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Subject: Make up your own fail moments in ODST
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Me" OMGZ I FORGOTS MY MED PACKS I MUSTS GETS IT BEFORES I DIE." (leaves friend with brute chieftain on legendary)you:alalalalaalalalalalalalalalaalalalalala" buddy: hey umm little help? brute: RAWRZ I R GOING TO PWNZORD YOU LOLOLOLOLOLOL. BOOOOM

  • 06.22.2009 7:24 PM PDT
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So The Rookie crashes at Mombasa, right? So he gets out, then begins to sing....

Looooooonely... I'm Mr. Loooooooooonely... I have no mon-

Then another drop pod crashes on top of him.

Aww schnitzel!

  • 06.22.2009 7:26 PM PDT

I want my steaks Luke...

I'm stalking a covenant patrol, being all stealthy ninja and everything,
when all of a sudden, the SI tries to point me in the right direction...
with a flashing billboard.

  • 06.22.2009 7:42 PM PDT

-The Cheesiest-

An ODST goes to throw a plasma grenade and melts his hand. Bummer....

  • 06.22.2009 7:43 PM PDT
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At the end the Rookie does a high five w/ Master Chief and give praise eachother for their MIA status.

  • 06.22.2009 7:43 PM PDT

The Rookie is walking along, close to end of game. He comes upon a locked door, and has to play a minigame where you use button combinations to unlock the door. However, Bungie forgot to put in a correct combination, so you spend thousands of hours trying to crack it, your Xbox melts, and you have to pay for a new one, and a new copy of ODST.

  • 06.22.2009 7:48 PM PDT

I am an avid gamer with a passion to keep games fun and strategy provoking, rather than simply button mashing instant-reward games that plague the market nowadays. I'm not kind, but I'm rational, fair, and maybe, just maybe, somewhat intelligent.

The cake is a lie.

  • 06.22.2009 8:02 PM PDT

You jump out of the drop pod and realise you left your weapons in it, then get swarmed by Brute Cheiftans with gravity hammers. :P

  • 06.27.2009 10:04 PM PDT
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In firefight, I throw 2 grenades across the map, and kill all my squadmates.

  • 06.27.2009 10:09 PM PDT
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IF IT MOVES SHOOT IT IF IT SCREAMS LIKE A COVENANT SHOOT IT AGIAN IF I JUST WONT DIE FRAG IT IF THAT FAILS BRING OUT THE TANKS AND HAVE SOME FUN

u tri to throw a plasma grenade but it sticks to ur back then chuck norris back flips out of a phantom and rapes u then u blow up

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  • 06.27.2009 10:10 PM PDT
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IGNORE THE DAMN GAMERTAG! It's my brother's. Feel free to spam him with messages. >:)

I splode. :0

  • 06.27.2009 10:15 PM PDT
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IF IT MOVES SHOOT IT IF IT SCREAMS LIKE A COVENANT SHOOT IT AGIAN IF I JUST WONT DIE FRAG IT IF THAT FAILS BRING OUT THE TANKS AND HAVE SOME FUN

yea red ring would be annoying but mine was abit weird but who gives a f**k

  • 06.27.2009 10:19 PM PDT

If you would like to hear the list of the ways technologies have failed to make life easier, press 3

a brute chieftan is charging at you, gravity hamer blazing and ready to swing

you've just knocked out all of his shields, using your recently equipped shiny red plasma rifle

now to rip out your headshot cannon; the automag.....


to realise it has no ammo....

you then die
being laughed at by grunts whilst the sweaty ape-like beast makes sweet, sweet love to your corpse

  • 06.28.2009 12:37 AM PDT

wait...... did you say pancakes !?

i pick up a spartan lazer shoot a banshee and then get splatterd by a cheesecake

  • 06.28.2009 12:42 AM PDT

Jackson Fit is here.

Dare/Grunt babies. We call them Grare's.

  • 06.28.2009 12:45 AM PDT

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

Your so excited you just bought ODST from the shops. You put it in the tray, close it. You then skip all the logos and it turns out to be a rick roll. D:

  • 06.28.2009 12:55 AM PDT

Jackson Fit is here.

Rick Rolls make me mad... Good thing they didn't have Rick Rolls when we ALL had dial up eh?

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The rookie goes in a warthog to save his crew at the very end getting the last vidmaster to unlock Recon and falls behind a man connon. He get's out of the hog,then right before it splatters him,he get's a ...checkpoint saved and he spawns over and over again!

Major OWNAGE!

  • 06.28.2009 1:56 AM PDT

Five years older and wiser
The fires are burning, I'm fire, never tire
Slay warriors in the forests, and on hire

rick rolled

  • 06.28.2009 1:59 AM PDT
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I nearly get the last vidmaster achivement and then master chief from arby 'n' the chief comes and kills me in firefight, starts his roflcopter and t bags me. The mother- blam! er

  • 06.28.2009 7:12 AM PDT

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Taking a sniper, sniping something level to you, snipe it in the head, and have the sniper bullet hit the wall behind it and bounce all the way back and you snipe yourself. :D

  • 06.28.2009 7:25 AM PDT

It's like a retard riding a bicycle while eating hot wings.
Sometimes you have to take the bike seat off to really enjoy it.

NMPD Voice acting. Or whoever said "Fall back to me!" after they planted the charges on the bridge.

  • 06.28.2009 7:32 AM PDT

The fight has been complete.... now get the cookies!

While we certainly share your enthusiasm for the return, we here at the Bungie.net community are mostly made up of snarky asses and jerks who will ridicule you for making a thread about something revealed months ago. We regret that your innocent intentions will almost certainly be replied with anger and sarcasm, and politely invite you to don your Flame-suit, because you just did the internet equivalent of jumping up the Construct lifts.

You get out of your drop pod and go up to a wall and it sais "Hold RB to do something crazy!"
You hold RB and then your ODST turns into halo 2 and you need to buy another copy of ODST to be able to play it again.
You get the new disc and when you put it in it was slight off the tray and when it goes in it cracks and 1/4th of the cd breaks off forcing you to buy yet another one. When you get yet another one you turn on your Xbox. It starts talking to you saying its irritated with you and walks out your front door. This forces you to buy a new Xbox and yet another ODST because he walked out with ODST in the tray.

Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic Failure.

[Edited on 06.28.2009 7:48 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2009 7:46 AM PDT

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