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Subject: The 10 reasons that ODST will fail (that nobody saw coming)

Posted by: Nga Rauru Boy
EPIC FAIL THREAD!

How is it an epic fail thread?

  • 06.08.2009 8:16 PM PDT

12. The pope condemns halo 3: odst for being too bad ass, and is appalled by how Bungie has become the new God.

27. All of the idiots who posted in this thread who were unable to see the hilarity in the original post get run over by a Mack truck half-way through the game.

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why dont you stop making stupid forums and just go buy the game and see for your self stupid kid

  • 06.08.2009 8:17 PM PDT
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Hi peoplz

lol that made my day :)

  • 06.08.2009 8:17 PM PDT

39. Everyone who thinks this thread failed in any way gets tea bagged by the Master Chief during the entire closing credits of the game.

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Hi peoplz

Posted by: IIPIRIOII
why dont you stop making stupid forums and just go buy the game and see for your self stupid kid

maybe its a joke? hmm?

  • 06.08.2009 8:18 PM PDT

We'll know for the first time, if were evil or divine, were the last in line.

You have to face a hunter cheiftan.

  • 06.08.2009 8:22 PM PDT

Wort wort wort!

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I R SAY TEH HIS ASWELL

Very rarely do threads come along that are this epic. Thread saved.

*Looks at OP*

*Salutes*

  • 06.08.2009 9:06 PM PDT

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Posted by: old bad dog
Fail thread is failing.

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11. Your mom comes into the game as the final boss

  • 06.08.2009 9:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Budgetgravy
11. Bungie implements real-time weather effects, including a random natural disaster every 13 minutes.


lol that would be pretty sweet

  • 06.08.2009 9:17 PM PDT

11. After 20 hours of gameplay, right when it hits the last climactic scene, your xbox gets red ring.



[Edited on 06.08.2009 9:26 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Almstask8r515
I just realized that Bungie had a character named the Prophet of Truth. Now there's a character named Veronica Dare. What if we get to play Truth or Dare in ODST? (Said in Caboose voice)

Hahaha never noticed that!

  • 06.08.2009 9:25 PM PDT
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11: When you throw a grenade your Xbox explodes

12: On all of the tvs in the city this is playing and the speakers are at top volume so your marine shoots himself every time he sees it

13: The Iron skull is on throughout the entire game

14: Brutes with gravity hammers pretend its a guitar

  • 06.08.2009 9:50 PM PDT

Mythical Group

There is no greater catharsis than arguing on the Flood.

WTF? How is this a top forum topic now?

  • 06.08.2009 10:27 PM PDT

waz up

36.the preordered johnson comes drunk with a lampshade on his head

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  • 06.08.2009 10:52 PM PDT

117. Dare is listening to your squad's radio when you overhear Romeo thinking out loud after dare takes down a brute hand - to - hand
"Man, i would so tap that."

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Posted by: EL1TE SUPR3MACY
49. The Brute Pimp makes you his hoe halfway through the game.

I lol'd

  • 06.08.2009 11:05 PM PDT

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Reason 425: Dare takes off her helmet and is revealed to be a guy.

  • 06.08.2009 11:09 PM PDT

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Reason 41672: The Superintendent is replaced a fourth of the way through the game with FRED, and you have to watch his videos for clues on the location of your squadmates.

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Posted by: Kongfu Monkeys
36.the preordered johnson comes drunk with a lampshade on his head


Remember, you are supposed to post things that would ruin the game, not enhance it. Johnson + Alcohol cannot possibly fail at any level!

  • 06.08.2009 11:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: Kongfu Monkeys
36.the preordered johnson comes drunk with a lampshade on his head


Remember, you are supposed to post things that would ruin the game, not enhance it. Johnson + Alcohol cannot possibly fail at any level!


Edit: Your drunk too, and suddenly Johnson looks in your eyes, tender moments insue

  • 06.08.2009 11:22 PM PDT

meow

omg that's hilarious

it's all just for fun u haters

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  • 06.08.2009 11:29 PM PDT

sHoW mE Mii OpOnnEnNT

Posted by: old bad dog
Fail thread is failing.

  • 06.08.2009 11:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: old bad dog
Fail thread is failing.

  • 06.08.2009 11:38 PM PDT