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this thread sucks!!! how do you know all of this crap! and wtf!!! your trying to tell ppl the odst doesnt come with firefight!! yes it does!!! sort it out kid!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.13.2009 12:33 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Posted by: CHEESE SHOP
why does everyone constantly have to have the game mentally beat months before the game comes out.....

find a girlfriend (or boyfriend, i'm not judging) or do something creative... bottom line... GET A LIFE


Damn. Because you can totally tell what a person is like after reading their forum posts. Gah! You got me!

  • 06.13.2009 12:34 PM PDT
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I see you have high levels of self respect.

  • 06.13.2009 12:34 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Posted by: eyeless sniper
this thread sucks!!! how do you know all of this crap! and wtf!!! your trying to tell ppl the odst doesnt come with firefight!! yes it does!!! sort it out kid!!!!!!!!!!


...Kid? I am 18 years old. I have been accepted to college. And I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

  • 06.13.2009 12:35 PM PDT

Posted by: cheeseman094
-Blam!- dude, I got some serious rusty water from the pork...

*As we were leaving a resteraunt in Hawaii. Imagine the look on the peoples faces who were going in*

0_o

Posted by: Viper Skills
Posted by: eyeless sniper
this thread sucks!!! how do you know all of this crap! and wtf!!! your trying to tell ppl the odst doesnt come with firefight!! yes it does!!! sort it out kid!!!!!!!!!!


...Kid? I am 18 years old. I have been accepted to college. And I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Take that one to heart.

  • 06.13.2009 12:36 PM PDT

You sir are amazing. It's nice to see someone other than me knows how to have a laugh at the stupid side of these forums. Fact One made me laugh a lot. Good job sir.

  • 06.13.2009 12:36 PM PDT

Posted by: TrussingDoor
Posted by: DAS B00T x2
You know what's even worse?

When the boy you like has a girlfriend.
#gheyworldproblems

Posted by: Viper Skills
[quote]Posted by: eyeless sniper
And I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

Best SNL skit ever

  • 06.13.2009 12:37 PM PDT

lolz ur "facts" made my day
and people think its serious!
lolololololololololololololol

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  • 06.13.2009 12:40 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Posted by: RvB Rocks95
You sir are amazing. It's nice to see someone other than me knows how to have a laugh at the stupid side of these forums. Fact One made me laugh a lot. Good job sir.


Your two threads were better. But one can try.

  • 06.13.2009 12:43 PM PDT

hold me baby is from halo combat evolved on the legenedry ending a marine i think its johnson says hold me baby to an elite and they hug each other

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  • 06.13.2009 12:46 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Posted by: lewy boy
hold me baby is from halo combat evolved on the legenedry ending a marine i think its johnson says hold me baby to an elite and they hug each other


There is nothing you can tell me about Halo that I don't already know. Like I said before, that's what they wanted you to think and apparently it has worked for them.

Work it, Bungie! Work it!

  • 06.13.2009 12:47 PM PDT
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im now about to prove you wrong in one sentence.READY the founder of Los angelas is Felipe de Neve
Posted by: Viper Skills
After reading many, many baseless and thoughtless theories on ODST I decided to do some research and figure this game out before it "drops" onto shelves at "all stores everywhere".

I am going to reveal the truth behind Dare. I am going to tell you whether Romeo lives or not. I am going to inform you about the SI. Everything here is 100% accurate. Now, these are beyond "theories". These are my thoughts which are always correct so do not try arguing otherwise. This thread puts the Secret of Sandtrap thread to shame and it makes all of your Dare theories look like garbage.

To the thread!

In the most recent Weekly Update which can be found here, we can see the very first letter of the entire thing is 'T'.

This is obviously a reference to the number 7. After all, 7 = T in 1337 speak. We all know 7 is Bungie's favorite and lucky number. What does this mean for ODST? Put simply, Dare puts a bullet in the head of each squad member.

Fact numero two:

The first sub-arcticle in the Weekly Update is called "This Is It Baby... Hold Me" which is nothing more than a cleverly hidden reference to the great middle-aged hispanic explorer Ceaser Augustust DeCarlos Jr. II IV. Now that we know what they are talking about, we know that this particular explorer is responsible for discovering Los Angelas. In the weekly update, they say "La La La Land" and this means that Romeo dies. Obviously. How could none of you see it?

Fact numero three:

The last sub-article with any hidden information regarding ODST is the one at the bottom! It's called "We Out" and this means that at the end of the game, the Covenant win.

And I know I said there would be information regarding the SI. Well... I lied. Just like Bungie lied about Firefight. That's right, it's not coming and it won't be there. Sorry.

Now that you all know more about the game because of my awesome facts and amazing detective work, you can decide for yourself whether the game is worth the market price or not.

Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.

  • 06.13.2009 12:49 PM PDT

Beware Qbix89! That master ninja will lay the smackdown on your troll thread!

Spiderstosh, Spiderstosh...does whatever a Spiderstosh does. Breaks the interwebs in his prime...guess who is....to blame this time? Spiderstosh...it is the Spiderstoooosh. -SonicJohn

epic win

  • 06.13.2009 12:50 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Posted by: edmond101
im now about to prove you wrong in one sentence.READY the founder of Los angelas is Felipe de Neve
Posted by: Viper Skills
After reading many, many baseless and thoughtless theories on ODST I decided to do some research and figure this game out before it "drops" onto shelves at "all stores everywhere".

I am going to reveal the truth behind Dare. I am going to tell you whether Romeo lives or not. I am going to inform you about the SI. Everything here is 100% accurate. Now, these are beyond "theories". These are my thoughts which are always correct so do not try arguing otherwise. This thread puts the Secret of Sandtrap thread to shame and it makes all of your Dare theories look like garbage.

