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Subject: I dont mean to be a downer about johnson.......but...Theory!!!!

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if we follow the halo story-line correctly, johnson, miranda keys, and the chief, both follow the covenant ship through slip space to delta halo if i remember correctly, so having him in this game, (even though its just firefight) does not follow the halo story-line at all... jus sayin, i think its cool that he's in it in all, but..... i have a theory on how this could work....

Theory:

When looking back at Halo 1. or Combat Evolved, i took notice, and im sure others did as well, that there were multiple "Sergeant Johnson's"

Proof:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KdCNxjzOd8

My Theory, is that Mama Johnson had Twin Boys, both named the same name. Thats why one is off with the Chief, and the other is in ODST Firefight. I mean, no one can really tell the difference between the Olsen twins, (unless your a sick perve who watched their movies and memorized every word they said in their movies... jk guys lol, but seriously...)

So, it may seemed far fetched, but the proof's in the pudding, there's 2 Johnson's, there's no other way this could be humanly possible, maybe santa cause he can go to every house in one night, but other than that.. even though he's the coolest marine out there, i dont think a man can be in two places at once.. just somethin i noticed.

[Edited on 06.19.2009 9:10 PM PDT]

  • 06.19.2009 9:09 PM PDT

I believe the quote to guys like you in the weekly update was.. "Its a -blam!- video game"

  • 06.19.2009 9:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sp4rt4n119
Thank you sir, that was an epic rendition of this topic.


Posted by: Xx KNOX xX
and how!

Multiple Sergeant Johnsons result only from a glitch, and the part where he can die and will just conveniently reappear when the story needs him is just due to poor planning.

Johnson being available in Firefight needs no theories, Firefight is a multiplayer mode and multiplayer does not need to make any sense canoncially whatsoever. That is the same reason why in Gears of War's multiplayer Locust soldiers are issued all COG weaponry.

  • 06.19.2009 9:12 PM PDT

Just as every cop is a criminal,
And all the sinners saints,
As heads is tails, just call me lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint.

Bow chicka honk honk.

There were a few weeks time between Halos 2 and 3. Johnson and Miranda likely came back to Earth aboard a Covenat separatist ship, which would have taken little to no time. And in Halo: CE, Johnson was not nearly as well established a character, so they could have 5 or 6 of him.

Edit: And if he's only in firefight (99% chance), who cares?

[Edited on 06.19.2009 9:16 PM PDT]

  • 06.19.2009 9:13 PM PDT

Your wasting you're time you could be doing something else besides reading my signature...

Posted by: Homeboyd903
I believe the quote to guys like you in the weekly update was.. "Its a -blam!- video game"


Ok dude first of all if that was meant to be offensive than chill the dude was just voicing an idea he had, and if you meant to be sarcastic... you failed epically.

But besides that thanks for the idea on the Johnson theory, it gives me something to think about, and it killed a few minutes. It's a interesting idea and I wouldn't take it to memory, but it sounds possible.

  • 06.19.2009 9:15 PM PDT
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ok remember IT'S A -BLAM- GAME!!!

  • 06.19.2009 10:24 PM PDT

haha I epically failed apparently for saying that.. ROFLSCORPIONTANK

  • 06.19.2009 10:26 PM PDT

I think this thread is supposed to be humorous, in which case i lol'd.

Because you guys werent really serious that you thought that he actually believed Mama Johnson really had twins... right?

[Edited on 06.19.2009 10:28 PM PDT]

  • 06.19.2009 10:27 PM PDT

Posted by: Homeboyd903
I believe the quote to guys like you in the weekly update was.. "Its a -blam!- video game"

i almost fell off the bed laughing at this.

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How about this

Firefight isn't part of the cannon story

  • 06.19.2009 10:30 PM PDT

he is on the computer playing he might of modded it.

  • 06.19.2009 10:30 PM PDT

Posted by: ArchedThunder
How about this

Firefight isn't part of the cannon story

How about this

Read the OP.

Its obviously a joke.

  • 06.19.2009 10:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: FinalHazard006
Posted by: ArchedThunder
How about this

Firefight isn't part of the cannon story

How about this

Read the OP.

Its obviously a joke.

Joke threads=trolling
Trolling=against the rules

  • 06.19.2009 10:33 PM PDT
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James or you can just call me James.

that is a glitch, good sir.

  • 06.19.2009 10:38 PM PDT

Posted by: ArchedThunder
Posted by: FinalHazard006
Posted by: ArchedThunder
How about this

Firefight isn't part of the cannon story

How about this

Read the OP.

Its obviously a joke.

Joke threads=trolling
Trolling=against the rules

And? Nobody said anythig about the rules, or trolling.

  • 06.19.2009 10:39 PM PDT

Were it so easy.

Maybe he wasn't following the prophet with Keys.

  • 06.19.2009 10:43 PM PDT

He's just a character in firefight. I think we all realize that Ryu Hayabusa isn't a spartan, but he's in halo multiplayer.

But if I were to create fiction to put it in, I'd probably crate the jar of stereotypical black tough marine squad leaders. Tons similar. Do think Johnson is pulled off very nicely though.

  • 06.19.2009 10:46 PM PDT

i get it is a joke

but fun fact sergeant johnson wasn't called Sargent johnson till halo 2

  • 06.19.2009 10:52 PM PDT

maybe they did what epic did in gears 2 where tai had died and you could be him... OR maybe johnson survived the oracle...and the explosion :P

  • 06.19.2009 10:57 PM PDT

Posted by: TumoralOrange
maybe they did what epic did in gears 2 where tai had died and you could be him... OR maybe johnson survived the oracle...and the explosion :P
ODST takes place before halo 3 so im not quite sure what you are getting at . . .

  • 06.19.2009 11:01 PM PDT

Light Rex

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Look guys, it isn't a glitch first off, there's thousands of marines in the original game that look exactly alike. Go back and play halo 1 to see what I mean. It's just fact guys, Mama Johnson had twins.. Just straight proof

  • 06.19.2009 11:26 PM PDT

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It's a good theory in all, but I think it might be time to refer back to a certain Robt McLees words in this instance...
A. It's a -blam!- video game
Although it is weird nonetheless.

~ii

  • 06.19.2009 11:41 PM PDT