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Subject: Bungie can you make Kelly or Linda Hot?

Whats up ! Lets play some Halo

I'm reading Halo : Fall of Reach at the moment and the following came to mind
Why the BEEP does bungie not make a hot character? Miranda keys is ugly ,so is cortona and Dare looks ok .

So yea what do you think?

  • 06.09.2009 12:29 AM PDT

Posted by: LIME31
I got his sarcasm...one person has to implement sarcasm and then you get a pile of terrorist chipmunks crashing your party, not fun at all..

All the SPARTANS are like 8ft tall and rediculously muscly. If hot can be worked in to that then I suppose they could...

  • 06.09.2009 12:39 AM PDT
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It's a video game.
Seriously

If you don't know what I mean by that, you should stop playing games, go out, make friends, get a girlfriend and live a life.

Sorry to say, but thats it.

  • 06.09.2009 12:39 AM PDT

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Posted by: DustyDraYcoN
It's a video game.
Seriously

If you don't know what I mean by that, you should stop playing games, go out, make friends, get a girlfriend and live a life.

Sorry to say, but thats it.
Seconded.

  • 06.09.2009 12:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Plain Ben
Posted by: DustyDraYcoN
It's a video game.
Seriously

If you don't know what I mean by that, you should stop playing games, go out, make friends, get a girlfriend and live a life.

Sorry to say, but thats it.
Seconded.


3rd

  • 06.09.2009 12:43 AM PDT

I wish I was still legendary.

Posted by: liddo bunnyfufu
Posted by: Plain Ben
Posted by: DustyDraYcoN
It's a video game.
Seriously

If you don't know what I mean by that, you should stop playing games, go out, make friends, get a girlfriend and live a life.

Sorry to say, but thats it.
Seconded.


3rd


Fourthded, even though I don't have a girlfriend.

If you find a video game character that's about 7 feet tall, has no sex drive, and massive muscles (comparatively to most people) hot, along with being seriously pale, then you need to get out more.

  • 06.09.2009 12:47 AM PDT

Whats up ! Lets play some Halo

Posted by: llamalizard
Posted by: liddo bunnyfufu
Posted by: Plain Ben
Posted by: DustyDraYcoN
It's a video game.
Seriously

If you don't know what I mean by that, you should stop playing games, go out, make friends, get a girlfriend and live a life.

Sorry to say, but thats it.
Seconded.


3rd


Fourthded, even though I don't have a girlfriend.

If you find a video game character that's about 7 feet tall, has no sex drive, and massive muscles (comparatively to most people) hot, along with being seriously pale, then you need to get out more.


ouch, it was just an idea and i have a girlfriend

  • 06.09.2009 12:49 AM PDT

I wish I was still legendary.

Posted by: TC EsKeLeTo
Posted by: llamalizard
Posted by: liddo bunnyfufu
Posted by: Plain Ben
Posted by: DustyDraYcoN
It's a video game.
Seriously

If you don't know what I mean by that, you should stop playing games, go out, make friends, get a girlfriend and live a life.

Sorry to say, but thats it.
Seconded.


3rd


Fourthded, even though I don't have a girlfriend.

If you find a video game character that's about 7 feet tall, has no sex drive, and massive muscles (comparatively to most people) hot, along with being seriously pale, then you need to get out more.


ouch, it was just an idea and i have a girlfriend


I know, but canonically/gamewise it makes NO sense.

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  • 06.09.2009 12:52 AM PDT

Whats up ! Lets play some Halo

its cause when i see the chicks in the game im like eww, its not like im gonna do dirty things with a video game

  • 06.09.2009 12:53 AM PDT

I wish I was still legendary.

Posted by: TC EsKeLeTo
its cause when i see the chicks in the game im like eww, its not like im gonna do dirty things with a video game


On the whole, I don't think Bungie really wanted too much Sex Appeal. Dead or alive, however...

  • 06.09.2009 1:12 AM PDT

Confound these ponies, they drive me to insomnia.

Also, Applejack ftw.

Actually, yeah. I agree with the OP.

Sure, they're muscle bound, but i don't think it's impossible to give them a girlish figure. I mean, is it so wrong?

So it doesn't make sense. Well, frankly, neither do seven foot tall giants who are capable of anything fighting aliens glassing planets. Doesn't make a lick of sense.

  • 06.09.2009 1:14 AM PDT

Posted by: llamalizard
Posted by: TC EsKeLeTo
its cause when i see the chicks in the game im like eww, its not like im gonna do dirty things with a video game


On the whole, I don't think Bungie really wanted too much Sex Appeal. Dead or alive, however...


Even though I do agree with that, there must be some dirty little perv at Bungie Studios.

Cortana has boob physics.

  • 06.09.2009 1:33 AM PDT

-blam!- the Free World!!!!

I'm assuming they already are considering the were chosen as the most perfect "forms" which means they should have a pretty good physique to start with...

  • 06.09.2009 1:42 AM PDT

Whats up ! Lets play some Halo

ye i just hope its not a man with a girls voice

  • 06.09.2009 3:33 AM PDT

add a horn that says "!%*@ BILL O' REILLY" in Austin Powers' voice, and
I like how if anyone ever says a nice thing about Bungie people think all they want is Recon, and if someone says something bad about Bungie people join with them. And then after they get done bagging on Bungie, they go play the game that Bungie made

Cortana was hot in halo 3. However, if you're playing the game for the chicks, just save your time and use google to fulfill your needs. Big chests do not mean good gameplay

  • 06.09.2009 4:46 AM PDT

they were described in the novels...

They could look appealing but they have to be muscular and tall so...

  • 06.09.2009 4:53 AM PDT
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Posted by: RigaTony
Posted by: llamalizard
Posted by: TC EsKeLeTo
its cause when i see the chicks in the game im like eww, its not like im gonna do dirty things with a video game


On the whole, I don't think Bungie really wanted too much Sex Appeal. Dead or alive, however...


Even though I do agree with that, there must be some dirty little perv at Bungie Studios.

Cortana has boob physics.


I couldn't stop laughing at that in Halo 3, they actually spent the time to give them physics.

It's kinda impossible to make a spartan girl hot, plus it's a game.

  • 06.09.2009 5:08 AM PDT

dude get a girlfriend and leave your room for a bit and seriously dude you've gotta get laid ! its a GAME!

  • 06.09.2009 5:22 AM PDT

http://achievementgen.info/view.php?ach=22555

Yeah,Bungie will make them hot alright. 24 hours of hot sexy Spartan helmet anyways xD

  • 06.09.2009 5:45 AM PDT

People Die..But Spartans Live Forever!

Delta Squad X

Well i honestly dont give a crap how the girls are, as long as they are badass and can destroy the cov/flood then i dont really care what she looks like. I mean if they give her big boobs, and she just keeps a helmet on the whole time then that leaves me to picture her looking like Megan Fox or whoever you think is hot lol. And i am ok with that.

  • 06.09.2009 6:07 AM PDT
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Posts like this remind me that I'm on the internet.

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Why, so you can talk to first attractive female of your life? lol.

  • 06.09.2009 6:36 AM PDT
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mmmmm....women......

  • 06.09.2009 7:24 AM PDT

Here we are again bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon same kind of jungle. Real number 10 remember... Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat... We walk out just you and me, nobody else. Right on top huh? Not a scratch... Not a f**kin' scratch. You know who ever got you. They'll come back again. And when he does I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'M GONNA CUT YOUR NAME RIGHT INTO HIM!

you know they pee and probably crap in those suits - not hot

  • 06.09.2009 7:45 AM PDT

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