 AM PDT
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Ha ha, you guys kill me.

By the way Dark Shock, I am Milkenobi on the Neoseeker forums SD

  • 06.08.2009 3:04 AM PDT
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I've been laughing my guts up at your additions to the list. I haven't laughed this good in a forum in a long time. SUCCESS!!!

Also, I wish I had a dollar for every time someone typed 'fail' on bnet. It's just getting so old. Also, I like how the haters are totally outnumbered by people who enjoy this thread and that they have nothing that original or witty to say so they just end up looking desperate and cute. Keep it up, keep posting fail comments cause it's pretty funny in my opinion.

  • 06.08.2009 3:17 AM PDT

Recon armor was not gifted or bestowed upon me. I earned it through blood, sweat, and tears. Road to Recon complete, on to the next challenge. Halo 3: 1750/1750, ODST: 1000/1000, Reach: 1400/1400.

Lulz! Good job, let me know if you ever make a sequal.

  • 06.08.2009 4:31 AM PDT

Reason 321-The Rookie, in a frenzy of un-namedness, goes insane and kills everybody he finds, including teammates.

  • 06.08.2009 4:36 AM PDT

# Hell if I know - The final enemy you fight in Firefight is Susan Boyle.

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  • 06.08.2009 5:11 AM PDT

WERE GREEN, AND VERY VERY MEAN!?!?!?!

ODST will be teh awsome! stop trolling!

  • 06.08.2009 5:35 AM PDT

The Spartan Special Ops <---join
so, meleemaster.....you think you are ready to throw laser taters at me? -BehemothDread
Raping Rasberries -Jiggy
One day, I was tired and I unfortunately assumed Viagra (...) was a sleeping medicine (not sleeping medicine). I opened my big mouth and said, "I'm so tired... I need some Viagra." My parents looked at me like I was crazy. -Hydroleaf (in a different forum)

Posted by: Spartan 1939
ODST will be teh awsome! stop trolling!
Care to read his post? *coughjokethreadjustreadalltheotherpostscough*

#Whatever we're on: reinforcements come and pick you up halfway through, tell you your squad died, andyou just sit in a ship the rest of the game

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103. The rookie is voiced by Christian Bale doing his signature Batman voice.

21. The song 'greensleaves' plays whenever you marine is in motion, forcing you to remain as still as possible.

39. The game turns out to be an edutainment title that focuses on teaching gamers out to recycle and conserve water. The catch phrase 'Marines, we are mean and GREEN'.

109. Level 3 is a shower scene with your marine buddies where you have to towel snap as many butts as possible in 3 minutes. Unlocks recon armor.

[Edited on 06.08.2009 6:44 AM PDT]

  • 06.08.2009 6:43 AM PDT

Join the best group of all time Last Refuge!

Posted by: KidWitPotential
ya know, im proud to be an inverted player, its like we're a rare breed or something


Do NOT send me Recruitment Letters, doing so will get you blocked faster than you can say "Huh?"

lol! people need to learn to read.

  • 06.08.2009 6:44 AM PDT

Posted by: Spartan 1939
ODST will be teh awsome! stop trolling!

Read the whole post before you comment.

  • 06.08.2009 6:49 AM PDT
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This is a stupid joke thread!

  • 06.08.2009 6:49 AM PDT
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Posted by: Omar Nour
This is a stupid joke thread!


Yes, yes it is. Thanks for participating in it.

  • 06.08.2009 6:51 AM PDT

Posted by: Shadow of JaeL
103. The rookie is voiced by Christian Bale doing his signature Batman voice.

21. The song 'greensleaves' plays whenever you marine is in motion, forcing you to remain as still as possible.

39. The game turns out to be an edutainment title that focuses on teaching gamers out to recycle and conserve water. The catch phrase 'Marines, we are mean and GREEN'.

109. Level 3 is a shower scene with your marine buddies where you have to towel snap as many butts as possible in 3 minutes. Unlocks recon armor.


I think 103 would actually be a good idea.....

  • 06.08.2009 1:42 PM PDT

Im the feeling inside
the thing you tried to hide
the sense that died!

I AM RAGE!

367. Your new AI that helps you in the game is actually a fairy that floats around your helmet and screams Hey or Listien and just makes you want to kill it. but sadly you cant.

lol =)

  • 06.08.2009 1:54 PM PDT

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Assguards are only important to people who run away from danger. Personally, I like to throw myself into danger facefirst, in a beautiful swan dive.

First I :|,

Then I xD.


Posted by: ZeroXFallen
12. You pick up a tissue covered in blood. Romeo's flashback starts. As you walk towards the door Ms. Naval Officer told you not to go to, you get an eerie feeling. As you open the door, your feeling disintegrates, because, there she is. Dare is standing in front of a computer monitor (that shows a very happy Superintendent), flashing various poses. Without clothes. The only thing she has is her Recon helmet, which, as you stand there watching, she proceeds to pose with differently. Hugging it, sitting on it suggestively, even wearing it! Finally, the S.I's cute little artificial intelligence eyes drift towards you, and instantly his emotion changes to surprise. He tosses his plunger in the air, and a MGS cliche exclamation point appears over his head. Dare swirls around, emanating all kinds of hell. She then proceeds to put her 'S-M-G' up your 'A-*-S!' (Not literally.) Romeo's flashback ends. You sniff, and the Rookie realizes there's blood all over his visor. Good job with the nosebleed, amateur.
But that would be a good reason to play it. xD

145. No BR

187. Your not Master Chief and bullets actually hurt you.

197. Yip-flap is dead

201. Grunts love you and want to hug you with there gernades.

245. No BR

  • 06.08.2009 2:07 PM PDT

Welcome to the town of "Diligence." I'm Mayor Due.

Thats some funny stuff! The Anakin one is great.

  • 06.08.2009 2:10 PM PDT
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563. A tomato comes to you and say's "I want a pony nao! then you shoot him and an army of killer pickles come from the sky and shoot you with their relish guns until you drown in the green excriment and then they start rolling down the road on their sides singing I'm a rhine stone cowboy. Over and over again.

  • 06.08.2009 2:16 PM PDT

Upon picking up a bottle of ky jelly triggers a cutscene to one of your fellow odst's fate, there lies romeo being teabagged by a young fresh faced Marty o' donnell.

  • 06.08.2009 2:18 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

So, in other words, ODST is guaranteed not to "fail"? That's what your post conveyed to me.

  • 06.08.2009 2:20 PM PDT

Love Video Games :)

Ha Ha Ha and Wtf u need to buy weponds for 80MP?!?!?! =S

  • 06.08.2009 2:24 PM PDT