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Subject: ODST worst ending

LOL After the credits they release a trailor for the next game (Super Halo Bros. smash party) i would buy that game!!!!

  • 06.15.2009 7:57 PM PDT

ODST ends with you Xbox going up in smoke, rising the price of ODST to $60 and a new xbox.

  • 06.15.2009 7:58 PM PDT

your xbox comes alive and tbags you and your family then stosh comes and rapes you that would be fun!!!! THen you are forced to play fusion frenzy 2 and the level cortana (on legendary)for the rest of your life!!!! :)

  • 06.15.2009 8:02 PM PDT

"Nothing is True and All is Permitted"
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They all die from one of the covenant ships beams

  • 06.15.2009 8:05 PM PDT

I am flatterd that you botherd to look at my signature.

turns out halo3 ODST is a halo themed DDR

  • 06.16.2009 9:25 AM PDT
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you and DARE are about to have a romantic kissing scene and then you get rick rolled for 2 days and the game inserts a virus and deletes your xbox live account and forced to watch spider man 3

[Edited on 06.16.2009 10:26 AM PDT]

  • 06.16.2009 10:19 AM PDT

The rookie is standing in the rainforest, minding his own business. Then Master Chief falls on top of him.

  • 06.16.2009 10:27 AM PDT

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We fight some ridiculous monkey with a hammer who has some inexplicable magic shield and........ oh wait.

  • 06.16.2009 10:29 AM PDT
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Wassup?

They try to go back to earth but the pod thingy gets bumped by some space rocks and they fly in to Master Chief's ship. They find MC an Cortana have had some Spartan A.I. babies and have made the ship a lucrative hotel business and are making a large monthly profit. Then Chief takes his helmet off and says, "Good job, Rookie. Would you be interested in our 2 day 1 night package?" Then you go to your computer to make reservations and you get Rick Roll'd. THE END


[Edited on 06.16.2009 10:31 AM PDT]

  • 06.16.2009 10:30 AM PDT
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Wassup?

A serious ending?
A Fullmetal Jacket reference.
After you find out what happened to your squad and you kill all the covenant you walk away, fading into a dark alley singing the Mickey Mouse song. Credits roll.

  • 06.16.2009 10:34 AM PDT

the screen cuts to black once everyone is met up, and huge, EPIC battle was about to begin

  • 06.16.2009 10:36 AM PDT

yaw canadian eh digg it

you see master chief leave

  • 06.16.2009 10:37 AM PDT

Gamertag is ShiftyDe0mix ps. the 0 in de0mix is a zero

rick astley makes sweet sweet love to dare and master chief and romeo and dutch go brookback

  • 06.16.2009 10:43 AM PDT

Gamertag is ShiftyDe0mix ps. the 0 in de0mix is a zero

then your xbox freezes for 5 years and your xbox live account gets banned for 5 more years and after that 10 years you get rick rolled and dare pops out your xbox and kills you and shiska tbags you

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  • 06.16.2009 10:44 AM PDT

Master Chief comes and kills the rookie for being a rookie throughout the entire game.

  • 06.16.2009 10:46 AM PDT

On Waypoint I'm rocketFox;
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It'd be a new even better version of this.

More rabbits and flowers and junk I guess.

  • 06.16.2009 10:46 AM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

It sets us up for a sequel.

  • 06.16.2009 10:47 AM PDT

Rookie ends up on a forerunner ship ends up talking with Lord Hood and says "Finishing this fight"

  • 06.16.2009 10:49 AM PDT

Lolular!

Kyletacular-Killtacular-get it?

The ending then says that Bungie lied to you and has now taken away your money for nothing and deletes itself. Or better still self destructs. Lol

  • 06.16.2009 10:51 AM PDT

Thomas

all the ODST'S die

  • 06.16.2009 11:23 AM PDT

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u have no life no money no girlfriend no land and no soul. u ra worthless ingornt mornic litle man. u are a detrimint to human sociaty and you ran emberesment to human kind. ur parents didn't love you and you where given up for adoption at birth, your adopted parens never told you because they feal srry for you. U are the lowest kind of human scum and you desirve to be shot.

go kill yourself and do the world a faver

The rookie fights off the covenant from New Mombasa and nobody really cares.

Then two weeks later he discovers an odd surfacing of gentital warts, and that his girlfriend has been sleeping with a greasy electrician with a blonde faded mullet.

PWNED

  • 06.16.2009 11:31 AM PDT

42, that is all.

Rookie is actually a Brute and takes a bite out of Dutch's head and the decapitated body of Dutch craps on Buck who starts making out Romeo,Mickey has a heart attack, Dare shoots herself ,THE END! All of the sudden after the credits a random Guy says "WHAT THE @#$%"

[Edited on 06.17.2009 6:04 AM PDT]

  • 06.17.2009 6:01 AM PDT

So you went to the trouble of clicking on my profile, either to send a group invite or hate message, or to check my Halo stats and call me a BK. I like Peanut Butter Waffles.

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your xbox freezes and every time you turn it on, you get rick rolled
NO YOU GET ROOKIE-ROLLED!

  • 06.17.2009 6:58 AM PDT

Maybe I will never be
All the things that I wanna be
But now is not the time to cry
Now's the time to find out why
I think you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

You land on Earth only to hear, 'Never going give you up, Never going to let you down.'

  • 06.17.2009 7:02 AM PDT

Im the feeling inside
the thing you tried to hide
the sense that died!

I AM RAGE!

all of Rookies squad dies except the rookie and he hops in a covanant ship and radios superintendent. Superintindent ask's "what are you doing?! Rookie sais "finishing this Fight!"
"what are you serios what kind of ending is this?" "Wh.. what i thought it was horioc thing to say it sounded epic to me." "No it didint sound epic stop trying to be master cheif you poser!"
"O....sry....."

  • 06.17.2009 5:03 PM PDT