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Subject: We are not going to be playing as Spartans in the Reach game

H3ITWP

We have already played as Spartans in Halo: CE, Halo 2 and Halo 3. We have played as an ODST in Halo 3: ODST. See what Bungie is doing here people, they are setting us up for something new and exciting. It would be way to easy for them to have us play as Spartans again. It has two be one of two things:

1-it is from the Covenant perspective.

Level 1: Grunt
You play a Kamikaze Grunt name Yim Yam who was taken off his home world to fight for the Covenant. Sadly you don't get to play him much because he is killed about 4 minutes into the game.

Level 2: Jackal Sniper
This is fun, you snipe all day long for several levels (gets repetitive)

Level 3: Hunter
Very cool section. You travel from planet to planet destroying everything.

Level 4: Brute
In order to get the 'true' feel of playing as a Brute, included in the game box is a vial of skunk oil that you have to apply liberally to your entire body so you stink for days. Just think, all of your friends will know that you have been playing the Reach game based on how you smell. Bungie is brilliant!

Level 5: Engineer
You spend the last part of the game taking things apart and putting them back together.

or

2-You are a baker name Joe from the planet Sfink Tar (see what I did there) who has been recruited by the UNSC to make muffins for the troops to take into the field. Remember in the trailer when it said 'We have Spartans on the ground, we are not going anywhere'. Well they are hungry and it is your job to make their food. You have to travel the universe collecting the best nutritious ingredients for the troops just like that Kashi lady. You then have to come up with 500 different kinds of muffins because 'Blueberry' gets old after a while.

Those are my alternative theories, what are yours?

[Edited on 06.09.2009 7:33 AM PDT]

  • 06.09.2009 5:10 AM PDT

you are a sad little person and you discredit bungie more than any one else could

  • 06.09.2009 5:15 AM PDT

im glad that were not being spartans again it will be more tactical and more challenging now !

  • 06.09.2009 5:21 AM PDT
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if you had found better ideas, I'd have went as far as giggling ...


I think the last level is played by a tree. you just have to wait 10 hours to see the planet be glassed, just like in those old snes games where you get a big GAME OVER screen when you win.

  • 06.09.2009 5:38 AM PDT
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no spartan to play as? then that stinks i want to be a SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAN!

  • 06.09.2009 6:54 AM PDT
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  • 06.09.2009 7:06 AM PDT
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ok i am back and calm i want to be a spartan or an elite or maybe both

  • 06.09.2009 7:09 AM PDT

Well I guess I better put some pants on.

I feel like I'm gonna break this thing!

Posted by: Red Sector A1A
a vile of skunk oil
Pun intended, or typing error?

  • 06.09.2009 7:11 AM PDT

H3ITWP

Posted by: hunkyandrich
Posted by: Red Sector A1A
a vile of skunk oil
Pun intended, or typing error?


Thank you, early when I posted, grammatical error. No 'pun' intended.

I find is so interesting that with so few posts so many are actually taking this seriously. I was just trying to introduce something new besides the 'Time Travel' and 'Blue Team' posts.

[Edited on 06.09.2009 7:35 AM PDT]

  • 06.09.2009 7:32 AM PDT

I sense humor fail...

  • 06.09.2009 8:52 AM PDT

Here we are again bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon same kind of jungle. Real number 10 remember... Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat... We walk out just you and me, nobody else. Right on top huh? Not a scratch... Not a f**kin' scratch. You know who ever got you. They'll come back again. And when he does I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'M GONNA CUT YOUR NAME RIGHT INTO HIM!

I think he made a valid point as to playing from a covanant perspective due to the fact that the whole battle is an epic fail for the humans. Kinda makes more sense when you think about how the game will end (Are you the last human left standing then you die and the credits come up and say congratulations you're dead boy). As for the baker idea I'd much rather play as a grunt nipple conisuer.

  • 06.09.2009 10:06 AM PDT

Five years older and wiser
The fires are burning, I'm fire, never tire
Slay warriors in the forests, and on hire

not if you play as the spartans who are with dr hasley, who escape.

and obviusly this game is going to be about startans, we've wanted to have team mates that aint crap like the marines we get spartans and people complain. bungie can never win

  • 06.09.2009 10:10 AM PDT
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wow, but y is a spartan one of the people on the front cover of reach.

  • 06.09.2009 10:16 AM PDT

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Posted by: edmond101
wow, but y is a spartan one of the people on the front cover of reach.
lol

  • 06.09.2009 10:18 AM PDT

we actually might be playing as different spartans.... call me what u will but i read the books... u may be fred, will, or kelly, mabe even joshua but there is a giant squad of spartans down there to choose from. btw read Halo the First Strike if u want to kno

  • 06.09.2009 10:21 AM PDT

H3ITWP

Posted by: SPARTAN DELBOY
I think he made a valid point as to playing from a covanant perspective due to the fact that the whole battle is an epic fail for the humans. Kinda makes more sense when you think about how the game will end (Are you the last human left standing then you die and the credits come up and say congratulations you're dead boy). As for the baker idea I'd much rather play as a grunt nipple conisuer.


I doubt that they will but you could create an entire game and base it strictly from the Covenant perspective.

  • 06.09.2009 10:26 AM PDT

That's 9 e's.

Yes, I've always wanted to play as Joe the muffin man!

  • 06.09.2009 11:09 AM PDT

Eat it

This is probably the worst video game theory I've ever heard... EVER.

You win, OP.

  • 06.09.2009 11:13 AM PDT

u do know that halo:reach is about how all the spartens die

  • 06.09.2009 8:01 PM PDT

It's like a retard riding a bicycle while eating hot wings.
Sometimes you have to take the bike seat off to really enjoy it.

Baby microwavers from a mythical Planet called Earth. They eat them after there soft head explodes. They build armor and weapons out of there bones. And then they have babies, but they treat these babies nicely. They use ear wax instead of candle wax for candles. Fire your guns with a fart.

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  • 06.09.2009 8:12 PM PDT

Wow dude, you suck.

  • 06.09.2009 8:19 PM PDT
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how i reacted to the Halo 3 Beta needler!

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its ok i used it 25% of the time but when someone used it on me thats when i started calling him a n00b and a modder and how i was going to give him negative feedback you sissy needler user.

If that where so. I would just quite on life by all means.

  • 06.09.2009 8:21 PM PDT

It's like a retard riding a bicycle while eating hot wings.
Sometimes you have to take the bike seat off to really enjoy it.

Can you guys take a joke?
Jesus.

  • 06.09.2009 8:23 PM PDT

Whens there's no one to turn to, just aim ahead

the brutes don't attack reach, reach is attacked when the elites are still in control, and the arbiter is still the guardian of the luminous key whos fleet is attacking reach, havn't any of you people read the book

And i believe you will be playing as a spartan along with a squad of spartans that follow you because before halo 1 there were like a 100 or so spartans fighting the covenant, then most of them get killed on reach

[Edited on 06.09.2009 8:39 PM PDT]

  • 06.09.2009 8:36 PM PDT