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Subject: What would your funniest way for the Rookie to die on ODST be?

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Richochet snipe himself.

  • 07.25.2009 10:32 PM PDT

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that is the most brilliant thing i have ever seen posted on the forums
AGGRO-BLUE~2nd in comand of the The Shadow League

willy wonka bust's out from the hallway hits the rookie in the nuts with an axe and while your on the ground he raises the axe and says "You Get Nothing" then decapates you

  • 07.25.2009 10:40 PM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

MASTER CHEF COOKES HIM FOR BREAKING FEAST.

  • 07.25.2009 10:43 PM PDT
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Anyone ever seen Et tu, brute? where the brute like rips that marines arm apart, thats how.

  • 07.25.2009 10:44 PM PDT
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"Your momma never loved you, and she dresses you funny!"

He "digs his own grave".

Oh, wait...

  • 08.03.2009 11:00 AM PDT
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"Your momma never loved you, and she dresses you funny!"

Posted by: gangstagrunt117
Richochet snipe himself.


...with a traffic cone, and Bungie awards him t3h R3c0nZ for the lulz he provided... but he's dead, so it doesn't matter.

  • 08.03.2009 11:02 AM PDT
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Choking on his own.... oh wait gotta keep the forum family friendly
Head exploding from listening to the song "bananaphone"

  • 08.03.2009 11:13 AM PDT

Posted by: urk
Eat raw meat.
Punch a bear in the face.


If you don't know who I am, the feeling is mutual.

Okay, so he's running from a patrol consisting of a Brute, five Grunts, and two Jackals. He throws his last grenade. Three of the Grunts and the Brute go down. Sliding his last clip into his pistol, he stands from behind his cover. He puts six rounds in one Jackal, five into the other, one into the head of one of the Grunts. Beliving more are coming he sprints from behind his cover. Running towards the exit, he trips on a rock and introduces his face to the hard ground.

A few hours later, Romeo and Buck are walking through Downtown New Mombasa where they wonder why the Grunt they just killed had an ODST helmet.

  • 08.03.2009 11:24 AM PDT

The Rookie Walks Alone In The City of New Mombasa While Killing The Covenant (of Course) Then He Heard A Noise Behind Him And He Saw A Strange Figure In The Distance, He Walked Slowly To The Mysterious Figure, He Heard Something Behind Him When He Was Walking To The Figure, He Looked And He Saw Nothing, So He Turned Back Around And The Mysterious Figure Was Not There Anymore He Said, "Where Did It Go?" He Forgets About It, When He Turns Around He Walking Into The Mysterious Figure, The Figure Stabbed Him As Soon He Turned Around, The Rookie Falls To The Floor, While He Was Dying He Saw The Figures Face, It Was.. FREDDY! xD

  • 08.03.2009 11:24 AM PDT

Would You Kindly?

He goes down into the city, and completes the mission, or where he finds the detonator, then some pissed grunt comes up behind him and pushes him off a cliff. then later the grunt shows up in firefight and decides to throw things at you. random right.

  • 08.03.2009 11:28 AM PDT

I'ma beam them up.

Rookie and the rest of the squad get slaughtered by the DruidBoyZ

  • 08.03.2009 11:30 AM PDT
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I Love Lamp. And Ender's Game. Don't tell Lamp.

buck drops down in a pod to save the rookie but the pod lands on him

  • 08.03.2009 11:31 AM PDT
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c'mon obama gamers need a bail out too.

random portapotty explodes Buck sez "omg its in my nose some how"

  • 08.03.2009 11:42 AM PDT

The pelican we saw in the vidoc crashes. Micky and Dutch r ok, but the find the rookie crushed with guts, vital organs, lots of blood and bones all over the front of the pelican. Then Dutch says in a happy, girly voice,"like, omg! we like totally found the rookie! Yeah BOY!"

  • 08.03.2009 11:46 AM PDT
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Hey bungie, how about a ODST Mister chief eh? EH?

  • 08.03.2009 11:53 AM PDT

The Stig is dead to me
-Carrick

falling out of his drop pod in mid flight

  • 08.03.2009 12:07 PM PDT
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caboose from rvb killing him with a sticky

  • 08.03.2009 12:47 PM PDT