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Subject: OH CRAP!!! My cousin is coming over and she really LIKES elites....
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I post intelligent threads that complain about stupid people.

I block group invites so don't send me any.

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  • 06.14.2009 11:20 AM PDT

"Moving of th' earth brings harms and fears ;
Men reckon what it did, and meant ;
But trepidation of the spheres,
Though greater far, is innocent."

Too obvious, try again next time :(

  • 06.14.2009 11:22 AM PDT

1st Option: Punch her in the face and run....

2nd Option: just tell her it creeps you out

3rd Option: If shes hot and incest don't bother you dress up as an elite....................

  • 06.14.2009 11:22 AM PDT
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Tell her to shut up or get out.

  • 06.14.2009 11:22 AM PDT
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"loose" the disk in your underwear drawer for a week

  • 06.14.2009 11:22 AM PDT
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Each of us is entitled to our own opinions on music. There is ignorant rap and then there is intellectual rap, just as there is ignorant rock and intellectual rock. Even the "ignorant" artists can sometimes be intellectuals, and even the "intellectuals" can be ignorant. The worst thing you can do is be a bigot about music. If it doesn't have any affect on you, then listen to something else. But don't insult someone because their choice in music is not your own. THAT is ignorant.

Posted by: LastedPandora
I would have posted this in the halo 3 forum but it seemed more like a flood topic.

My cousin is coming over to stay with my family for a week. She is a huge fan of halo 3. But not in the average fanboy kind of fan. She loves it for a different reason: She wants to sleep with an elite. I CAN'T STAND IT! Every time I play halo 3 with her, she talk about all the kinds of things that she would want to do to the arbiter and she wonders what his "equipment" must be like! It drives me out of my mind because it is so -blam!- weird and nasty!

So flood, I ask you this: WHAT SHOULD I DO? Pretend halo 3 is busted?
Stick H3 up ur arse and hope she wont see you in pain.

  • 06.14.2009 11:23 AM PDT

Floodians whom I'm in a love square with:

camer guy 65
D A F T (daft_punk)
Sacred Flea

I watch this on loop when I'm bored.

... *leaves thread*

  • 06.14.2009 11:23 AM PDT

Snakie Purple.

"Hamdog, Hamdog, Hamdog, Hamdog"-Hamdog.

Twatter

Well, Elites are around 8 or Nine feet tall.

Your lying if you have never thought about the size of Elite/Brute or any other Covenant creatures dong.

  • 06.14.2009 11:24 AM PDT

International Army for the Liberation of Hotdogs.
" The Grunt " - Death Served on A Screaming Platter!
You lack the majestic curves of a ripe banana! YOU SIR ARE A PINEAPPLE
win
Justin Bieber sounds like two high-pitched walruses engaging in sex.

introduce her to locusts from Gears?

  • 06.14.2009 11:25 AM PDT
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Yeah, pretend it's busted sounds good enough.

  • 06.14.2009 11:26 AM PDT

Pics first, advice later.

  • 06.14.2009 11:28 AM PDT

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." - Brendan Gill

Dress up like an Elite and go to town.

WORT WORT WORT

  • 06.14.2009 11:29 AM PDT
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Vaporeon are highly adapted to aquatic life. Unlike its pre-evolution, it has the ability to breathe underwater. As stated previously, they have a unique molecular structure. They have the ability to "melt" into a body of water and disappear completely from view. They can also manipulate water molecules, giving them the ability to learn Water-type attacks their previous evolutions could not.

lol. Shes like me.

  • 06.14.2009 11:30 AM PDT

D:

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Godspeed.

Posted by: LastedPandora
WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Act like an Elite. She'll see it in your stride.

  • 06.14.2009 11:40 AM PDT

I want her...

easiest solution...troll her back

  • 06.14.2009 11:41 AM PDT

If you can't beat 'em...

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-What doesn't kill us makes us who we are.
-Jesus tap dancing christ I feel so in the dark!
-Emo! Because homos exuality just wasn't ga y enough!

Tell her they are a-blam!- and do not have ding dongs.

  • 06.14.2009 11:42 AM PDT

"People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point."

-George Carlin

1/10

  • 06.14.2009 11:46 AM PDT

Godspeed.

Posted by: AdornThyHeadset
If you can't beat 'em...

Let 'em beat you.

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