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Subject: What would your funniest way for the Rookie to die on ODST be?

At the end of the game, right as the credits begin to roll, the Red Ring of Death strikes and the screen just flashes BLAME STOSH over and over.

  • 07.06.2009 8:32 AM PDT

M1N1MAN171711 - Need More Numbers?

He's falling in his drop pod and remembers he is scared of heights. He has a heart attack and dies in mid drop.

  • 07.06.2009 12:16 PM PDT
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cone to the head

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  • 07.06.2009 12:46 PM PDT

-I was here

he shoots a laser at a group of enemys next to a box not knowing that there are explosive objects in the area, explosives go off, box flys and splatters him then an army of grunts t-bags him

  • 07.09.2009 12:52 AM PDT
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a suicidal grunt running around with a plasma grenade and kills the rookie

  • 07.09.2009 1:57 AM PDT
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Sgt. Jonhson accidentally spits his sigar into the Rookie's mouth, and he dies because he is choked by the sigar.

  • 07.09.2009 2:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: COWFEAR
Tripping on the way out of the pod, breaking his neck on the fall down to the ground.
LOL XD

  • 07.09.2009 2:24 AM PDT

In the days of old, there were legends of a land long lost to time. This land was known as Ranna'Mor. Ranna'Mor was said to contain in its borders 7 warriors. These warriors had once unleashed a veritable hell upon the ancient world, until they were locked away. My name is Toriad, and I am one of those warriors. Our return is approaching. Do not run away, do not cower in fear; take solace in your final days, for that is all we can do. -Legend of Ranna'Mor

When the rookie goes to open the pod, the door malfunctions and shoots back at him instead of out, crushing the rookie.

Or, he finds an inactive bomb while looking for his teammates, and when examining it the bomb goes off.

  • 07.09.2009 2:31 AM PDT
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he trips over a assault rifle whacks his head of the rock he has a broken neck now and hes balls has had tiny enjoy but they cannot take it and randomly fall of and someone gets a sniper shot

  • 07.09.2009 2:38 AM PDT

How is someone dying funny?
You people make me sick!
The OP needs to take a good, long look at himself in the mirror and realize how much of a monster he is.

  • 07.09.2009 2:58 AM PDT
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he is sneaking about in new mobamsaa or however you spell it and he sees MC t-bagging and he can't belive it and he says to himself out loud MC is a noob!! and he sticks a gernade to him and dies of t-bagging mc

  • 07.09.2009 3:15 AM PDT

I think it needs more explosives......... i think another crate should do the trick.

The drop pod misses New Mombassa and lands straight at the bottom of the sea.

  • 07.09.2009 4:48 AM PDT
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He gets betrayed because of a random sticky nade.

  • 07.09.2009 5:06 AM PDT

Spartens Never Die

Posted by: Nemesis2252
the impact of the drop pod kills him in the opening cinematic.... and then the credits roll




greatest game and 60 spent ever

  • 07.09.2009 5:54 AM PDT

Kewl...

A phantom lowers a wraith on him or a grunt t-bags him to death

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  • 07.09.2009 6:24 AM PDT

Slow down, aim for the head.

Splazered by Johnson....lol.

  • 07.09.2009 6:32 AM PDT
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"BAM" said the lady...

Some lame random plasma pistol shot

  • 07.09.2009 6:34 AM PDT

He gets shot in the back by a random rocket and then before the end credits roll you hear:

"Mai roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi"

  • 07.09.2009 6:44 AM PDT
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how about him getting kill by master cheif ?!?! lol thts what im thinking

  • 07.09.2009 6:51 AM PDT
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After a long bloody battle, the rookie watches the sunrise. he drops to his knees and hands, takes off his helmet and we are about to see his true face...When all of a sudden the Bungie web master jumps out of the bushes wearing his gorilla suit and toting a shotgun and blows the rookie away, soon after he is T-bagged.

  • 07.25.2009 4:58 PM PDT

to be humped to death by an attracted brute War Chieftan

  • 07.25.2009 5:05 PM PDT

I would like to like to work at a place where work and be fun, and be interactive with the community, like Bunige.

I would like to see him die by: being hit by bacon over and over, then being stuck in the face, then being splattered by 10 banshees, then make him listen to Hanna Montana, then the final blow would being shot once with the Chuck Norris lancher and all the galaxies blow up, then every single living thing in the world dies, then master chief and chuck norris rebulid the galaxies and become allmighty.

  • 07.25.2009 5:17 PM PDT