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WyIdfyre: 'lol, who the hell would even wear those?'
AuSam: 'lol, who the hell would even have sex with dogs?'
-K-
Hmmm,
Well, having read all these previous threads, I have come to an epic conclusion,
Its not even a theory, its the truth!
Ok, here goes nothing.
Basically Sam was standing next to the warhead when it exploded, however, as it exploded,
He dived out behind a double box held cunningly in place by a monitor in forge mode (it had managed to escape Halo Reach's updated map editor) anyway, because Sam is a descendent of Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime (common knowledge) he managed to survive the radation.
Then
Because he is David Hasselhoff's adopted nephew, he got out his surf board and rode the shock wave out, however on the shock wave he met an entire covenant armada.
Then he pulled out his lunchbox and minigun and began eating Scooby snacks and tacos.
In his Scooby snack and taco induced craze and a lot of spraying and praying he killed all the Covenant then hijacked a cruiser and flew it back to Reach.
However,
He got locked in a strangely addictive game of checkers with a flood which made him forget about the other Spartans for 100 years, until finally, he remembered and flew to Reach, when he got there things turned nasty because he was meant to be dead, but then Doctor Who rocked up and said that actually, Sam's survival was perfectly plausible as the space time refraction had span the thermo-nuclear alfrathingumy into reverse and caused a purpliogoglipiao meaning Sam should still be alive.
Everyone was then happy as he revealed the army he brought with him, which included all the Power Rangers, Rayman, Pikachu, all the Transformers, the Ninja Turtles, Robocop and Arnie. They then all charged the covenant and killed them all.
Thus meaning, that Sam should survive, and that reach should not fall.
-K-
[Edited on 06.08.2009 1:02 PM PDT]