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Subject: If u suddenly found yourself dropped in new mombassa u would say???

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Id quickly turn around and say to a Brute : "Whoa. you were | |< -this close to pressing the start button on a whoop ass machine boy!"

  • 06.25.2009 5:07 PM PDT
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Where's the can...

  • 06.25.2009 5:10 PM PDT

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Some guy made this for me
Posted by: StP Scar
Sounds like a bunch of Justin Bieber wannabes in here. I bet you all wear skinny jeans too.

But, this music doesn't even have any rhythm...

  • 06.25.2009 5:13 PM PDT

I never thought that Bungie would make Halo 3: ODST so interactive!

  • 06.25.2009 5:24 PM PDT

The fight has been complete.... now get the cookies!

While we certainly share your enthusiasm for the return, we here at the Bungie.net community are mostly made up of snarky asses and jerks who will ridicule you for making a thread about something revealed months ago. We regret that your innocent intentions will almost certainly be replied with anger and sarcasm, and politely invite you to don your Flame-suit, because you just did the internet equivalent of jumping up the Construct lifts.

This is what i would say (new)

Ok this whisky didnt drink itself...

[Edited on 06.26.2009 9:34 AM PDT]

  • 06.26.2009 7:35 AM PDT

"man, i really hope this is just a new kind of rick roll!"

  • 06.26.2009 9:10 AM PDT

I am a forum shark.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

  • 06.26.2009 9:14 AM PDT
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sig goes where?

you all know new mombasa is a real place right?

  • 06.26.2009 9:22 AM PDT
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omfg im im im in new mombasa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh brute kilin time ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh wait weres my gun aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh runnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 06.26.2009 9:32 AM PDT

"You got 2 years of cl1t deepening you mean?"
"Uh. Wut?"
"..."
"Do you know what a cl1t is, dear?"
"LAWL SO SIGGING THIS -blam!-!"

*Sees Grunts*
*Runs to grunts for a hug*
*Grunts charge with glowing blue hands*
*Runs away from grunts screaming*

*Explodes*

Either that or -

*Lights smoke*
"Phew - LETS GET IT OWWWNN!!!!"


~haloscout

  • 06.26.2009 9:33 AM PDT
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Just call me Najar.

i would say:

HOLY -BLAM!-!!!!

  • 06.26.2009 9:36 AM PDT
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"Never doing meth, again."

  • 06.26.2009 10:19 AM PDT

I.SEE.YOU.RECLAIMER.

Posted by: DizRupT
you all know new mombasa is a real place right?


Yeah we know, but this is if it was the Halo ODST New Mombasa, with all the covenant and stuff

For me it'd be: "Oh -blam- me!"

[Edited on 06.26.2009 10:30 AM PDT]

  • 06.26.2009 10:28 AM PDT
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平和と愛

I'd probably -blam!- my pants.

  • 06.26.2009 10:32 AM PDT

Video/Montage Editing Pro Can Edit Montage/Machinima For Free 99! SuperMegaBlargForce! ForTheWin!

OMFG LAGG

or

OMFG HAX

  • 06.26.2009 11:12 AM PDT

Hi! It's me!!! Wait what? You don't know me? Oh just see what I can do. XP

Say hello to the Prophet of Regret for me. *Pumps a Shot Gun*

  • 06.26.2009 11:28 AM PDT
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuccc-blam!--blam!--blam!-

  • 06.26.2009 12:16 PM PDT

Halo + Bungie = Extreme Awesomeness

Posted by: DizRupT
you all know new mombasa is a real place right?


Correction: Mombasa, Kenya is a real place. There is no New Mombasa on the earth at the moment.

To OP: NOOOOOO!

[Edited on 06.26.2009 12:19 PM PDT]

  • 06.26.2009 12:18 PM PDT

Hi! It's me!!! Wait what? You don't know me? Oh just see what I can do. XP

*pumps shotgun and takes out a Plasma Gernade* Time to find that d*mn Mickey for revenge!

[Edited on 06.26.2009 12:20 PM PDT]

  • 06.26.2009 12:19 PM PDT
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Like the gamestop bunny *HOLY SI-I1T*

[Edited on 06.26.2009 12:50 PM PDT]

  • 06.26.2009 12:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kingsword77
and i jizzed in my pants


Nice

  • 06.26.2009 12:55 PM PDT

If I was in a room with justin Bieber, Bin Laden, Hitler and a gun with two bullets I would Shoot Bieber twice.
Posted by:Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Posted by: RickRoll57
i got a list of them

*said with a straight face* F this i was not paid to star in Scooby Doo: alien invasion

"romeo when i get down there i am going to kick your ass and then pistol whip you a feel times"

"dang it for once in my life i wish i didnt have to fight these ugly buttheads"

"why cant the chief clean up his own messes? we're always stuck doing the dirty work"

"they dont pay me enough for this job i still question myself why i did it in the 1st place"

"now who said you could come on my planet blowing -blam!- up hmm? i didnt and i am sure as hell no one on this ball gave you permission eaither.now back up and get the -blam!- off my planet before i blow out your breakfast you ulgy son of a b-. because i know we wouldnt be blowing your planet up for no reason"

"I hold the only shot gun, you want it come and get some!!!"

"I SHOULDA BOUGHT THE WUPPY CUSION"

"0MG 1 COULDA HAD A V8"

"(starts crying)your the evil egg people that stole all my waffles"

"(goes to grab his cookie, but its not there) WTF there was a cookie hear i minute ago which one of you flat foots took my cookie? you dont take!, another mans cookie."

"Ive had it with these Mother -BLAM!-in aliens, on this mother -BLAM!-in planet"

"Screw this i just wanted to drop into burger king i didnt want to fight a bunch of aliens"

"Ok lets go get em guys......guys.....uh guys? where the shmuck are you people? oh yeah bungie is at it again leave me all alone in the middle of a bad guy infested city with no back up leaving me to fend for my self, now where have we seen this before?"

"holy -blam!- where the hell is everybody?-


[Edited on 06.26.2009 1:00 PM PDT]

  • 06.26.2009 12:58 PM PDT
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*walks up to Brute*

"Can i haz cheezburgar?"

  • 06.26.2009 1:06 PM PDT