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Subject: The secret stories of The Characters of ODST

"if i have seen farther it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" Isaac Newton

This topic is purely for entertainment purposes only, just chill, get some laughs and have a good time. Feel free to format your stories/story any way you want. Also feel free to make short stories and do more than one story.

Romeo: Raised as a little boy as girls are ugly and fat, due to Aunt claire (eww), Romeo's parents were worried that he would cheer for the other team (not that there is anything wrong with that). So at the age of 6 his father introduced him to strip joints. Girls instantly became his fantasy, he was obsessed. So much so they sent him to the army for discipline. Once at the army he met Dare, and he instantly fell in love, that was until she: broke his nose, snapped his nee, blinded him in one eye, and lit his hair on fire, just because he grabbed her but. after 2 years he regained vision in his eye nose was fixed, could walk and shoot a gun. Then came the day he was drafted to be an ODST they said they drafted him because he was crazy, why he grabbed Dare's but!

[Edited on 06.20.2009 9:58 AM PDT]

  • 06.20.2009 9:53 AM PDT

Friend, you've been reported.

  • 06.20.2009 9:55 AM PDT

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keep it clean and that makes no sense. He is a sniper! He needs his eye and a sniper is well disciplined

  • 06.20.2009 9:57 AM PDT
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why did u report him its called HAVING A JOKE you should grow up and stop reporting noob and i know your gonna report me coz i prooved you wrong

  • 06.20.2009 9:57 AM PDT

"if i have seen farther it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" Isaac Newton

people, please read the beginning, this is just for laughs, chill out

  • 06.20.2009 9:58 AM PDT

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yes, swearing- not fun, confusing-not fun, chiiling out-not fun

  • 06.20.2009 9:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: adoptedflame
people, please read the beginning, this is just for laughs, chill out


exactly

  • 06.20.2009 10:00 AM PDT
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'I am the badest most cigar chompinest badass mother -blam!- there is you here me marine'

dont post anything for the next few hours everyone because theres 10 guys online who are just gonna rip into you

  • 06.20.2009 10:02 AM PDT

Posted by: ODST II Program
why did u report him its called HAVING A JOKE you should grow up and stop reporting noob and i know your gonna report me coz i prooved you wrong

Joke threads are against the rules.

Also, you dont get drafted to be an ODST. You get drafted to be a Marine, and you work your way to becoming an ODST.

  • 06.20.2009 10:04 AM PDT

"if i have seen farther it is by standing on the shoulders of giants" Isaac Newton

Posted by: FinalHazard006
Posted by: ODST II Program
why did u report him its called HAVING A JOKE you should grow up and stop reporting noob and i know your gonna report me coz i prooved you wrong

Joke threads are against the rules.

Also, you dont get drafted to be an ODST. You get drafted to be a Marine, and you work your way to becoming an ODST.


i would like to see where in the rules it states that joke threads are agents the rules. I just read the rules for the ODST forum and the all forum rules it says nowhere in there that you can't swear (which i took out due to complaining little kids) and that joke threads are not allowed. Get Your Facts Straight

  • 06.20.2009 10:16 AM PDT