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Subject: Make up your own fail moments in ODST
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Posted by: Cory Gaelic
i will die

like a boss

  • 06.28.2009 8:16 AM PDT
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Posted by: DarkWinder_7
Right before i drop i will say "Feet first into hell" and then i get RROD


I laughed for 5 minutes.

  • 06.28.2009 8:34 AM PDT
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Some call me the Michael Schumacher of Warthogs.

Posted by: Seargent Major
Your so excited you just bought ODST from the shops. You put it in the tray, close it. You then skip all the logos and it turns out to be a rick roll. D:


I sooooo beat you to that

But, yeah. If Bungie gave the engineers guns... fudge.

  • 06.28.2009 1:32 PM PDT

TFP Cheetah

The Rookies HEV lands in a building and when you wake up you get out to find you landed in a toilet.

  • 06.28.2009 1:35 PM PDT
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Sorry I just got a bit crazy with the beard.
-Myself
I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.
-David Bowie
Clearly, nocturnal self-touching is the root cause of all bad things.
-Recon Number 54

rick astley is the rookie

and rick rolls him self.

  • 06.29.2009 2:04 AM PDT

Turns out its all one big scam by Bungie, you recieve the case rush home open it and there no disk just a letter saying 'HAHA YOU GOT SCREWED NOOB!!!' then the case detonates in you face.

  • 06.29.2009 2:17 AM PDT

Proto-Marines

You jump out of your drop pod and scan the area around you. You spot a health kiosk and rush over to it because the fall hurt you. The Rookie turns around and notices that his drop pod had fallen on a strip club!

You quickly move in and pull out ur supr oDsT wallet of SCIENCE only to look around the room and realise you teleported to a blank white room. puzzled you go up to a wall and hold down the Right Bumper.

All of a sudden You get blasted on ur azz because a rick role has started playing on all the walls! you jump out of the couch you were playing ODST in and try to turn of your Xbox but it won't turn off.

Horrified you beat ur head against a wall and hope the power goes out.

  • 06.29.2009 3:21 AM PDT

[i]a little patience,yeah yeah yeah
a little patience, You've been walking the streets last night,just try to get things right,But for game news there isn't many around,so you're just being stuck in the crowd,The news won't change
but maybe the name,You ain't got time for that games
cause you need it,Yeah yeah you need it

Rookie comes into street

*Rookie looks around*

He see speakers evry where, and a guitar, drums, bas and a microphone.

The speakers turn on:
Slash walks on poduim, He worked with the covenant
A brute say: Do you know where the -blam!- you are?
Youre in the Jungle baby! wake up! Time to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And slash play's welcome to the Jungle - Guns N' Roses
But the sounds is so SO bad,
you die.

-the end-
=D

  • 06.29.2009 3:49 AM PDT
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Sorry I just got a bit crazy with the beard.
-Myself
I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.
-David Bowie
Clearly, nocturnal self-touching is the root cause of all bad things.
-Recon Number 54

there is a giant grunt that eats new mombassa

and the team said

"o Noes"

NOM NOM NOM

[Edited on 07.02.2009 12:51 AM PDT]

  • 07.01.2009 3:39 AM PDT

Changin the Spectrum

Posted by: snip3r dud3
Posted by: Cory Gaelic
i will die

like a boss


Bomb the Russians

  • 07.01.2009 5:33 AM PDT
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a scarab comes out and kills the squad tthen they get teabagges by cannibalistic grunts :|

  • 07.01.2009 5:58 AM PDT

who said there was flood in a covnant city

  • 07.01.2009 8:44 AM PDT
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IF IT MOVES SHOOT IT IF IT SCREAMS LIKE A COVENANT SHOOT IT AGIAN IF I JUST WONT DIE FRAG IT IF THAT FAILS BRING OUT THE TANKS AND HAVE SOME FUN

THIS GUY FALLS FROM THE SKYIT TURNS OUT TO BE GEORGE BUSH THEN BIN LADEN FALLS FROM DA SKY N TRIES TO SHOOT GB BUT FAILS N SHOOTS THE COMPUTER THING THAT HELPS U IT THINKS IT WAS U SO IT NUKES THE CITY BUT U DIDENT DIE N THEN UR XBOX TURNS OUT TO BE A TRANSFORMER N THEN STAELS UR FAMILY N RAPES UR GIRL FRIEND

  • 07.02.2009 12:21 AM PDT

Staff Sergeant future 510, serial number HHT3-09PL, Flood Military Reserve.