To the thread!

In the most recent Weekly Update which can be found here, we can see the very first letter of the entire thing is 'T'.

This is obviously a reference to the number 7. After all, 7 = T in 1337 speak. We all know 7 is Bungie's favorite and lucky number. What does this mean for ODST? Put simply, Dare puts a bullet in the head of each squad member.

Fact numero two:

The first sub-arcticle in the Weekly Update is called "This Is It Baby... Hold Me" which is nothing more than a cleverly hidden reference to the great middle-aged hispanic explorer Ceaser Augustust DeCarlos Jr. II IV. Now that we know what they are talking about, we know that this particular explorer is responsible for discovering Los Angelas. In the weekly update, they say "La La La Land" and this means that Romeo dies. Obviously. How could none of you see it?

Fact numero three:

The last sub-article with any hidden information regarding ODST is the one at the bottom! It's called "We Out" and this means that at the end of the game, the Covenant win.

And I know I said there would be information regarding the SI. Well... I lied. Just like Bungie lied about Firefight. That's right, it's not coming and it won't be there. Sorry.

Now that you all know more about the game because of my awesome facts and amazing detective work, you can decide for yourself whether the game is worth the market price or not.

Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.


HAHA! Was the "Jr. II IV not a tip off to you?

  • 06.13.2009 12:51 PM PDT
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brilliant. absolutely brilliant

and for a joke thread, this is more thought out than most of the other theories

  • 06.13.2009 12:52 PM PDT

Love Video Games :)

Are You Crazzy " FireFight dosent come they lied" Bull-blam!-.. At E3 They HAD the Game at the Booth and we ALL got to play firefight.... omg get a life.

  • 06.13.2009 12:53 PM PDT
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wow. the fact that people take this seriously is just sad. You, Viper, are made of pure win. Gratz

  • 06.13.2009 12:54 PM PDT

Beware Qbix89! That master ninja will lay the smackdown on your troll thread!

Spiderstosh, Spiderstosh...does whatever a Spiderstosh does. Breaks the interwebs in his prime...guess who is....to blame this time? Spiderstosh...it is the Spiderstoooosh. -SonicJohn

Posted by: Joeyc1313
Are You Crazzy " FireFight dosent come they lied" Bull-blam!-.. At E3 They HAD the Game at the Booth and we ALL got to play firefight.... omg get a life.

silly, that was halo: reach!

  • 06.13.2009 12:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Phoenix1330
0D57

OMG WTF STFU!!!!

what does it mean????


omg it means that d is the 4th letter, so dare is a spartan IV, and her number is 057!!!
the truth is told!!

  • 06.13.2009 12:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Safran888
Posted by: Phoenix1330
0D57

OMG WTF STFU!!!!

what does it mean????


omg it means that d is the 4th letter, so dare is a spartan IV, and her number is 057!!!
the truth is told!!
GENIUS you deserve a medal

  • 06.13.2009 12:56 PM PDT
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google the name -blam!-

  • 06.13.2009 12:58 PM PDT

Vrrin Vrrin, yeah here I come.

in terms of treading softly, i'm going to stomp the light out of those theories.

first: if dare killed everybody, what kind of a cheap, low budget, game idea would that be. (and who says dare is going to kill ANYBODY! seriously, thats retarded.)

second: how does the phrase "la la land" have to do with romeo dying? it means of in daydream country, having a good time.

and third: they say "we out" every frickin' week. and it IS worth the market price.

so, in closing. nobody knows anything about ODST besides that you use several new weapons, you can drive all the old human vehicles from Halo 3, and that there are five ODST's, and one ONI spook.

  • 06.13.2009 1:00 PM PDT
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ur my hero
Posted by: Jericho VI
in terms of treading softly, i'm going to stomp the light out of those theories.

first: if dare killed everybody, what kind of a cheap, low budget, game idea would that be. (and who says dare is going to kill ANYBODY! seriously, thats retarded.)

second: how does the phrase "la la land" have to do with romeo dying? it means of in daydream country, having a good time.

and third: they say "we out" every frickin' week. and it IS worth the market price.

so, in closing. nobody knows anything about ODST besides that you use several new weapons, you can drive all the old human vehicles from Halo 3, and that there are five ODST's, and one ONI spook.

  • 06.13.2009 1:02 PM PDT

Beware Qbix89! That master ninja will lay the smackdown on your troll thread!

Spiderstosh, Spiderstosh...does whatever a Spiderstosh does. Breaks the interwebs in his prime...guess who is....to blame this time? Spiderstosh...it is the Spiderstoooosh. -SonicJohn

Posted by: Jericho VI
in terms of treading softly, i'm going to stomp the light out of those theories.

first: if dare killed everybody, what kind of a cheap, low budget, game idea would that be. (and who says dare is going to kill ANYBODY! seriously, thats retarded.)

second: how does the phrase "la la land" have to do with romeo dying? it means of in daydream country, having a good time.

and third: they say "we out" every frickin' week. and it IS worth the market price.

so, in closing. nobody knows anything about ODST besides that you use several new weapons, you can drive all the old human vehicles from Halo 3, and that there are five ODST's, and one ONI spook.

you sir, have stolen a cookie from my cookie jar. return it now, or suffer the concequences.

  • 06.13.2009 1:07 PM PDT

Look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNL-CQRih_k

Hey I just thought of something! In the weekly update urk wrote "not those kind of melons" That means we are going to see Dare naked!!

/sarcasm

  • 06.13.2009 1:09 PM PDT

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