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Subject: I Figured Out JD. I Know the Rookie's Name!

makes me want to ride the rofl copter soi soi soi

  • 10.15.2009 12:10 AM PDT
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Its actually a play with the name John Doe: JD, which is an old custom in the navy for an unknown name.

  • 10.15.2009 10:50 AM PDT

"Strive for improvement through every day to become the best you can"

Now, why was I 100% certain that this was gonna be a joke!?! xD

  • 10.15.2009 11:46 AM PDT

I can't believe I got warm by a fire fed with my manuscript. What a nightmare.

everywhere I turn there always seems to be a zack braff lying in wait...

  • 10.15.2009 12:52 PM PDT

wow this is funny good one

  • 10.15.2009 1:09 PM PDT
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I lol'd! To funny dude. You should made this guy an easter egg maker!

  • 10.15.2009 3:03 PM PDT

You are crazy.WTF

  • 10.15.2009 4:30 PM PDT
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Lolololololoollolollollolololollolo

  • 10.15.2009 4:38 PM PDT

For Carnage, Apply Within - BEST GROUP EVER!
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My Trek to Bungie
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John Doe!

  • 10.15.2009 4:39 PM PDT

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ha super scrubs

  • 10.15.2009 6:04 PM PDT

lol

  • 10.15.2009 6:15 PM PDT
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A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

Nice...

  • 10.15.2009 6:26 PM PDT

That was great!!! LOL!!!!

  • 10.16.2009 11:38 AM PDT

98% of the people who play this game are garbage. If you're one of the 2% who isn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

HAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious.

  • 10.17.2009 2:29 PM PDT
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lol th@s funny.. in OXM it sez the rook wuz born on da moon though.

  • 10.17.2009 4:15 PM PDT

Eight Gauge Hippo!

epic monkeys!

  • 10.17.2009 4:49 PM PDT

"I'm sorry man, I don't even know why I got in on this side... SHOTGUN!!!"

ROFLmyWAFFLEwithWINSAUCE that was genius.

  • 10.17.2009 4:52 PM PDT

"I'm sorry man, I don't even know why I got in on this side... SHOTGUN!!!"

It's actually a good thing The Rookie doesn't talk because think about JD's voice coming from your character... You'd break your console.

PLUS the Rook happens to daydream alot in the game so that makes sense lol. (I know how he actually gets those video files, don't get all smart on me.)

[Edited on 10.17.2009 4:55 PM PDT]

  • 10.17.2009 4:54 PM PDT
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lol scrubs is awesome!
and jd is the best!
and dr cox always calld jd as 'newbie' which means the same as rookie.
so yeah.

also the grunt that the rookie does when romeo hits him with the sniper sounds exactly what jd would sound like when he grunts.
so therefore, his name is john dorian!

[Edited on 10.17.2009 9:00 PM PDT]

  • 10.17.2009 8:59 PM PDT
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buck = dr cox ftw!
romeo is turk
dutch is carla??!?!?!
mickey is ELLIOT!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!

  • 10.17.2009 9:10 PM PDT
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I be trippin'.

Posted by: brianpretzel218
buck = dr cox ftw!
romeo is turk
dutch is carla??!?!?!
mickey is ELLIOT!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!

Johnson is Turk, and Romeo is Hooch.

Mickey is the Janitor.
Buck is Dr. Cox.
Dutch is the Todd.
Dare is Jordan.

  • 10.17.2009 9:16 PM PDT
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i just lold my pants

  • 10.17.2009 9:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: spartan 112
Turk is random Grunt Voices and Dr. Cox is the Genuine voice of god.

Have you seen the Scrubs episode where Carla turns out to be awesome at Halo?

that wasnt halo, it was some other game

  • 10.17.2009 9:27 PM PDT
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what about JD Superintendent

[Edited on 11.02.2009 1:58 AM PST]

  • 10.17.2009 10:08 PM PDT

GUYS I DON'T GET IT WERE'S THE PIC!!!! =( =( =*(

  • 10.18.2009 12:19 AM PDT