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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Assguards are only important to people who run away from danger. Personally, I like to throw myself into danger facefirst, in a beautiful swan dive.
First I :|,
Then I xD.
Posted by: ZeroXFallen
12. You pick up a tissue covered in blood. Romeo's flashback starts. As you walk towards the door Ms. Naval Officer told you not to go to, you get an eerie feeling. As you open the door, your feeling disintegrates, because, there she is. Dare is standing in front of a computer monitor (that shows a very happy Superintendent), flashing various poses. Without clothes. The only thing she has is her Recon helmet, which, as you stand there watching, she proceeds to pose with differently. Hugging it, sitting on it suggestively, even wearing it! Finally, the S.I's cute little artificial intelligence eyes drift towards you, and instantly his emotion changes to surprise. He tosses his plunger in the air, and a MGS cliche exclamation point appears over his head. Dare swirls around, emanating all kinds of hell. She then proceeds to put her 'S-M-G' up your 'A-*-S!' (Not literally.) Romeo's flashback ends. You sniff, and the Rookie realizes there's blood all over his visor. Good job with the nosebleed, amateur. But that would be a good reason to play it. xD
145. No BR
187. Your not Master Chief and bullets actually hurt you.
197. Yip-flap is dead
201. Grunts love you and want to hug you with there gernades.
245. No BR