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Subject: Could the Rookie be a Space Donkey? [Plus Serious Point]

There are two things on this forum that piss me off;
Idiots and group invites.
What's even worse, is that I can never seem to get away from either of them ¬_¬
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"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence."

I have been doing some research into ODST and what I've found has lead me to believe that the Rookie is in fact a Space Donkey!

Look at it like this: The Rookie has a helmet on, so we don't know what his face looks like. That means he could actually be another species.
We also never get a proper shot of the Rookie, allowing us to see his entire body, so perhaps it is Bungie trying to hide the truth. If we got a full shot of the Rookie, we may be able to see a tale and a somewhat unhuman body shape.
Also, in the beggining movie of ODST, we see the Rookie sitting in the corner, obviously apart from the others as tough he is unwelcome. This could possibly be because the others don't like him because he is different: In other words, a Space Donkey!

I believe it is pretty obvious that the Rookie is a Space Donkey and I don't think I need to say any more to prove this fact!

/sarcasm

These theory posts are getting more out of hand by the day! I don't mind people being imaginitive, but some of the stuff I've seen being thrown around the forums is even more crazy than this!

If you're gonna come up with a theory, be realistic: Don't come up with stupid ideas just because you find one or two bits of evidence that might fit the bill against hundreds of other pieces of evidence that don't.

THINK!

[Edited on 06.10.2009 10:31 AM PDT]

  • 06.10.2009 2:33 AM PDT
Subject: Could the Rookie be a Space Donkey?

To all you: "OMG teh rokiez iz teh chifz rofl i wen!!11!"
Pwned.
~Hunter

  • 06.10.2009 2:35 AM PDT

Man cave.

Troll. Go away.

  • 06.10.2009 2:49 AM PDT

There are two things on this forum that piss me off;
Idiots and group invites.
What's even worse, is that I can never seem to get away from either of them ¬_¬
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"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence."

Posted by: CavemanToaster
Troll. Go away.


I'm not a troll, I'm making a point. There are so many idiotic theories going around, I just wanted to show them up as the stupid stories they are!

BTW, in case you didn't know: Troll.

[Edited on 06.10.2009 2:58 AM PDT]

  • 06.10.2009 2:53 AM PDT

WERE GREEN, AND VERY VERY MEAN!?!?!?!

i just fookin pissed myself ahaha nice post

  • 06.10.2009 2:54 AM PDT

Console Division Lead - Clan ParadoX

Because crackpot theories are totally new to Halo right?

  • 06.10.2009 2:59 AM PDT

Lmao That had me going. I feel like I was inadvertently rickrolled.

  • 06.10.2009 3:38 AM PDT

sure people think at less one of the squad is a spartan :L so y can't there be a space donkey

  • 06.10.2009 6:32 AM PDT
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OmGWTFBBQ I dInK dAT R00ky i5 J0HN50Ns Br0 dey boOTH HEEL adn STUFFZ.

  • 06.10.2009 7:05 AM PDT

Pwned

I think I just peed a little laughing so hard.

  • 06.10.2009 7:09 AM PDT

Melee.

42.25% (Total)

  • 06.10.2009 7:11 AM PDT

Posted by: TOXC1TY
OmGWTFBBQ I dInK dAT R00ky i5 J0HN50Ns Br0 dey boOTH HEEL adn STUFFZ.


lol

  • 06.10.2009 7:11 AM PDT

Steam ID is crunklyomy
I'll play some tf2 or l4d with anyone who feels like it.

i be ageein with that statement right there

  • 06.10.2009 7:16 AM PDT

There are two things on this forum that piss me off;
Idiots and group invites.
What's even worse, is that I can never seem to get away from either of them ¬_¬
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"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence."

Posted by: xXSORROWSXx
Because crackpot theories are totally new to Halo right?


And at which point did I say they where new? I'm just starting to get tired of 'em is all.

And to everyone else, I'm glad you found the post humorous, as was its intention :P

BTW, sorry for being off for a while, I had a Physics exam, I've come back to restart the thread :P

  • 06.10.2009 10:25 AM PDT

Beware the smiley face! =D

ODST HAS SPACE DONKEYS? I NEED TO UPDATE MY BLOG.

/sarcasm

If anyone sees my little RvB Halo 3 Beta PSA reference, they get a free hug token.

  • 06.10.2009 10:45 AM PDT

There are two things on this forum that piss me off;
Idiots and group invites.
What's even worse, is that I can never seem to get away from either of them ¬_¬
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"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence."

Posted by: Rammal94
ODST HAS SPACE DONKEYS? I NEED TO UPDATE MY BLOG.

/sarcasm

If anyone sees my little RvB Halo 3 Beta PSA reference, they get a free hug token.


Maybe, I can't quite remember.. lol

  • 06.10.2009 10:47 AM PDT
Subject: Could the Rookie be a Space Donkey? [Plus Serious Point]
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AAAALRIGHTY FELLAS

Space Donkey?.... You my friend, are a genius.

  • 06.10.2009 10:51 AM PDT
Subject: Could the Rookie be a Space Donkey?

Does anyone even look at these?

Posted by: Rammal94
ODST HAS SPACE DONKEYS? I NEED TO UPDATE MY BLOG.

/sarcasm

If anyone sees my little RvB Halo 3 Beta PSA reference, they get a free hug token.


Where do I go to cash it?

  • 06.10.2009 11:38 AM PDT
Subject: Could the Rookie be a Space Donkey? [Plus Serious Point]

There are two things on this forum that piss me off;
Idiots and group invites.
What's even worse, is that I can never seem to get away from either of them ¬_¬
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"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence."

At the lurve machine...

Anyway, back on topic, I've noticed an ironic twist with my thread. As soon as I posted this, these theorys have suddenly vanished... Coincidence? I think not! As soon as this thread dies, they'll be crawling all over the forum again!

[Edited on 06.10.2009 11:41 AM PDT]

  • 06.10.2009 11:41 AM PDT