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Subject: Make up your own fail moments in ODST

Yes i know this thread is just like Shadow of JaeL who wrote like 50 paragraphs explaining fails of the game.
Well make up yours.

  • 06.21.2009 5:35 PM PDT

i will die

  • 06.21.2009 5:40 PM PDT

Two Siamese Cat Girls sneak around and put bowls of spicy tapioca pudding everywhere and all the ODSTs fall in them throughout the game.

  • 06.21.2009 5:40 PM PDT

Woop woop.

End of the game; Rookie meets Dare, and Dare transforms to Megatron. You wake up as Sgt "Soap" Mactavish from The Modern Warfare Seires and you say what a dream.

  • 06.21.2009 5:49 PM PDT
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EPIC FLOOD INFECTIONZ

  • 06.21.2009 6:06 PM PDT

At the end of the game, it all turns out to be a dream.

  • 06.21.2009 6:07 PM PDT
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Ya mum shows up and engulfs every1 with her massive, massive thighs

  • 06.21.2009 6:08 PM PDT

I was in 5th grade. I popped in the Halo CE disc into the massive, clunky first generation Microsoft Xbox, and wrapped my small hands around the controller that was almost too big for me. Little did I know what I was getting into.

10+ years later, I still look up to my childhood hero, Master Chief, while everyone talks about He Man and Spongebob haha


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When I try to pry open a HEV pod door, like the one in the trailer, the door ejects onto me and kills me.

  • 06.21.2009 6:16 PM PDT

Using the spartan laser on the banshees going over the bridge only to have it's remains splatter you.

Hoping to kill all the grunts in the areas with quick headshots, and then wasting a clip on 1 grunt because you just couldn't get that headshot.

Having the perfect chance to snipe some unsuspecting brutes so the rest of the enemies will be easier to get rid of, and missing the shot.

Throwing a frag only to have it bounce off something and land near you.

  • 06.21.2009 6:18 PM PDT
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At the beginning of the game when you jump out of your pod you die from fall damage.

lulz

  • 06.22.2009 6:42 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

I will be 4.5 seconds away for Recon then the power will go out

  • 06.22.2009 6:45 PM PDT
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my xbox 360 will get the RROD when i put ODST in for the first time..........-blam!-

  • 06.22.2009 6:49 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
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My ROFLsniper goes POW!

At beginning, when i am supposed to jump out of my pod, instead, I trip over the edge, flip over crack my helmet and skull on the concrete and drown in my own blood. O_o

  • 06.22.2009 6:50 PM PDT

Stuffz....

Right before i drop i will say "Feet first into hell" and then i get RROD

  • 06.22.2009 6:51 PM PDT
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Your friendly and eccentric Sangheili forum-poster. :)

At the beginning, The Rookie jumps out of his drop pod and dies from the fall.

Edit: Falleax beat me to it. Ah well, great minds think alike :)

[Edited on 06.22.2009 6:55 PM PDT]

  • 06.22.2009 6:53 PM PDT
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Argumentum ad populum

I will fall off a cliff that has been mentioned and highlighted several times.Then Dare will be like "Stupid n00b."

  • 06.22.2009 6:54 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

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I will be 4.5 seconds away from Recon then the power will go out

Thus destroying my Xbox causing the RRoD and scratching my ODST disk so bad, when I touch it it will break.........-blam!-

  • 06.22.2009 6:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: xXSpARky23Xx
Yes i know this thread is just like Shadow of JaeL who wrote like 50 paragraphs explaining fails of the game.
Well make up yours.

Well, this is not necessarily a fail on the game's part, perse, but more like what would happen during multiplayer to someone. Well, you know how they're making 4-player co-op available? Well, during the "free-roam" sections when you play as the rookie, I can definately see one breaking apart from their other three partners, getting lost on their own, and then eventually come across a huge wave of Covenant. They desperately call for back up, but is annhilated immediately on site...oh why do I foresee this happening to me? ...or at least one of my friends.

  • 06.22.2009 6:59 PM PDT
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Mine would have to be...

Betrayed by AI Johnson

Getting lost in freeroam

ODST Drop Pod not opening

ODST Drop Pod landing on me

ODST Drop Pod door smashing my friend in coop

All phantoms dropping off drones duel welding needlers

Scarab dropped on me in firefight please no scarabs in firefight

  • 06.22.2009 7:03 PM PDT

How come I never get the sniper rifle?!
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My ROFLsniper goes POW!

I will see a shadow around a corner and hear spraypaint sounds and i will go around the corner and someone will have written Lt + smg in a heart and this: >=D beside it and i will be like "WTF BUNGIE???!!!!" Then master chief shows up and shoots me in the head for insulting bungie and i r be all like " I r sorry!" =] And then the exact same thing happens 2 evry1 else with their name and prepare for it and when the chief comes up they jump when he shoots and have an epic showdown when the chief ends it with a quick punch in the face! EPIC XD

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  • 06.22.2009 7:09 PM PDT

90% of teens today would die if Myspace was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.

When you jump out of the drop pod in the beginning of the game you die

  • 06.22.2009 7:13 PM PDT
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i had to go back to health packs...

  • 06.22.2009 7:18 PM PDT

My YouTube Channel

My Home

Typical Halo nerd. Move along.

I Brute sneaks up behind you, throws you to the ground, rips off your helmet and lights a monster beef stew right on your face.

  • 06.22.2009 7:20 PM PDT

Two makes there more than speakers.

Chuck Norris comes out of the shadows and drop kicks the Earth to the lower depths of our Galaxy.
Edit: And if there isn't, Chuck Norris just made one.

[Edited on 06.22.2009 7:24 PM PDT]

  • 06.22.2009 7:22 PM PDT

I'm-A-Chargin My LAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if you are on the final boss, and shoot a spartan lazer off screen, towards your xbox, and then you xbox spontaneously combusts, explodes, and then the flaming remains take your girlfriend away and bang her. Fail.

  • 06.22.2009 7:23 PM PDT

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