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Subject: Halo: ODST's Ending Finally Revealed. Very Touching...

The other day I was wondering the streets with my Good Ole' friend Jesus. He told me the entire ending to Halo: ODST. I tried to keep this secret but I just couldn't.

Bungie has confirmed this ending.

Halo: ODST has a connection to the Elite Alliance with Humans.

When the rookie finally groups up with his team they head towards the main ONI building. On arrival Twenty-Thousand elites, including the Arbiter, fall from the sky in Drop Pods.

The ODST's are shocked and one of them has slight bowel movements. The Rookie gets an idea and whispers to all the other ODST's. The ODST's take positions around the Elites and start to sing this song...

Shut Up

After this the Elites all start to sing this...

What is love?

The Elites and the ODST's skip away holding hands in the sunset.

Later the Elites send a message to the hierachy that the Humans are now their allies. The hierachy disagree and it starts the Covenant Seperatists.

Dare then dies, because her head was too big for her body to support. Poor Dare.


The very touching ending to Halo: ODST

Also to clear up some information:
- Yes, Jesus does work at Bungie. He's actually one of the Bungie Ninja's!
- Yes, He is also a hardcore Halo fan.
- Sadly, Dare's Jublee's don't outweigh her Head.
- The Rookie has been said to have bad Body Oder. This is the reason why his crew abandoned him.




[Edited on 06.20.2009 12:14 AM PDT]

  • 06.19.2009 11:44 PM PDT
Subject: Halo: ODST's Ending. Very Touching...
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My god, how could I not have seen this coming! It all seems so plossible! this seems legit

  • 06.19.2009 11:47 PM PDT

Golf Wang. Brony.

I stopped reading at Jesus.

Funny, but c'mon. I happen to think you messed it up in the set-up.

[Edited on 06.19.2009 11:51 PM PDT]

  • 06.19.2009 11:51 PM PDT
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No you.

I didn't even know Jesus was a Halo fan, nor the fact that Elites could sing What is Love

SO, now that the story is ruined I won't play campaign and immediatly go to firefight.

[Edited on 06.19.2009 11:52 PM PDT]

  • 06.19.2009 11:51 PM PDT

---SleezyKelveezy


Resistance Is Futile...

if dare's Boobs were as big as her head I'd actually care that she dies... but... there not...

  • 06.19.2009 11:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Snibs
I didn't even know Jesus was a Halo fan, nor the fact that Elites could sing What is Love

SO, now that the story is ruined I won't play campaign and immediatly go to firefight.

duh, Jesus works at bungie, hes the one who named it halo

  • 06.19.2009 11:54 PM PDT

Posted by: Sleezykelveezy
if dare's Boobs were as big as her head I'd actually care that she dies... but... there not...


LOL

agreed

[Edited on 06.19.2009 11:55 PM PDT]

  • 06.19.2009 11:54 PM PDT

Posted by: ArchedThunder
Posted by: Snibs
I didn't even know Jesus was a Halo fan, nor the fact that Elites could sing What is Love

SO, now that the story is ruined I won't play campaign and immediatly go to firefight.

duh, Jesus works at bungie, hes the one who named it halo


Actually Halo originally was called: Great Epic Battle on a Random Structure Which Is Shaped Like a Ring With Giant Alien Things On It and Ugly Squishy Things Which Allow Hours Of Meleeing Time.

Sadly, Microsoft thought that name was too revealing.

I honestly like the name GEBOARSWISLARWGATOTAUSTWAHOMT. It rolls through the tongue...

  • 06.20.2009 12:11 AM PDT
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wow

  • 06.20.2009 12:29 AM PDT