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Subject: OH CRAP!!! My cousin is coming over and she really LIKES elites....
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post pics of her

  • 06.14.2009 11:48 AM PDT

Go Rams and Missouri!

Talk about how you want to sleep with her (your cousin).

  • 06.14.2009 11:49 AM PDT

If there's one thing I've learned being on the internet, it's never ignore a poo-poo. I knew a mod. Got poo-pooed, made the mistake of ignoring the poo-poo. He poo-pooed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the member who poo-pooed him had been poo-pooing a lot of other mods, who poo-pooed their poo-poos. In the end, we had to delete the forum. Morale totally destroyed...by poo-poo!

Posted by: Jayd Sky
Dress up like an Elite and go to town.

WORT WORT WORT


You just won the freaking Internet in my eyes, man. That was fantastic. The mental image behind "WORT WORT WORT" is..well, horrific, but also hilarious.

  • 06.14.2009 11:49 AM PDT

Adopted cousin?

Posted by: Jayd Sky
Dress up like an Elite and go to town.

WORT WORT WORT

  • 06.14.2009 11:52 AM PDT

Floodians whom I'm in a love square with:

camer guy 65
D A F T (daft_punk)
Sacred Flea

I watch this on loop when I'm bored.

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Posted by: Jayd Sky
Dress up like an Elite and go to town.

WORT WORT WORT


You just won the freaking Internet in my eyes, man. That was fantastic. The mental image behind "WORT WORT WORT" is..well, horrific, but also hilarious.
"Wort... WORT!... WOOOOOORRRRT!!!"

  • 06.14.2009 11:54 AM PDT

Chupa's got a little secret, yes he does.

One word: Incest.

  • 06.14.2009 11:56 AM PDT
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Each of us is entitled to our own opinions on music. There is ignorant rap and then there is intellectual rap, just as there is ignorant rock and intellectual rock. Even the "ignorant" artists can sometimes be intellectuals, and even the "intellectuals" can be ignorant. The worst thing you can do is be a bigot about music. If it doesn't have any affect on you, then listen to something else. But don't insult someone because their choice in music is not your own. THAT is ignorant.

Posted by: Spiritwolf99
Pics first, advice later.

  • 06.14.2009 11:56 AM PDT

Tell her about all the things you'd do with grunts and your now apparent midget fetish.

Explain to her how you love having so much power over something so small and how their cowering in your presence turns you on.

  • 06.14.2009 12:02 PM PDT

-AlbinoAlpacka-

nvm

[Edited on 06.14.2009 12:07 PM PDT]

  • 06.14.2009 12:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spiritwolf99
Pics first, advice later.

this

  • 06.14.2009 12:09 PM PDT
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forget elite's man... they should be banned from every ranked playlist,just because of the simple fact that you can shoot though their necks,one of bungie's many epic fails, they are

[Edited on 06.14.2009 12:15 PM PDT]

  • 06.14.2009 12:10 PM PDT

We're edgy man!

wow, that is one weird fetish.

  • 06.14.2009 12:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: IuIz
Let her play, secretly tape her fepping to it, and then send the vidya to me.

That's a great idea, except the fact of her fepping to it.

  • 06.14.2009 12:14 PM PDT

Posted by: Rambo Stu
... *leaves thread*

  • 06.14.2009 12:15 PM PDT

We're edgy man!

Leave her in the same your for awhile. Put a web-cam up, run to your friend's house, and let the good times roll.

  • 06.14.2009 12:15 PM PDT

I am king!!!

Ever thought shes just messing with you...? I do stuff like that to my cousins all the time and they're girls rofl.

  • 06.14.2009 12:17 PM PDT
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move when shes not at ur hous


PS Dont tell her u moved

  • 06.14.2009 12:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Rambo Stu
Posted by: Quintonir
Posted by: Jayd Sky
Dress up like an Elite and go to town.

WORT WORT WORT


You just won the freaking Internet in my eyes, man. That was fantastic. The mental image behind "WORT WORT WORT" is..well, horrific, but also hilarious.
"Wort... WORT!... WOOOOOORRRRT!!!"
AGGGGHHHH That's so disturbing!!!!!

  • 06.14.2009 1:09 PM PDT
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"Rise and shine Mister Freeman. Rise and----shine." -Gman

Haven't you made a thread like this before? Because this situation sounds very familiar. It made me laugh very hard. A very strange fetish indeed.

But its not like she is going around dressed up in a Elite costume, so its okay....I guess. Just don't ever tell her about F(urry)chan. If you don't know what I'm talking about or have never heard of it, feel lucky that you haven't. For some reason, people like drawing pictures of Elites there (amoung many other creatures), in very awkward situations, if you know what I mean. So I suppose she isn't alone in that regard.

[Edited on 06.14.2009 1:18 PM PDT]

  • 06.14.2009 1:18 PM PDT

If shes hot get an elite costume

  • 06.14.2009 1:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: Commander Stroll
Still using a pump-action shotgun over 500 years in the future I see.

omg not realistic stop game production plz

Posted by: Rambo Stu
... *leaves thread*


*whistles for taxi, jumps in frantically*

  • 06.14.2009 1:34 PM PDT

Posted by: LastedPandora
I would have posted this in the halo 3 forum but it seemed more like a flood topic.

My cousin is coming over to stay with my family for a week. She is a huge fan of halo 3. But not in the average fanboy kind of fan. She loves it for a different reason: She wants to sleep with an elite. I CAN'T STAND IT! Every time I play halo 3 with her, she talk about all the kinds of things that she would want to do to the arbiter and she wonders what his "equipment" must be like! It drives me out of my mind because it is so -blam!- weird and nasty!

So flood, I ask you this: WHAT SHOULD I DO? Pretend halo 3 is busted?
Say a friend has it and hide it.

  • 06.14.2009 1:35 PM PDT

This world can be ugly, but isn't it beautiful?

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Posted by: Rambo Stu
... *leaves thread*


*whistles for taxi, jumps in frantically*

*jumps in next taxi*

  • 06.14.2009 1:36 PM PDT

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