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Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.
Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.
Posted by: Block Boy
Posted by: Viper Skills
After reading many, many baseless and thoughtless theories on ODST I decided to do some research and figure this game out before it "drops" onto shelves at "all stores everywhere".
I am going to reveal the truth behind Dare. I am going to tell you whether Romeo lives or not. I am going to inform you about the SI. Everything here is 100% accurate. Now, these are beyond "theories". These are my thoughts which are always correct so do not try arguing otherwise. This thread puts the Secret of Sandtrap thread to shame and it makes all of your Dare theories look like garbage.
To the thread!
In the most recent Weekly Update which can be found here, we can see the very first letter of the entire thing is 'T'.
This is obviously a reference to the number 7. After all, 7 = T in 1337 speak. We all know 7 is Bungie's favorite and lucky number. What does this mean for ODST? Put simply, Dare puts a bullet in the head of each squad member.
Fact numero two:
The first sub-arcticle in the Weekly Update is called "This Is It Baby... Hold Me" which is nothing more than a cleverly hidden reference to the great middle-aged hispanic explorer Ceaser Augustust DeCarlos Jr. II IV. Now that we know what they are talking about, we know that this particular explorer is responsible for discovering Los Angelas. In the weekly update, they say "La La La Land" and this means that Romeo dies. Obviously. How could none of you see it?
Fact numero three:
The last sub-article with any hidden information regarding ODST is the one at the bottom! It's called "We Out" and this means that at the end of the game, the Covenant win.
And I know I said there would be information regarding the SI. Well... I lied. Just like Bungie lied about Firefight. That's right, it's not coming and it won't be there. Sorry.
Now that you all know more about the game because of my awesome facts and amazing detective work, you can decide for yourself whether the game is worth the market price or not.
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.
didn't read most of it but as for number 2, that is a reference to the legendary ending of Halo.
That's what they wanted you to think. You fell for it. Nice job.