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Subject: Oh, MY God.

Posted by: Tesla 123
if you have a wife than why are you on an ODST forum
Someone hand this guy a, "Posted without quoting-intended-target" award!

  • 06.09.2009 7:31 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Haha! This made me laugh.

  • 06.09.2009 7:33 PM PDT

You can't spell "Slaughter" without "Laughter"

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I Lol'd

  • 06.09.2009 7:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: RvB Rocks95
What if, when we use Johnson in Firefight, and a new wave starts that drops Jackals, and we happen to be on a map with a courtyard... You know what I'm thinking?

... we got Jackals in the courtyard..


Epicness has ensued.

  • 06.09.2009 7:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: RvB Rocks95
What if, when we use Johnson in Firefight, and a new wave starts that drops Jackals, and we happen to be on a map with a courtyard... You know what I'm thinking?

... we got Jackals in the courtyard..
ah, the good old days. i'm also frightened that i remember that.

  • 06.09.2009 7:37 PM PDT
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"For us, the storm has past. The war is over. But let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return. For their decision required courage beyond measure, sacrifice, and unshakable conviction that their fight; our fight, was elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes fallen. They ennobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten, Fleet Admiral Terrence Hood March 3, 2553"

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I Lol'd

  • 06.09.2009 7:38 PM PDT

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  • 06.09.2009 7:39 PM PDT

Now only if we had Mendoza...

"Heads up! I got a Covenant dropship headin' in, over here!"

"Look sharp! Covenant dropship on approach! I could use some help over here!"

"Uh-oh, another bandit droppin' in behind us! They're tryin' to flank us!"

Repeat ad infinitum.

  • 06.09.2009 7:57 PM PDT

Memento mori.

I dun geddit.

You mean that line in Halo 2 when the Jackals drop in? I don't see what the funny bit is, actually.... I guess i'm retarded. My favourite Johnson line is, "I know what the ladies like..." Then he -blam!- the gun on the Pelican. Maybe when you spawn as him he says that. That would be sweet.

EDIT: I like how they blam'd out a word that doesnt have to mean male genitalia.... I was trying to express the sound a machine gun makes when you yank the slide....

[Edited on 06.09.2009 8:01 PM PDT]

  • 06.09.2009 8:00 PM PDT

Posted by: HammeredTurnip
Posted by: Pirated Goods
Why is hammer such an as­shole?

How about I hammer your as­shole.

haha thats good. when i read it i heard it in his voice too and how he says it kind of quickly

  • 06.09.2009 8:01 PM PDT

Jerad Harry

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  • 06.09.2009 8:07 PM PDT

Ah, my night turned into day.
Good news? I'm laughing right now as I type this.
Bad news? Can't sleep in the day time!

  • 06.09.2009 8:08 PM PDT

Were it so easy.

lmao this is gonna be said everytime this happens. And I hope to God it will.

  • 06.09.2009 8:08 PM PDT

lmao that is pure genuis

  • 06.09.2009 8:10 PM PDT

Best showing of Sgt. Johnson. Ever.

  • 06.09.2009 8:10 PM PDT
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Hells yeah we do

  • 06.09.2009 8:12 PM PDT
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I know what your saying.From Halo 2.

  • 06.09.2009 8:17 PM PDT

Jesus is KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS!
NRA life member, no, it's not an XBL clan.

LOL, that bascally sums it up.

  • 06.09.2009 8:19 PM PDT

http://www.maa.org/devlin/LockhartsLament.pdf

man you know me

Posted by: XxremorselessxX
plz plz plz plz bungie make johnson trash talk like everyone in the game that would be awesome


I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence.

  • 06.09.2009 8:22 PM PDT

Jesus is KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS!
NRA life member, no, it's not an XBL clan.

Posted by: Longbow7
Best showing of Sgt. Johnson. Ever.


HECK YES! "It looks like my mamma!"

  • 06.09.2009 8:23 PM PDT

3% Of my kills are from the PhatWanker ;)

Now, if he really says that. It would awesome.

  • 06.09.2009 8:23 PM PDT

Noobs can't handle AR/Pistol Spawns.

That would be pretty cool, and very funny. xD

  • 06.09.2009 8:24 PM PDT

Furry At Heart,
Furry Forever óÓÒò

Supreme mastery therefore, is not to be victorious in all your battles; supreme excellence is to be victorious without fighting.

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. "

Posted by: Longbow7
Best showing of Sgt. Johnson. Ever.

"I was informed that the fans I would be adressing were the hardest of the hardcore. APPARENTLY, I WAS MISSINFORMED!"

lol. Best. Speech. Ever.

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  • 06.09.2009 8:24 PM PDT

Check out my soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/skepsis

I c wat u did thar.

  • 06.09.2009 8:29 PM PDT

This is awesome, we should totally keep this going.

  • 06.10.2009 7:20 AM PDT