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Subject: I have a confession to make...
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I'm addicted to Gatorade.

Sound rediculous? Its not.
See, I've always loved the taste of Gatorade. So, working at a grocery store, I started drinking a lot of Gatorade. Lots and lots. So the Gatorade was giving me more electrolytes than I was expending.
Now my body can't produce a sufficient amount of electrolytes, and thus my overwhelming desire for Gatorade.
I think about Gatorade about 20 times a minute. I focus a lot on when I can get my next Gatorade.
And I love it.

  • 07.17.2004 2:17 PM PDT
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That's sad. Real sad.

  • 07.17.2004 2:19 PM PDT
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What? How is it sad when someone enjoys the sweet, refreshing taste of Gatorade? I think it is sad that someone thinks its sad to be addicted to Gatorade.

Does that in turn make me sad for thinking you're sad for thinking he's sad for being addicted to Gatorade? You tell me.

[Edited on 7/17/2004 2:24:20 PM]

  • 07.17.2004 2:22 PM PDT
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Its also an expensive addiction.
Cry for me.
But it helps that I'm addicted to money. Not to mention power.

Its not sad. Its much better for you than cigarettes.
*eyes dilate*
Gatorade...
*drooling*
Gatorade...
*Dashes to the fridge for a Gatorade*

  • 07.17.2004 2:28 PM PDT
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lol. I'm addicted to cream soda.

  • 07.17.2004 2:42 PM PDT

Let grunts Sleep!!!

Wow a lot of Gatorade can be bad for you I think.

  • 07.17.2004 2:43 PM PDT
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Hey i'm a gatorade addict too w00t

  • 07.17.2004 2:48 PM PDT
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I'm addicted to Pepsi [not Coke, I hate Coke!!!!]

  • 07.17.2004 3:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: BadGrunt
Wow a lot of Gatorade can be bad for you I think.

Believe it or not, a lot of anything can be bad for you. I personaly am addicted to SOBE.
*starts electrical fire with massive drooling*
Tropical Fruit SOBE is the best!

  • 07.17.2004 3:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: fire_team_tango
I'm addicted to Pepsi [not Coke, I hate Coke!!!!]


Heh. Its the opposite for me. I LOVE Coke. Pepsi is a lot worse. I might be addicted to Coke, or maybe I just like it a lot.

  • 07.17.2004 3:20 PM PDT
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gatorade....H2O....gatorade......H2O.


THAT WAS STUPID I'M SORRY

[Edited on 7/17/2004 3:27:13 PM]

  • 07.17.2004 3:27 PM PDT

If you put Gatorade in Milk you have Gator-Milk.

Just so you know...

[Edited on 7/17/2004 3:28:40 PM]

  • 07.17.2004 3:28 PM PDT
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hey, just buy the concentrate and then make a few gallons on hand at all times. It is much cheaper than buying the bottles.

  • 07.17.2004 3:47 PM PDT
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Heres some good stuff take some Pepsi and Gatorade also yes I tried it with Coke Cola but it just tastes better with Pepsi. Fill half the cup with Gatorade then the other half with the pepsi NOTE: This tastes best with the light Green kind and Orange. Warning!: This will make you pee constantly and it will be sooooooo clear you could pee in a cup and give it to a person you hate and they will drink it!

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  • 07.17.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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I like this stuff called XS. Its better then Red Balls...whoops. Thats Chappelles show. I meant Red Bull. Im also addicted to my TRAPT CD.

  • 07.17.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Its also an expensive addiction.
Cry for me.
But it helps that I'm addicted to money. Not to mention power.

Its not sad. Its much better for you than cigarettes.
*eyes dilate*
Gatorade...
*drooling*
Gatorade...
*Dashes to the fridge for a Gatorade*

dude, u may be able to sue them for not putting a warning on the container!!! dont trust me though, see a lawyer first

  • 07.17.2004 6:39 PM PDT
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Never thought of that... Brilliant! This is America after all.

  • 07.17.2004 9:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Never thought of that... Brilliant! This is America after all.


Please, don't perpetuate the insanity!

  • 07.17.2004 9:35 PM PDT
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Your potassium levels must be ungodly high.

  • 07.17.2004 9:44 PM PDT
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It helps that I'm really healthy...
*Chugs Gatorade and tosses empty bottle into stack 8 feet high covering the better part of his room*

  • 07.17.2004 9:58 PM PDT
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I'm not addicted to anything. I feel like an outsider.

  • 07.18.2004 12:24 AM PDT