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Subject: sgt johnsen-cigar in mouth-getting shot in face-doesnt drop it?

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how is it that sgt johnson is jumping around shooting and getting shot in the face and he doesnt drop his cigar? i know its a game but why even add the cigar?!

  • 06.20.2009 7:40 AM PDT

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It's a video game.

  • 06.20.2009 7:41 AM PDT
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What do you mean gets shot in the face! He's to good to get shot

  • 06.20.2009 7:43 AM PDT

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I think people are losing the fact it's a -blam!- game....

  • 06.20.2009 7:47 AM PDT
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HE DOESNT DROP IT COZ HE IS AWESOME

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A. it's a -blam!- video game.

  • 06.20.2009 7:47 AM PDT

His cigar is really Chuck Norris in disguise. We all know Chuck Norris can't be dropped.

  • 06.20.2009 7:49 AM PDT

Look kids Johnson is CLEARLY a figment of your imagination. He is the sum of all your fears and yet he is everything you want to be. And if you want to smoke a cigar then I hope you kiss cancer on the lips.

Also, getting shot might be more reason than ever to keep the cigar in his mouth, he hardly wants to swallow it.

  • 06.20.2009 7:49 AM PDT

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
It's a REALLY good cigar.

...i was gunna say that...

  • 06.20.2009 7:54 AM PDT

His cigar is super-glued to the skin of his bottom lip.

  • 06.20.2009 7:57 AM PDT
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Because he's Cigar is super awesome!!

  • 06.20.2009 7:59 AM PDT
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'I am the badest most cigar chompinest badass mother -blam!- there is you here me marine'

how come in every video game it takes more than one shot to the head with most guns to kil people
in real life one bullet to the facee and your dead
(try on COD WAW shooting someone in the face with a pistol from point blank or try it in halo when their shields are down wit a magnum from point blank.)
people just wont die.

  • 06.20.2009 8:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: subfocus45
how come in every video game it takes more than one shot to the head with most guns to kil people
in real life one bullet to the facee and your dead
(try on COD WAW shooting someone in the face with a pistol from point blank or try it in halo when their shields are down wit a magnum from point blank.)
people just wont die.


Because if every gametype played like SWAT people would quickly become bored, even SWAT isn't a guaranteed one shot.

  • 06.20.2009 8:03 AM PDT

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Posted by: subfocus45
how come in every video game it takes more than one shot to the head with most guns to kil people
in real life one bullet to the facee and your dead
(try on COD WAW shooting someone in the face with a pistol from point blank or try it in halo when their shields are down wit a magnum from point blank.)
people just wont die.

for halo, its lag. for COD, its just stupidity (its more games than WAW, COD4 had the same thing with one weapon)

  • 06.20.2009 8:03 AM PDT
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'I am the badest most cigar chompinest badass mother -blam!- there is you here me marine'

its so ann oying tho

  • 06.20.2009 8:05 AM PDT

Well, it's like this. Would Bungie really allow us to play as Johnson? No. You play as his cigar. Which also explains how he has VISR. So, if anything, if you get shot in the face, you will lose your Johnson (no dirty joke intended) not the cigar.

  • 06.20.2009 8:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
It's a REALLY good cigar.

Beat me to it >_>

  • 06.20.2009 8:14 AM PDT

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Let Sgt. Johnson die on Halo.

Posted by: Dont pass gass
how is it that sgt johnson is jumping around shooting and getting shot in the face and he doesnt drop his cigar? i know its a game but why even add the cigar?!


There's a problem with that statement. He doesn't get shot in the face. He shoots others in the face.

  • 06.20.2009 8:16 AM PDT

Bow Chicka Wow Wow

It isnt a cigar,Its a rare genetic deformity

  • 06.20.2009 8:38 AM PDT

If you go along that line of thought, then why doesn't a marine drop it's rifle when shot in the arm? Why doesn't a Grunt suffocate after a few minutes if you knock it's tank off? Why do you get sent flying by a Ghost if splattered rather than get dragged beneath it?

It's a video game mate.

  • 06.20.2009 8:41 AM PDT

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It's a cuban cigar.

  • 06.20.2009 8:47 AM PDT

All of my sins, laid bare.

Its a magical cuban cigar. Just like fairys have their wands, johnsen has his cigar. And when he "waves it" magical things happen....

  • 06.20.2009 9:19 AM PDT
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Posted by: Yogurt 40
Well, it's like this. Would Bungie really allow us to play as Johnson? No. You play as his cigar. Which also explains how he has VISR. So, if anything, if you get shot in the face, you will lose your Johnson (no dirty joke intended) not the cigar.


But I don't want to lose Johnson, he was my frwend... :'(

  • 06.20.2009 9:19 AM PDT

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