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Subject: The 10 reasons that ODST will fail (that nobody saw coming)

IM A LEGIT 16

118: The Superintendent is the last boss, shouting SHOOP DA WHOOP while it shoots lasers at you.

119: The whole game is a Rick Roll.

120: The Master Chief travels back in time to the Rookie, just to piss off the Reach time travel theories.

121: The only new thing is the SMG and Magnum.

  • 06.08.2009 3:53 PM PDT

Agreed

sellout

  • 06.08.2009 3:57 PM PDT

Posted by: Chobo 66
So here's some advice. Hookers. You give them your money. they give you a few moments of happiness. Then you go home. The way it was meant to be. Posted by: Blackbird42
Actually I listened to the audio and he said something about the body rewarding social interaction because is was necessary to survive... well so was the appendix, and now all the appendix does is explode and kill you.

Posted by: Toxik King
118: The Superintendent is the last boss, shouting SHOOP DA WHOOP while it shoots lasers at you.



Someone needs to get a shop on this.

  • 06.08.2009 3:58 PM PDT

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  • 06.08.2009 4:02 PM PDT
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?taste

Whatever Number: Helen Keller is the leading voice actor.

  • 06.08.2009 4:09 PM PDT

The F3w. The Pr0. The 1337.
Gamer Army.

How the -blam!- do you not know how to spell Mountain Dew?
Have you never looked at the damn can?

  • 06.08.2009 4:10 PM PDT
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you spelt dew wrong.

  • 06.08.2009 4:15 PM PDT

Yeah. I'm back. Whatcha gonna do about it?

124: Final level unlocks button which destroys the computers of all haters, spammers, and people who don't care for a good joke.

  • 06.08.2009 4:18 PM PDT

Dear bungie,
Lower the Guns,
Love, Players

play him off keyboard cat

  • 06.08.2009 4:38 PM PDT

11. Right when you are about to end the game on Legendary and are running to the pelican that is picking you up, Michael Jackson jumps out kicks your nuts off and tea bags you.
12. If you make it past Michael Jackson you go inside the pelican only to see Dare tied to a chair. When you free her she jumps on you and right when she is about to take off her armor the screen goes black and says "Good luck next time".
13. Every time you die you see Chuck Norris beat the living -blam- out of the Grunts that are tea bagging your dead body.

  • 06.08.2009 4:39 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"

Posted by: Dr M4dness
11. On the third mission, Dare commits suicide after checking her P.D.A only to find hundreds of thousands of messages asking how she obtained the helmet and if they can "has."

12. Grunts attempt to kill you by jumping off of tall buildings.

13. Grunts laugh at you and call you a "noob" when you die.


12 and 13 would actually be awesome... and funny.

  • 06.08.2009 4:58 PM PDT
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11 master chief takes off his helmet and he is not a human.

  • 06.08.2009 5:19 PM PDT

X74

Posted by: GuiltySpark569
I just threw up. That was a fistfull of fail.



same

  • 06.08.2009 5:22 PM PDT

Posted by: Odst171
# Hell if I know - The final enemy you fight in Firefight is Susan Boyle.

That really made me lol so much!

[Edited on 06.08.2009 5:26 PM PDT]

  • 06.08.2009 5:24 PM PDT
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Oh mercy, there are so many amazing responses I want to reply to but alas, there are to many. So I want to thanks you for being so funny. And, to the people who still don't get it's a joke (which I cannot fathom how it happens), keep it up, it's really really funny cause you are adding to the joke in some way and your participation has dropped off so get your friends involved and tell them to come tell me I fail, nothing makes you look sillier. he he he

Two highlights so far:

This guy thought I was for real and was the first person to be polite about it, bless his little heart:

"Lol! I love how not even one thing on that list was true. But it's great for laughs!"

This one is too good to be true, and think about it, there'd be no fun left on the internet if our wishes came true:

Posted by: Bartoneye93
124: Final level unlocks button which destroys the computers of all haters, spammers, and people who don't care for a good joke.

  • 06.08.2009 6:51 PM PDT

100: You have to feed you and your squad, supply them with water, go to the toilet and sleep during gameplay.

  • 06.08.2009 6:55 PM PDT

Team Slayer: 48
Team Doubles: 46
Team SWAT: 46
MLG: 45
Team Snipers: 43
Squad Battle: 37

well that was a waste of my time. I didn't even smile while reading that...

  • 06.08.2009 6:58 PM PDT
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Here's a few more of my suggestions:

91. Danny Devito voices the announcer of multiplayer saying lines like: 'Capture the Flag' and 'Triple Kill'.

92. At one point, in a dark alley in New Mombasa you find a little hovel were the Master Chief slept during his mission and as a secondary objective, you have to find the jar in which he crapped and you have to collect a sample for the the UNSC Spartan program. The crap collecting mini-game plunges the games metacritic score to .03

93. As you follow the Master Chief's footsteps through New Mombasa you can find 30 collectible audio diaries he left behind in which he complains about is severe rashes, lack of couch medicine and his undeniable attraction to Sgt Johnson.

  • 06.08.2009 6:59 PM PDT
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37.2. Dare actually isn't a terminator from the past.

  • 06.08.2009 7:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: MLG Black Hawk
well that was a waste of my time. I didn't even smile while reading that...


I am very sorry your humor gland was removed after the accident. Still, thank you for taking the time to register you experience while using this thread, your feedback will be noted.

  • 06.08.2009 7:03 PM PDT

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Also known as DuskSoul on GameFAQs.

94. Bungie doesn't salt the pretzels.

...*cries*

[Edited on 06.08.2009 7:12 PM PDT]

  • 06.08.2009 7:11 PM PDT

Real men use magnums.

#whatever- in a surprise twist you play about half the campaign levels as the arbiter.

  • 06.08.2009 7:30 PM PDT
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BACK FROM THE DEAD, ASSH0LES!!!!!!

[Edited on 06.08.2009 7:46 PM PDT]

  • 06.08.2009 7:45 PM PDT

http//:www.youtube.com/krumpking0

EPIC FAIL THREAD!

  • 06.08.2009 7:59 PM PDT

Posted by: benrules
Stupid neardy thread...


Nerdy? What do YOU do on your weekends besides play video games, unless your mother decides to send you to Bel Air (where you become a fresh prince) all of a sudden?

  • 06.08.2009 8:10 PM PDT