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Subject: Sam rebuilt?

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Posted by: KSI mike0682
but trix what if he used his super sekrit spartan shield that protected hime from everything ever. then he would hve lived and becomed even more powerful because of the radiation that what was gave him super powers to battle the covenants. :3 (hopefully someone gets it )


Hmmmm, If so he and Cortana would be unstoppable after performing the fusion dance :P

  • 06.08.2009 12:34 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bob Shmob117
...im just saying whatever pops into my head
Please don't.

There's so much verified information available to sort through and decipher that random thoughts will do nothing to elevate the discussion on this mystery.

  • 06.08.2009 12:35 PM PDT
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Hmmm,
Well, having read all these previous posts, I have come to an epic conclusion,
Its not even a theory, its the truth!
Ok, here goes nothing.
Basically Sam was standing next to the warhead when it exploded, however, as it exploded,
He dived out behind a double box held cunningly in place by a monitor in forge mode (it had managed to escape Halo Reach's updated map editor) anyway, because Sam is a descendent of Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime (common knowledge) he managed to survive the radation.
Then
Because he is David Hasselhoff's adopted nephew, he got out his surf board and rode the shock wave out, however on the shock wave he met an entire covenant armada.
Then he pulled out his lunchbox and minigun and began eating Scooby snacks.
In his Scooby snack induced craze and a lot of spraying and praying he killed all the Covenant then hijacked a cruiser and flew it back to Reach.
However,
He got locked in a strangely addictive game of checkers with a flood which made him forget about the other Spartans for 100 years, until finally, he remembered and flew to Reach, when he got there things turned nasty because he was meant to be dead, but then Doctor Who rocked up and said that actually, Sam's survival was perfectly plausible as the space time refraction had span the thermo-nuclear alfrathingumy into reverse and caused a purpliogoglipiao meaning Sam should still be alive.
Everyone was then happy as he revealed the army he brought with him, which included all the Power Rangers, Rayman, Pikachu, all the Transformers, the Ninja Turtles, Robocop and Arnie. They then all charged the covenant and killed them all.

Thus meaning, that Sam should survive, and that reach should not fall.
-K-

  • 06.08.2009 12:49 PM PDT

Underwater Eagle.

sam would have been vaporized when the covenant reactors overloaded.

  • 06.08.2009 1:03 PM PDT

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  • 06.08.2009 5:37 PM PDT

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reading waaay too much into it bro

  • 06.08.2009 5:38 PM PDT

The largest Spartan's arm is normal. His arm is behind that of the one to the right. Her arm overlaps his.

  • 06.08.2009 5:48 PM PDT

Soffish for everyone!

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Posted by: Food63
How could they rebuild a human being?

DARTH VADER!! OBVIOUSLY . . GOD ITS SURPRISING HOW MUCH PEOPLE DON'T KNOW! . . . . lmao . . yea I doubt they can rebuild him :(

  • 06.08.2009 5:53 PM PDT

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Well personally I think the shady figure on the left is actually a prototype transforming light attack vehicle that was in the works during the whole Reach fiasco. Something like a an ATV with a mounted turret for quickly disposing of the enemies. This was more of a pet project for the R&D department, however because of Reach falling to the Covenant most intelligence on this particular prototype was lost.

The figure pictured in the image is obviously one of the more functional models to have been made.

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I think the figure on the left is Will.

  • 06.08.2009 6:01 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Posted by: eXploSiveKorn
I think the figure on the left is Will.


This is the most logical assumption, far better than that of Sam being "rebuilt".

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Posted by: Sp4rt4n119
Thank you sir, that was an epic rendition of this topic.


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and how!

This is Halo, not the Star Trek episode of Robot Chicken.

  • 06.08.2009 6:12 PM PDT

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PROOF THAT ITS NOT A ROBOT

His arm is not mess up I just look at a close up its the person next to hims arm.

Go here http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/749/figuresbolder.jpg

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  • 06.08.2009 6:13 PM PDT

It's not Hip-Hop, its Electro.... prick.

No they couldnt have. Sam was holding an explosive in his hands that blew up the covenant cruiser, he would have gotten blown the peices

  • 06.08.2009 6:21 PM PDT

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