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Subject: What would your funniest way for the Rookie to die on ODST be?

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Posted by: LHickox
splattered by a cone.
Better still: splattered by a drop pod.

  • 07.04.2009 6:26 PM PDT

Yeah.... wait, what? o_O

or he walks behind a wall when his Spartan lazor is just about to fire.

  • 07.04.2009 6:27 PM PDT

Tripping out of the Drop Pod and cracking his neck.

Beating every level then tripping on debris and dieing.

Falling out of a Pelican.

Attempting to look cool by not looking at the pelican and walking onto it, but missing, and falling.
^^^^^^^
What Chief does, except falling :P

  • 07.04.2009 6:50 PM PDT
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WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE YOUR ARBITER DO?

gravity fail would be mine

  • 07.04.2009 6:55 PM PDT

Dies before he hits Mombassa

  • 07.04.2009 7:07 PM PDT

the rookies pod lands and just before he gets out a secound lands perfectly on it and pancakes it

  • 07.04.2009 7:17 PM PDT

Dare gives him Aids.

  • 07.04.2009 7:33 PM PDT

Posted by: ANinjaGuardian
I would name my son Ezio Shepard Mactavish Vakarian Arbiter.

He holds the Energy Sword backwards and stabs himself.

Or a grunt throws a pancake at him.

[Edited on 07.04.2009 7:41 PM PDT]

  • 07.04.2009 7:37 PM PDT

-M1 Garand

He plays CoD World at War.

nuff said

  • 07.04.2009 8:02 PM PDT

Recon armor was not gifted or bestowed upon me. I earned it through blood, sweat, and tears. Road to Recon complete, on to the next challenge. Halo 3: 1750/1750, ODST: 1000/1000, Reach: 1400/1400.

Stepped on by a Scarab, ahh the irony.

  • 07.04.2009 8:05 PM PDT
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Epic plot twist: the Super Intendent kills The Rookie.

  • 07.04.2009 8:08 PM PDT

Lead, follow, or get out of the way!

He jumps out of the pod asks "Where is my squad?" and gets run over by his squad in a warthog.

  • 07.04.2009 8:12 PM PDT

A ton of spartan and marine zombies eat his brains out LOLLOLLOLLOL :)

  • 07.04.2009 8:13 PM PDT

If you cannot lead by example , intimidate.

Get stepped on by a Hunter or stuck in the balls by a grunt.

  • 07.04.2009 9:46 PM PDT

Has sex with Dare then commits suicide because he found out she used to be a guy.

  • 07.04.2009 10:21 PM PDT
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He notices it isn't ODST but Viva Piñata and the piñatas beat him to dead

  • 07.04.2009 10:30 PM PDT
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Stepped on by a Scarab, ahh the irony.


That's fun 'cause that happened to my friend on Halo 2 while he tried to splatter me with a ghost, I really hope that happens to him... haha...

  • 07.04.2009 10:34 PM PDT
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Master Chief comes back, shoots him in the head and says "I pity the foo' who tries to take my spotlight"

  • 07.04.2009 10:54 PM PDT
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Just to about to reveal the secret On Final ending all of Sudden. He gets Rick Rolled, :P
Or he just get Run over and trown in the garbage truck Controled by Super Intended full with Hungry desperate Grunts. And a Funny music kicks in and SI says: Keep it clean. as the Truck drives away off screen as you can here rookie Screaming

  • 07.05.2009 8:42 AM PDT

getting hit by a fellow odst drop pod when the odst was sleeping before the drop.

  • 07.05.2009 8:47 AM PDT

About me: I am a vicious wolf of a man.

But really am sweet at heart. =)

He escaped but the Squad's pelican crashes in the Jungle. He looks up and see's a meteor falling. Suddenly it changes course and lands on him.

...3 hours later.

"How far did he fall?"

"Two Kilometers easy."

"Stay Sharp, how bad is it corpsman?"

"I don't know sir, gel layer MAY have taken most of the impact."

"Hey look! an ODST helmet!"

"Is that a Silenced SMG...I see what MAY have cushened the Chief's fall sir...eww sushi."

  • 07.05.2009 8:57 AM PDT

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Posted by: Gottalovec4
He escaped but the Squad's pelican crashes in the Jungle. He looks up and see's a meteor falling. Suddenly it changes course and lands on him.

...3 hours later.

"How far did he fall?"

"Two Kilometers easy."

"Stay Sharp, how bad is it corpsman?"

"I don't know sir, gel layer MAY have taken most of the impact."

"Hey look! an ODST helmet!"

"Is that a Silenced SMG...I see what MAY have cushened the Chief's fall sir...eww sushi."


hahah nice

  • 07.06.2009 8:12 AM PDT

Mc falls from space landing on him. lol
EDIT: I see that some one has already had this idea.

[Edited on 07.06.2009 8:29 AM PDT]

  • 07.06.2009 8:28 AM PDT

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  • 07.06.2009 8:31 AM PDT