- RickRoll57
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If I was in a room with justin Bieber, Bin Laden, Hitler and a gun with two bullets I would Shoot Bieber twice.
Posted by:Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
i got a list of them
*said with a straight face* F this i was not paid to star in Scooby Doo: alien invasion
"romeo when i get down there i am going to kick your ass and then pistol whip you a feel times"
"dang it for once in my life i wish i didnt haveto fight these ugly buttheads"
"why cant the chief clean up his own messes? we're always stuck doing the dirty work"
"they dont pay me enough for this job i still question myself why i did it in the 1st place"
"now who said you could come on my planet blowing -blam!- up hmm? i didnt and i am sure as hell no one on this ball gave you permission eaither.now back up and get the -blam!- off my planet before i blow out your breakfast you ulgy son of a b-. because i know we wouldnt be blowing your planet up for no reason"
"I hold the only shot gun, you want it come and get some!!!"
"I SHOULDA BOUGHT THE WUPPY CUSION"
"0MG 1 COULDA HAD A V8"
"(starts crying)your the evil egg people that stole all my waffles"
"(goes to grab his cookie, but its not there) WTF there was a cookie hear i minute ago which one of you flat foots took my cookie? you dont take!, another mans cookie."
"Ive had it with these Mother -BLAM!-in aliens, on this mother -BLAM!-in planet"
"Screw this i just wanted to drop into burger king i didnt want to fight a bunch of aliens"
[Edited on 06.26.2009 12:54 PM PDT]