The Super Intendent turns out to be GLaDOS, and it turns out the Covenant were looking for the Cake. Then the Companion cube kills you with a spartan lazer.

  • 07.02.2009 12:33 AM PDT

Your blood will clean the blood for now.

Random flood infection pod kills you when you jump out of your pod at the beginning, and the more you complain how the flood didn't land on earth until Halo 3 the more it becomes permanent. You get sick of it and turn off the tv get off the couch, go to the cubbord, pick out mustard and turn to make a sandwitch and theres Wee Gee staring at you.


You..

Staring...


WEE GEE

  • 07.02.2009 12:43 AM PDT

Call me Daddy

I die from the first grunt i see in the campaign.

  • 07.02.2009 12:44 AM PDT
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Sorry I just got a bit crazy with the beard.
-Myself
I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.
-David Bowie
Clearly, nocturnal self-touching is the root cause of all bad things.
-Recon Number 54

Phil Collins comes out of he shadows
and kills dare and steals her Recon
and said

"I now haz ReCoNz"

  • 07.02.2009 12:54 AM PDT
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IF IT MOVES SHOOT IT IF IT SCREAMS LIKE A COVENANT SHOOT IT AGIAN IF I JUST WONT DIE FRAG IT IF THAT FAILS BRING OUT THE TANKS AND HAVE SOME FUN

na the master chief from arby n chief kills dare n takes the recon armor and says "I Has Da Recon Armour lololololololololololololol happy face :)" this happens before he gets the recon armour

  • 07.02.2009 1:05 AM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/kotor/Group/GroupHome.aspx

Posted by: Falleax
At the beginning of the game when you jump out of your pod you die from fall damage.

lulz


epic fail ftw!

  • 07.02.2009 2:03 AM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.

Posted by: deathbot20
THIS GUY FALLS FROM THE SKYIT TURNS OUT TO BE GEORGE BUSH THEN BIN LADEN FALLS FROM DA SKY N TRIES TO SHOOT GB BUT FAILS N SHOOTS THE COMPUTER THING THAT HELPS U IT THINKS IT WAS U SO IT NUKES THE CITY BUT U DIDENT DIE N THEN UR XBOX TURNS OUT TO BE A TRANSFORMER N THEN STAELS UR FAMILY N RAPES UR GIRL FRIEND











what?

  • 07.02.2009 8:18 AM PDT
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"Dear Bungie.net, we regret being stubborn bastards, we regret coming to this forum, and we most definitely regret that Darth Kooky blew up our raggedy-ass opinion!"

Posted by: xxSpartan 99xx
I Brute sneaks up behind you, throws you to the ground, rips off your helmet and lights a monster beef stew right on your face.


Oh wow...how old are you? That was hilarious!!!

  • 07.02.2009 9:10 AM PDT
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"Dear Bungie.net, we regret being stubborn bastards, we regret coming to this forum, and we most definitely regret that Darth Kooky blew up our raggedy-ass opinion!"

I put in the disc and 5 seconds later, the power goes out and North Korea's nukes start falling on the US and Canada (where I live).

[Edited on 07.02.2009 9:21 AM PDT]

  • 07.02.2009 9:13 AM PDT
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Seen the gameplay in Dutch's flashback? Dude, he almost got taken out by flying Banshee debree.

Can't get any worse than that, unless you're playing Co-op and the bridge gets taken out with you still on it. That would be epic fail.

  • 07.02.2009 9:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: DELTA 41TL
You jump out of your drop pod and scan the area around you. You spot a health kiosk and rush over to it because the fall hurt you. The Rookie turns around and notices that his drop pod had fallen on a strip club!

You quickly move in and pull out ur supr oDsT wallet of SCIENCE only to look around the room and realise you teleported to a blank white room. puzzled you go up to a wall and hold down the Right Bumper.

All of a sudden You get blasted on ur azz because a rick role has started playing on all the walls! you jump out of the couch you were playing ODST in and try to turn of your Xbox but it won't turn off.

Horrified you beat ur head against a wall and hope the power goes out.


You know if Rick Astley's voice wasn't so annoying, RickRolls wouldn't suck so bad. Oh and Bungie doesn't like RickRolls so they wouldn't include that in their game. Still be funny as hell though.

  • 07.02.2009 9:16 AM PDT

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