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Subject: What would your funniest way for the Rookie to die on ODST be?

I would like to like to work at a place where work and be fun, and be interactive with the community, like Bunige.

And then the grunts put a cone on his head and waks him with a shamwow like he's a pinata hoping he's full of bakedbeans.

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  • 07.25.2009 5:25 PM PDT

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He gets mugged by grunts in an ally behind the ONI Building. LOL

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he trips over a brute body unknowingly gets turned into a pinata and the grunts start hitting him until he dies.

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bounces a sniper bullet into himself

  • 07.25.2009 7:16 PM PDT

Chokes on a manwich

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During a cutscene he randomly gets pwned by a CONE

  • 07.25.2009 7:20 PM PDT

Celebratory Crouching

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he wastes all the spartan laser and rocket ammo on a grunt, so his squad mates kill and teabag him for being a noob

  • 07.25.2009 8:05 PM PDT

Mmmmm, Cheese....

Drunk driving after having a party with all the grunts he didn't kill on the legendary difficulty.

  • 07.25.2009 8:08 PM PDT

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master chief team kills him with a wiffle-ball bat

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Los heroes nacen... Las leyendas se hacen.

an other odst pod splat him or the superintendent crush him with a gate

  • 07.25.2009 8:43 PM PDT

Traffic cone!!!

  • 07.25.2009 8:43 PM PDT
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jplaying russian rulet with his automatic pistol

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A scarab jumps down and one of it's feet crushes him into oblivion.

  • 07.25.2009 8:46 PM PDT

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so he finds dare and she pops a round in his face.

  • 07.25.2009 8:49 PM PDT

-I was here

kills a brute and another brute shouts "u killed my lover" like they do to me in halo 3 and then the brute humps him to death

  • 07.25.2009 9:02 PM PDT

You know in the one trailer where he hops out of his pod and takes damage? He hops out of his pod and falls into a Chopper's wheels and dies.

  • 07.25.2009 9:11 PM PDT

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A giant pig falls on him from the sky.

  • 07.25.2009 9:15 PM PDT

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On the Last Resort map,he survives armies and armies of covie and flood,then he headshots a brute that has a rocket laucher(when the brute was shot the rocket aimed up and shot the big wheel) then the wheel falls on the Rookie.

  • 07.25.2009 9:23 PM PDT

dying isn't funny son. its sad. just like this thread.

  • 07.25.2009 9:29 PM PDT

catches Swine Flu and dies.

  • 07.25.2009 9:33 PM PDT

has a flashback. a brue comes and takes a crap on him.

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Toying around with the remote detonator, it exploding, rookie dying?

  • 07.25.2009 9:43 PM PDT

The night before, a relatively small cat snuck into his pants and he hadn't noticed. When he got on the ship and into the drop pod, he started to feel an itching sensation in his lower body, he ignored it. After a while he felt a small nibble, then got suspicious, he took a peak and there was a relatively small cat chewing on his knee. Terrified of cats, he took his combat knife and jabbed at the cat, missing the cat by 2 inches he stabbed his knee. He cryed in pain, but no one could hear him, soon the drop pod was launched and when he hit the ground, the jolt sent the knife and the cat up in the air, soon plummetting back down into his face, killing him.

  • 07.25.2009 10:19 PM PDT

the odst's have a group hug then a drop pod drops on rookie then out come johnson saying, "Ohh ya, not lets kill some gorillas"

  • 07.25.2009 10:21 PM PDT