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Subject: ODST worst ending
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THE SQUAD FINDS AND KILLS MASTER CHIEF!!!!! OH NOEZ!!!! THAN DARE KILLS ALL OF THE SQUAD AND JUMPS OUT OF HER RECON SUIT AND IS AN ELITE!!!!! lolz idk i just typed the first thing that came to mind.

  • 06.15.2009 3:28 PM PDT

Turns out you're the master chiefs clone thinger.

that's about as bad as it gets.

  • 06.15.2009 3:36 PM PDT

"Nothing is True, Everything is Permited."

You and your squad board a pelican that is getting you out of New Mombassa. Then you look out the back and you see a rocket propelled garbage truck that was launched by the SI coming straght towards you. Your pelican gets hit and falls into the ocean "where creatures watch them drown."

  • 06.15.2009 3:48 PM PDT

A musical ending where they all sing and whatnot

  • 06.15.2009 3:51 PM PDT

I hate signatures :)

Zeppelin Rules!

"A pure hand needs no glove to cover it." - Nathaniel Hawthorne

The rookie is betrayed by his squad for money and is forcibly handed over to brutes, who then proceed to -blam!- him carelessly.

  • 06.15.2009 3:51 PM PDT

Haha, you get Rick rolled :P

  • 06.15.2009 3:53 PM PDT
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Dare sides with the covenant and goes nade suicidal at ONI, then the ODSTs get pwnd by a traffic cone

  • 06.15.2009 4:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Dropship dude
No, acnboy. Spartain Ken 15 is a lesser being. Much like the bacteria that lives in your shi­t.
Posted by: mike120593
My shi­t bacteria takes offense to that comparison.

Don't make me lel. You won't like me when I lel.

If you die once the game ends and your disk breaks.

  • 06.15.2009 4:09 PM PDT

Mythical Group

There is no greater catharsis than arguing on the Flood.

A scarab eats him. :D

  • 06.15.2009 4:10 PM PDT

Posted by: The Cheese Lady
lols everyone knows bulletproof glass cannot withstand teacups thrown by russian women.

The administrator AI guy goes rampant and nukes the city you're in. Game over.

  • 06.15.2009 4:18 PM PDT

Suddenly, bananas destroy everything!

  • 06.15.2009 4:20 PM PDT

Soffish for everyone!

Art and Halo = my life... pretty much.

you discover the last clue and the superintendent goes back in time and destroys everything (the whole H3 universe) then Stosh shows up and heez liek . . .fak he beat meh

  • 06.15.2009 4:24 PM PDT
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A Rick Roll.

  • 06.15.2009 4:25 PM PDT
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Bungie ended up shipping the shortened demo version on all the discs as opposed to the full one, how bad would that be? talk about a mess o.0

  • 06.15.2009 4:25 PM PDT

Bungie hires Uwe Boll to come up with the cut scenes and dialogue.

  • 06.15.2009 4:27 PM PDT
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Dare didnt betray her squad..lol

  • 06.15.2009 4:31 PM PDT

The ODST squad pull out something from their backs and all in unison yell out "It's Morphing Time".

  • 06.15.2009 4:38 PM PDT

All the ODST's lose in hand to hand combat, to a jackal.

  • 06.15.2009 4:49 PM PDT

A rickroll

  • 06.15.2009 4:50 PM PDT

Halo: CE Anniversary Achievement Idea
C-C-C-CANNON BREAKER!
Let Sgt. Johnson die on Halo.

Turns out that the flashbacks of all of the Rookie's teammates actually ended up dying. So the Rookie's by himself in the lonesome city.

  • 06.15.2009 4:51 PM PDT
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Rawr Im a dino!

After the second mission A Elite comes in with a giant smile and then starts to sing

or they all kill eachother

  • 06.15.2009 4:56 PM PDT

I am flatterd that you botherd to look at my signature.

apparently people are mostly affraid of rickrolls.... lol

  • 06.15.2009 7:23 PM PDT

Status: Prepared to GTFO

I made a thread about this, but if I posted in this thread it would take up the approximate length of an entire page.

  • 06.15.2009 7:49 PM PDT

Posted by: Dropship dude
No, acnboy. Spartain Ken 15 is a lesser being. Much like the bacteria that lives in your shi­t.
Posted by: mike120593
My shi­t bacteria takes offense to that comparison.

Don't make me lel. You won't like me when I lel.

The same ending as in Castle Crashers

  • 06.15.2009 7:52 PM PDT