- Red Sector A1A
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- Exalted Legendary Member
We have already played as Spartans in Halo: CE, Halo 2 and Halo 3. We have played as an ODST in Halo 3: ODST. See what Bungie is doing here people, they are setting us up for something new and exciting. It would be way to easy for them to have us play as Spartans again. It has two be one of two things:
1-it is from the Covenant perspective.
Level 1: Grunt
You play a Kamikaze Grunt name Yim Yam who was taken off his home world to fight for the Covenant. Sadly you don't get to play him much because he is killed about 4 minutes into the game.
Level 2: Jackal Sniper
This is fun, you snipe all day long for several levels (gets repetitive)
Level 3: Hunter
Very cool section. You travel from planet to planet destroying everything.
Level 4: Brute
In order to get the 'true' feel of playing as a Brute, included in the game box is a vial of skunk oil that you have to apply liberally to your entire body so you stink for days. Just think, all of your friends will know that you have been playing the Reach game based on how you smell. Bungie is brilliant!
Level 5: Engineer
You spend the last part of the game taking things apart and putting them back together.
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2-You are a baker name Joe from the planet Sfink Tar (see what I did there) who has been recruited by the UNSC to make muffins for the troops to take into the field. Remember in the trailer when it said 'We have Spartans on the ground, we are not going anywhere'. Well they are hungry and it is your job to make their food. You have to travel the universe collecting the best nutritious ingredients for the troops just like that Kashi lady. You then have to come up with 500 different kinds of muffins because 'Blueberry' gets old after a while.
Those are my alternative theories, what are yours?
[Edited on 06.09.2009 7:33 AM PDT]