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Subject: Reach = Legendary Ending Planet in Halo 3 *Forensic Proof*

Jack.G

did this guy seriously say that mars is the same size as jupiter?

  • 06.15.2009 6:24 AM PDT
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Posted by: BTE
Posted by: Xharpan
it doese'nt look nextgen , looks good but not nextgen
If by next-gen you mean crappy, dark and colorless, I agree. It doesnt look next-gen at all.

This is one of the best threads i have ever seen. Hell you even got me to laugh a bit.

The fact that 95% of the people in this thread are going over and discussing the theory proves how dumb they are.

  • 06.15.2009 7:15 AM PDT
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Historia magistra vitae est

You know, this post gets funnier the more I read it. First, there's the original post, which might not have made me laugh out loud, but definitely made me smile. Then there's the guys who obviously didn't read the post and flame him based on the title. Finally, to cap it all off, there's this guy who actually went through his post, analysed it, and disproved it piece by piece, and still didn't get the joke!
Thank you, Unseen Blade. I was looking for a good laugh today.

  • 06.15.2009 7:16 AM PDT

Posted by: Unseen Blade
For one, notice they are both the same shape. This is clear evidence.


Oooooooooh wow....

  • 06.15.2009 8:46 AM PDT

Posted by: Sparbiter117
I think Master Chief went back in time, killed Hitler and Einstein when they had lunch in Munich in 1978, seen HERE and then jumped on top of the Eiffel tower in order to harness its energy to destroy the Covenant. Once on the top of the Eiffel tower though, he encountered a problem, time had been altered by the events in 1978 so the Eiffel tower was never given to the French by the British in 1999 (as a thankyou for helping them in the Gulf War in 1645).

This caused a Grandfather paradox whereby Master Chief was in fact his own son, daughter, cousin and pet dog Rupert (seen HERE. The covenant used this paradox to send the Arbiter back in time to protect John Connor, who is actually Master Chief (this is why he is called John and why he is a supersoldier, he wanted to protect himself by becoming the very supersoldier that intended to kill him in Terminator 2). When the Arbiter came back in time though, he discovered he had accidentally gone into the time machine with a fly and now looked something like this. This hindered his progress, but allowed him to begin a singing career under the pseudonym 'Pink'.

Once the Arbiter discovered the whereabouts of John, he had already build an Eiffel tower of his own and was prepared to destroy the Covenant army in the futurepast on Reach. John went forward in time only to discover that Cortana had become a jelly bean (The blue one on the far right of this photo) and that he, himself had reverted back to a child. From here, he continued this mission along with the accompanying mission of puberty (all over again). The Arbiter couldn't stop him in time and he destroyed the fleet with the Eiffel tower gun he created back in time. This stopped the invasion and allowed him to return to his life as an Italian plumber.

From here, it is all fairly simple math to get to where Halo 3 ended and where (from this point) Halo: Reach begins to end Halo 2 during Halo 1 while Halo 4 was happening and while ODST will be starting two weeks ago.

Mine was more serious than the OPs...



you forgot about the part when the prophets did teh fuzin dance to become the Wii and beat evry1

  • 06.15.2009 9:10 AM PDT

I'm a dude playing a dude desguised as another dude. I hate heritics, non-logical thoughts and people who are better than I am. People tell me that they like a lot of games, but I hate them all. Whenever I play a video game, I always go crawling back to Halo 3. Never go full retard!

Nope, there's no ringed planet nearby the one found on the Legendary ending. Face it, that's the Forerunner world... hence the lights and obvious sign of people living there. Reach was destroyed, the Legendary couldn't possibly be the same place.

  • 06.15.2009 9:13 AM PDT

Go Rams and Missouri!

Posted by: im Jack with 4
lol

"For one, notice they are both the same shape"
Planets are round. I've never seen a square planet.

"As you can tell, these planets are both the same size"
there is no way to be able to determine this. perception of the camera can make them look any size you want. if you are closer to the planet then it is bigger, farther away it is smaller.

"Master Chief obviously goes back in time and saves everybody. We even see his ship! This ship looks just like this ship."
A red mustang looks the same as another red mustang, they must be the same!!!
That Ipod looks just like that Ipod! they are the same!!!!!
no.

"If you need to that ship as it is working, look no further. It is obvious that the Covenant destroyed no ships in their attacks on Reach"
so the covenant just gave up their vessels and didn't shoot back?

"All planets that are spherical and heated/lighted by a star are the same thing"
Did any one else read this line and think WTF?
if all planets that are spherical and heated/lighted by a star are the same thing then Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune are the same.

"ships have their appearance altered in time travel."
What?

There is no time travel.

You just broke down the entire post and still didn't get it...

  • 06.15.2009 12:11 PM PDT

jupiter is much larger than mars

  • 06.15.2009 12:22 PM PDT

Time flies like an arrow; fruits flies like a banana.

Posted by: JackGroarke
did this guy seriously say that mars is the same size as jupiter?
Yeah, don't they teach you kids astronomy these days?

  • 06.15.2009 12:22 PM PDT

Go Rams and Missouri!

Posted by: J Shark3
jupiter is much larger than mars

In the pictures they look the same size, and in the videos, the legendary planet looks the same size as Reach.

  • 06.15.2009 12:24 PM PDT

Posted by: Lambdadelta
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*starts hacking with machete*

good luck hitting me im behind 7 proxies.


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lmfao

  • 06.15.2009 12:25 PM PDT
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no

  • 08.14.2009 11:56 AM PDT

he's just joking.....i can't believe the amount of people on this forum with zero sense of humor.


actually, yes i can....i forget a lot of nerds are on here and immediately get all worked up when someone says "time travel"

  • 08.14.2009 12:34 PM PDT

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I was going to try to contradict your logic, but then I realised that I'm not a fukking moron.

Good thread.

  • 08.14.2009 12:46 PM PDT

I still think it could be time travel. There's no proof that there won't be and the planets do have the same types of markings on them. You can't say the sun is a different color either. They're in different position which will make them have different colors.

  • 08.14.2009 1:04 PM PDT

Im watching you......... (<_<) (>_>) (<_<) (>_>)

It is going to be a prequil because reach was b4 Halo Combat Evolved

  • 08.14.2009 1:14 PM PDT

Why in hell would Cheif go back in time about 4-6 months? That's dumb.

  • 08.14.2009 1:41 PM PDT

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Posted by: Unseen Blade
Posted by: DarkScythe 058
different coloured suns
/thread

legendary ending planet has a blue sun
reach has a red one
your logic is disproven

Well, I thought my logic of congruent shapes and equal designs was pretty good.


Planets look like circles, k?

  • 08.14.2009 1:47 PM PDT

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Posted by: DarkScythe 058
different coloured suns
/thread

legendary ending planet has a blue sun
reach has a red one
your logic is disproven


for his first link look at the url and you'll see it's a pic of earth!!!!!

  • 08.14.2009 1:47 PM PDT

I love how he puts forensic proof in the title when it's just some theory with more holes in it than a cheese grater.

[Edited on 08.14.2009 1:52 PM PDT]

  • 08.14.2009 1:52 PM PDT
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I lol'd

  • 08.14.2009 1:56 PM PDT

I think you may be on to something here...

  • 08.14.2009 2:04 PM PDT

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