- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Black Bird Flu
Posted by: bigturns00
Why can't Bungie just give me everything I ask for? I want a golden unicorn with an unlimited spartan laser mounted to a auto targeting turret. I want 40 flavors of recon, a version of ODST with Elites and the MC who can dual wield while riding his new unicorn mount, 100 new maps, 5 new xbox's and a turkey named Ted who laughs like a horse when I pwn noobs.
Bungie, if he gets all of that then I want a pretty, pink pony. A bloated, blue Barbie, and a friend.
And if you're going to give Black Bird Flu a pretty pink pony and a bloated blue barbie + a friend, you surely have the time to give me 1400 new armor perms (including 37 diff flaming helmet color choices)! What about a third disc?